Forever looking for a Dragonlord

Hi! I'm Jade, this is a contrast of the mess I have become, too many fandoms at once.

[yearningformoony]

when will people realise that LIS is multiple choice for a reason and is different for everybody and you don’t have to defend ur ships and choices to the death

[dankxsinatra]

[perpetuelledaydreaming]

Cruel intentions | Masterlist

summary: It was a bet. It was only supposed to be a bet between you and Harry Osborn. Traumatize Peter Parker by sleeping with him? Easy. Another sexual conquest in your book, and yet as Peter stares into your eyes you can’t help but feel as if your heart is going to burst from your chest because no one had ever looked at you that way. 

Tony doesn’t approve much of your choices and is freaked out about you hanging out with Peter, but you aren’t sure why apart from the obvious bad blood you have with your dad. Lots of blackmailing, lots of parties, lots of angst and angry discussions, and lots of possibly steamy moments, right? All in the name of a wager.

spiderman | a masterlist

playlist

prologue | chapter 1 | chapter 2 | chapter 3 | chapter 4 | chapter 5 | chapter 6 | chapter 7 | chapter 8 | chapter 9 | chapter 10 | chapter 11 | chapter 12 | chapter 13 | chapter 14 | chapter 15 | chapter 16 | chapter 17 | chapter 18 | chapter 19* | chapter 20 | chapter 21 | chapter 22 (scheduled a week from now- read early on my ko-fii!!!)

updates on monday or wednesday or friday

also, smut: *

extras:

BEST THING EVER A FANCAST EDIT BY @3louisee ✨ which is perfect

moodboard pinterest (based on @3louisee fancast)

[little-witchys-garden]

Spider web mythology + why spider webs in windows are actually a good thing 🕸

Spider spiritual meaning:

The spider is a fascinating animal that is often misunderstood. Although they are commonly associated with darkness and death, spiders can also represent new beginnings,protection, creation, fate, storytelling,divinstion and life cycles.

Other spider meaning and symbolisms include artistry, manifestation, patience, old power, ancient wisdom, illusion, balance, and interconnection.

In many cultures, spiders are seen as protectors and symbols of good luck.

Some spider divine:

Iktomi

Spider Grandmother

Arachne

Uttu

Kwaku Ananse

the Tsuchigumo

Jorōgumo

Meaning of the spider web:

Take all the meaning of the spider and just add hardcore protection onto it and the ability too catch bad dreams { nature made dream catchers basically }

But they also confuse and trap unwanted spirits some think that's why they're on the windows in the winchester house and other famous architecture.

Not magic wise, they stop birds from smacking into windows.

[peppermintandvanilla]

Been a while so here's some of my Max Mayfield cosplay

[nocontextstarkid]

[delicatelyfuturisticturtle]

[delicatelyfuturisticturtle]

I will always remember this night, the night I heard that the great Stan Lee had died. At first I did not believe it, nearly told the person who told me to p*** off and to shut up but not moments later did I get bombarded with messages confirming it. I had not been having a good day and my phone stopped working overwhelmed by the messages and I started to get angry, I gave up took my plate into the kitchen and went straight for a shower. I stood in the shower just thinking. Thinking of what to say, For I have a lot to say and a lot to thank Stan for. I was never a massive fan of marvel when I was younger mor of a casual fan, but as I got older I became a massive fan. I would not be the person I am today nor would I have the friends I have today if it were not for Stan Lee. So thank you Stan Lee. Thank you for the happiest action packed memories, thank you for the friends I have made along the way. And thank you for all the amazing Heros And Villains that brought laughter, joy and tears to this world. May you rest in peace. Excelsior 💕 #stanlee #marvel #ripstanlee https://www.instagram.com/p/BqF9rNeAHX5/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=czwp90v8ic4d

[alessandromancodogphotograp-blog]

[sexhaver]

two sick horses evaluating an orb

[6qubed]

“it floats”

“don’t like that”

[lynati]

my brain, interrupting my daydream: this is poorly researched and the narrative is not compelling

[norcumi]

Brain: “Do it again, take it from the top.”

[botheringblathers]

holy im so glad i am not the only one fuckkk

[illustokibadayo]

「ずっと待っていてくれたのね」

[delicatelyfuturisticturtle]

Obviously this isn't 100% but I was impressed I pulled this together right after the episode. I loved Cheryl and her bow and arrows and I hope she uses them more

[atticroach-deactivated20220125]

When black butler fans complain about and go after people who ship sebaciel knowing damn well the show they watch and support caters to it anyways and sometimes sexualizes ciel for fanservice

[delicatelyfuturisticturtle]

[a-titty-ninja]

[princesseblade]

how youtube makeup gurus be to me.

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Dogs only!

