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Delia J: We could always shrink it with Pixie Dust!!! Stop making up excuses!!

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TEXT || ODELIA
Ofelia: Even if they do there's no way could get patterns for any of Marc Jacobs fall line. Have you seen those coats????
Delia J: We could always shrink it with Pixie Dust!!! Stop making up excuses!!
what do you think of Kale's new girlfriend?
I don’t think of her much. Kale has the best taste in girls ever, so I’m not very worried about how crazy she could be. I’m sure this is going to last quite a while and we’ll be great friends someday.
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Ofelia: I was nauseous the entire time I was home in Pixie Hollow. I couldn't figure out why and then as soon as I was back in my ~newly renovated~ cottage and opened up my closet I was instantly cured. The leaf dresses and flower petal skirts were LITERALLY making me want to vomit.
Delia J: Next time we're in pixie hollow, let's try to get the sewing talent fairies to make you cloth clothes then?
text 💬 kelia 😩
Kale: I'LL TELL THE SHARKS TO EAT YOU FIRST, AND THEN I'LL DO THE WORLD'S BEST JOB OF PRETENDING NOT TO MISS YOU.
Delia J: IF YOU LET SHARKS EAT ME, I WILL HAUNT YOU FOREVER AND RUIN YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE WITH HOW MUCH YOU'LL MISS ME AND FEEL GUILTY
text 💬 kelia 😩
Kale: IF SHARKNADO ACTUALLY HAPPENED THEN I BELIEVE THAT THE TORNADO SHARKS WOULD BE SENTIENT ENOUGH TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND RUN THE TV STATIONS AND PICK THE PROGRAMMING, TAKE THAT BACK!
Delia J: THAT'S SO STUPID! I'M NOT TAKING IT BACK!
text 💬 kelia 😩
Kale: You don't think anything could ever make them cancel Shark Week, do you?
Delia J: Yeah probably. Like if Sharknado really happened I think the country would take some time off to heal.
dagnyjuniper:
You’re right, it doesn’t. Neither does Bloody Clodagh so it’s definitely out of the question. Oh my God, I didn’t even think about that. That’s even worse. Maybe I’ll get over it sometime in the next twenty years? Possibly?
Oh especially not that one, It makes you sound like a blood clot. See! This is why I need a better position in your life other than “Scheming little sister” I’m clearly the only one who does the real thinking around here. Because what if you don’t? And then you’ll have to do all kinds of annoying council things with him including probably having to do stuff One on One during the spring! And no offense, but new purple haired Dagny still probably wouldn’t be able to make it bad for him.
dagnyjuniper:
No, he doesn’t deserve to be murdered. Like, he does for not at least sending me a “Hey, I’m running away” text, but also murder is bad? Trust me, that was my immediate first thought. I literally can’t even say that I haven’t completely ruled it out yet.
Is it really that bad if he deserves it? But fine, “Bloody Dagny” doesn’t have any kind of ring to it anyway. As it should be, especially he inherit’s his dad’s title and then you’d be stuck working with him forever and ever and always get suck seeing him with the random girl he left you for.
Your boyfriend ever run away in the middle of the night with a girl you’ve literally never heard him talk about before and leave you no explanation and answer none of your texts or calls, only to find out he’s gone back to Pixie Hollow forever with said girl who’s now also going to be there forever so you know the next time you go back you’re going to have to hide, but you can’t really hide because you’re a princess and heir to the throne so you’re going to have to see him or at the very least he’s going to see you because it’s unavoidable and to deal with this whole crisis you dyed your hair and decided to adopt a whole new personality? No? Just me? Yeah, thought so.
Wow that sicks, Dagny. I know people that probably know people that can have him killed, if you want. (And by "I know people", I mean Ofelia. So she could really get things done.) But if you don't want him murdered, you could always let me be the heir so then he'd never see you again and you wouldn't have to see him either! Yay!
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Dagny: Can you stop protesting for one second? We haven't had a real family get together in so long.
Delia J: No, it's not MY fault! Blame your parents from banning me from the love of my life!
TEXT || DAGJ
Dagny: Subject change, but how long are you planning on staying in Pixie Hollow during winter break?
Delia J: I'm not going home for break. I'm protesting.
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Dagny: Damn you're a good kisser
Dagny: You must be to have a boyfriend that would agree to keep your relationship a secret for like a year.
Delia J: It was only half of one, but I guess so? But it's probably more like Lux just really being the world's most perfect boyfriend to the max. Lesser men could NEVER
“Tell me again why everyone loves the fall festival?” Ofelia sighed, looking through racks of dresses at the Boutique. “It’s loud, it’s sticky, and people take too much liberty with the theme.” She held up a dress to her body, looking at herself in the mirror. “Although, it is a good chance to debut your fall wardrobe if you do it right,” She clarified, looking her shopping partner up and down before putting her own dress back and pulling something off a nearby rack to show to them. “This would look cute on you. I definitely wouldn’t wear it, but you’d make it look less…tragic.”
"I think that's exactly why they love the festival." Delia J responded dryly, turning the page of the book she reading as she followed behind Ofelia through the boutique. Usually DJ didn't dare bring a book with her when she and Ofelia went shopping out of fear that Ofelia would at some point get annoyed with her and hurt her book in someway out of revenge. But now that Ofelia was pal-ing around with a whole group of new best friends all the time, Delia J assumed she was now used to not being the center of attention the whole time and would let Delia J read in semi-peace. "This dress is cute and I do want it. Buy why do compliments like that always come across as weird insults from you? Is this dress ugly or not?"
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TEXT || DELIAFELIA
Ofelia: And everyone thinks I'm the tease when really it's you, Delia J. You hold out on me and expect me to give everything in return. I would never abandon you forever and I've told you this a million times. Oh, a while ago. And because they wanted me to? Because I could? Because then I have to be more of a prevalent member of the @ Pack now?
Delia J: Perhaps that's why we've managed to be best friends for so long? That's what you claim and I might believe you, but I'm not telling you anything until you get back either way. A WHILE AGO? What is with you and threesomes for power? And ARE you a more prevalent member of the @ Pack?
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Ofelia: Sure they will. You keep telling yourself that. Just because you know me the best doesn't mean I wouldn't ever do something out of character for me and catch you by surprise. Once I get back from this trip, though, you are getting INVESTIGATED HARD. No, I had sex with them.
Delia J: I don't have to keep telling myself that, I know the facts and that's that. I'm fully aware of that but like...please do not? Let's just um avoid the drama and aggravation of that, and NOT. If there's anything for you to know, I'll let you know when you come back. So that way you can't abandon me forEVER! 🙂 What!! When!!! Why??? Also didn't you already sleep with the smaller one?