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i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

truestoriesaboutme

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

unclefather

keeperofseeds

allerod

laughingfish

First thing I saw when I opened Twitter (x)

laughingfish

weqqewqewqesddsfdsfdsfDSASDSADA

slaughterhousefive

reblog if you believe in Mr. Pebbles

1000notes-submissions-blog

[Credits - Submitted by: blahh-idc to 1000notes.com] Submit - What is this?

childhoodruiner

Please allow this gifset of Jeff Goldblum holding a tiny sleeping puppy to bless your Dashboard.

hauntedthirtyeightdeleted-deact

House: I invented these robots called securitons that help protect my city New Vegas

Ryan: I use splicers which are people who used a substance called Adam way too much and have become dangerous killers to help protect my city Rapture.

House:

books-n-quotes

“I am still so naïve; I know pretty much what I like and dislike; but please, don’t ask me who I am.”

— Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

e1evenses

ur dash been blessd wit lil rat hans

oatmilksupremacy

gotitforcheap-deactivated201611

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

marimopet

what does this say in english

merinnan

“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.

myangelofthelord

ok so what does it say in american

merinnan

“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.

star-spangled-jackass

thank you

you-or-your-memory

Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?

flubz

“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more'n checkin fer spiders.”

operationsc

This is a Rosetta Stone for a single language

atreides-paul-deactivated202301

My new favorite meme

courtnywhitmore

Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)

Click the gifs for more information

princesacosmica-blog

OH MY GOD, IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS ON MY DASH.

I´VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGES.

toloveakiwi

thatbatman-blog

luckyspike

futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out

notadangirl-blog

If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life

darrenofskies

what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.

scottsumrners

she is a cyclops

how did she NOT know she was a mutant

platinumcracker-blog

BITCH if u watched the show or did any research at all you’d know that she thought she was an ALIEN, which in that society was completely acceptable. Try again!!!!

fantasmicallyfunsized

I did a thing…am I funny yet LOL

polniaczek

@ElaheIzadi:’Beauty and the Beast’ to have Disney’s first-ever ‘exclusively gay moment’ @HeatherMatarazz: I thought it was when I popped out the closet in “Princess Diaries 2”