Disaster Confetti

[deliberatelypsychotic]

Hey, waiter. Can I get a bullet in my head?

Edit June 11th, 2026: Can we make that a double?

[deliberatelypsychotic]

I might be out of a job before I even know my fucking start date because of a goddamn CANE.

[deliberatelypsychotic]

I found a weird lump in my arm and my mother proceeded to tell me that it might be something THAT CAN ONLY HAPPEN IN YOUR UTERUS. She acts like she knows what she's talking about way too often. She also corrected me about me possibly having a genetic condition at the doctor. She kept calling it a immune disorder. She wouldn't believe me when I corrected her. Didn't even think about it and said it in a really condescending tone. I DID THE HOURS OF RESEARCH. NOT YOU. SHUT THE FUCK UP. When it comes to my health I never trust literally anything she says anymore.

[deliberatelypsychotic]

I found a weird lump in my arm and my mother proceeded to tell me that it might be something THAT CAN ONLY HAPPEN IN YOUR UTERUS. She acts like she knows what she's talking about way too often. She also corrected me about me possibly having a genetic condition at the doctor. She kept calling it a immune disorder. She wouldn't believe me when I corrected her. Didn't even think about it and said it in a really condescending tone. I DID THE HOURS OF RESEARCH. NOT YOU. SHUT THE FUCK UP. When it comes to my health I never trust literally anything she says anymore.

[vmprfngz]

I know I sound like a rabid horndog sometimes but low-key I am more of a romantic type of guy

like, I looove slow burn. let's flirt right before our friends join us, let's get so sexually frustrated that we're both buzzing from excitement.

let me tell you all the things I wanna do to you, how i wanna spoil you, how much I want to kiss you. How id hold you, all these things that we wouldn't tell anyone else, not even our friends know, not even our closest friends.

My main flaw in this ideology is how hard it is for me to get attached to someone due to past stuff. got them trust issues... but hey, at least I got sexy character development pfffft.

sigh I like yoai...

And wouldn't mind being someone's babygirl (grown ass man btw)

[tboy4t]

Someone force my head down, fingerfuck me until I'm limp, and then overstimulate my dick with your mouth please

[deliberatelypsychotic]

Oh, the things I would do to make out with a random, nameless stranger in an alley rn.

[echoing-st4rs]

When they raise their arms and you can see the stretch of their lower stomach, hipbones, and happy trail peek out from the hem of their boxers 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[deliberatelypsychotic]

@barbarian91809

[pupzlovez]

thinking about the thought of him being sleepy but he can't sleep sitting up so i gently guide him down to lie against my chest and scritch his head until that hes just a puddle of those pretty puppy eyes in my arms.

[wh3r3smyph0ne]

sighhh... the urge to watch a movie with him and we tease each other under the blanket either until the movie ends or one of us gets so horny we beg for it and leave the movie for later..,,, UGH !!

[yerboah-k]

This and an older man who teaches me how to shoot

[jaxonoff]

A boykisser with no boys to kiss, what a tragedy💔

[corpseofmisery]

Can I stroke your dick while you talk about your nerdy interests

[deliberatelypsychotic]

@barbarian91809

[jaxonoff]

I’m cold :( he should come cuddle me to warm up

[lustcannibalism]

computer play creep by radiohead, loud enough to kill

[lustcannibalism]

I DON'T BELOOOOONG HERE

[aleksanderyearns]

having a favourite person who's aware of your disorder and learns how to handle it is so amazing, i love him so much. i no longer have to feel like im going crazy every time we interact.

[zombienecroboy]

would love to lay on the sofa while my puppy boy ruts against the pillows because i won't touch him