𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚍𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔

❛ AW GEE, we can't beat all those Autobots !! I can't take this much STRESS, Drag Strip. I got a delicate constitution. ❜

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{{what if i made a tfa wreck gar sideblog}}

[rhapsodaze]

moron/moron representation

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knockonbee‌:

“You arrre.”

Rolls on his back. 

Gives the biggest poutiest look. 

[knockonbee]

Tickles him.

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Shrieks!

[breakdownsbuttlights]

Kiss the baby

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knockonbee‌:

“You arrre.”

Rolls on his back. 

Gives the biggest poutiest look. 

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knockonbee‌:

“Would you deny me my child?”

Flops over dramatically. 

“M’not.” 

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ask-smokescreen‌:

You’re still a sparkling compared to me! Don’t worry- bots used to call me the baby of my team, too. And yeah, after a little while, it’s hard to keep track of your own age, right?

Awesome! Have you been on many races before, Wild?

Uhhh kinda. 

I mean, I went against some Autobots a bit ago. An’ I raced my dads as a kid. And did some street racing on Earth. 

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knockonbee‌:

“Always my baby, though.”

“Dad. C’mon. Noooo.” 

[knockonbee]

delicateeconstitution replied to your post “"daaaAAAAAAAD.“”

"pay attention to me.”

“Hi baby.”

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“Aw, c’mon, dad. M’not a baby.”

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ask-smokescreen‌:

Wait, you’re not even a million? You’re like, a sparkling! Man- now I feel really bad for scaring you. Seriously, I’m sorry, that wasn’t cool of me.

But Knock Out is pretty old! I’m pretty sure he’s like, twice my age. Practically a grandpa.

You got it, then! A race in the mountains it is! It’s nice to meet you, Wildbreak!

Am not! Ain’t been a sparkling for a bit! Like.... couple-a centuries or somethin’ like that, I dunno. M’not good with numbers. 

Uh- sure! 

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ask-smokescreen‌:

Wait, really? I knew he was old, but I didn’t think he was that old! Don’t tell him I said anything about cheating, okay?

Awesome! You got any preferences for where we race? Would you prefer Earth or Cybertron?

… By the way, what’s your name, kid? I’m Smokescreen!

I- I mean- I’m not even a million yet, so him havin’ a kid ain’t really an indicator of him being old-

[but he did think his parents were old, yeah]

Uhhhh I don’t really care, dude.

Wildbreak. 

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ask-smokescreen‌:

I mean- I can understand if you don’t want to, that’s fine, but you look like you’re pretty fast, and you might be good competition! It’ll be a friendly race, and since you’re not Knock Out, I won’t cheat or anything.

I know some really cool tracks, too! There’s some really cool spots in the city we could race, or we could go for a race in the mountains… If you’re ever interested, let me know!

Y’know Knock Out’s my... my dad, right? 

[he did suppose he looked more like Breakdown than Knock Out, but...]

Yeah, I guess we could do that.

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@ask-smokescreen replied to your post: Hey. Hey, kid. BOO!

Wait- wait, frag, I’m sorry, I didn’t expect you to jump THAT soon. I was just gonna ask if you could keep up with me in a race!

[taps fingers together anxiously]

[that’s an Autobot]

I- I don’t know- 

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upsy daisy

Send “upsy daisy” to pick up my muse bridal style

“Nooooo- dad!” Wildbreak fussed, trying to push at his chest. 

The boy sulked, just deadweighted and flopping dramatically.  

(similar to a certain carrier)

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Hey. Hey, kid. BOO!

And the poor kid- 

When did he become so anxious? 

Wildbreak jumped at the first hey. 

“You’re a real asshole, y’know that!” 

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//new verse tag where I’m just being self-indulgent and playing Wildbreak as a baby/kiddo with his parents

[mememeforrp]

Send “upsy daisy” to pick up my muse bridal style