My Fellow Americans,
It has recently come to my attention that several people have begun to propagate false statements accusing President Richard Milhous Nixon of condoning communist ideology.
Let me be clear: President Richard Nixon is NOT a communist! Nor is President Richard Milhous Nixon involved in a romantic relationship with @communism-offical. I am currently in a loving, monogamous relationship with @kennedy-official. And I remain committed to spreading freedom, democracy, and American capitalism across the globe!
I have already consulted my attorney @froggyroycohn regarding the libelous defamation I have endured as of late. Roy Cohn has already drafted up legal actions against both @cheshirecatlair and the imposter @nixon-offical.
IMMEDIATELY RETRACT YOUR DEFAMATORY STATEMENTS AND POST A PUBLIC APOLOGY RECANTING YOUR CLAIMS, OR WE WILL SEE YOU IN COURT!!!!
Trust Me: As someone who personally fought against communist infiltration within the U.S. government with the great Senator Joseph McCarthy, President Richard Nixon is the furthest thing from a dirty communist.
Those who continue to willfully defame him will face numerous libel suits!