[ladykillerfrog-deactivated20211]

Memes of 2017

Changing the Hollywood sign

Gordon Ramsay in search of lamb sauce

“If you or a love one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may be entitled to compensation”

Turning pre-existing memes into wholesome memes

Putting characters/places/things into a hierarchical tier system (God Tier / Mid Tier / Shit Tier etc)

Tumblr ads that are so weird they might as well be shitposts

That awful anime clip of the girl eating the meatball

“take a fucking sip, babes”

Teen Comix strip (a.k.a. “No Fear; One Fear”)

Emoji reviews

lov the cronch

Y’ALL’DNT’VE and YAINT

Stating something in a life-hack-y kind of way then posting that picture of the guy pointing to his forehead

The old man in the red sweater shrugging and the caption is “guess I’ll die”

“cash me ousside howbow dah”

“While you were [doing something] I studied the blade”

The weird gray alien that sits and waits for stuff?? Or something?? He has no legs and a weird nose

“y’all mind if i…”

“what in tarnation” variants

Tumblr turning 10 and The Confetti™

That one too-close-up gif of the white guy awkwardly blinking

Brain expanding meme

Taking the piss out of @writing-prompt-s

[something] machine broke

A smattering of memes making fun of student athletes

Finishing song lyrics and that picture of Meryl Streep shouting

“yeah can I get a fucking uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

“some people??? [do things]??? to cope?????”

The shutdown of Club Penguin

Tumblr’s April Fool’s joke this year was just a horse tamogatchi and people seemed to genuinely enjoy it

A sudden call to arms to make McDonalds bring back some sort of Szechuan dipping sauce

“Come visit the Jungle we’ve got [weird names for stuff]” powerpoint slide thing

Those ditty.it videos where you type in a phrase and a robot voice sings it to you

“Bitch I lived”

? Do fidget spinners count as a meme?

Editing panels from Erica Moen comics (e.g. the infamous Cuck Comic)

“In case you haven’t noticed, i’m WEIRD. I’m a weirdo. i don’t fit in. and I don’t WANT to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.”

Bone-hurting juice

“I confessed to my crush through a Spotify playlist”

Wendy’s mascot as a smug anime girl

Fyre Festival

thanks! I hate it

Okay we’re literally FIVE WHOLE MONTHS into 2017 and I still see so much talk about vore on my dash. Seriously? Why y’all gotta be so fixated on vore? It’s ruining my health and needs to end

“thrussy”

.

okay nvm I preferred the vore

Regular People vs. Creative People

Bill Wurtz back at it again with the history of the world

Mocking people with the Spongebob chicken image

“[X] is dead and replaced with a lookalike: a conspiracy thread” (more of a twitter thing)

mood & big mood

“sir you’ve been in a coma for [X] years”

“do you take constructive criticism on your posts”

respecting women

a post stopping mid-sentence and somebody else comments “[X] killed them before they finished”

cracking open a cold one with the boys….or something

BEGONE, THOT

covfefe

Saying you love [X] by saying “I’m love [X]”

I keep seeing this CGI anime girl with a pink bow and a pink streak in her hair and I have no idea who she is 

The Babadook as a gay icon

“This Post Can Be Reblogged by Anyone” (also, “[X] do not interact”)

A cat photo with a caption in Russian, which someone else then plugs into Google Translate

“The floor is [X]”

Nothing but respect for MY president

Some sort of Woody the Cowboy rp collective that takes over old accounts of toxic people??

Tumblr fucking things up with their “““Safe Mode”””

“How to Talk to Short People” comic but it’s been altered

Crash Bandicoot goes “WWOOOWOWOWOOWO”

“Swear Jar” vs. “[X] Jar” that has more coins in it

“she protec but she also attac”

Powder that makes you say [X]

A bunch of memes heralding the sudden revival of Owl City’s “Fireflies” (most notably the ‘you would not believe your [X]’ meme)

A 3x3 grid of (usually anime) characters with a “thank you” message written over them except the one in the middle usually says “not you”

“Sometimes…things that are expensive…are worse”

oh worm?

Something about……piss in jello….?

just the phrase “piss yourself” in general has become very popular

Using cutesy language like “hewwo”

Pennywise in the sewer

Textposts made with a weird cursive font (I still don’t know how to do that)

I know the “Who would win?” meme predates 2017 but an honorable mention to its revival

Not really a meme but everyone banding together to combat the hurricanes/other freakish natural disasters was so uplifting

that guy who’s with his girlfriend but ogling the girl in the foreground

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty

While we’re on it, turns out the whole Szechuan thing was a Rick & Morty stunt and it didn’t end nicely

“then perish”

Neo Yokio

Overlaying a picture of a monkey getting its hair cut on photos

Mario and Luigi walking into places?

that’s pussy, babe!

kin drama

Edits of the Griffin McElroy Roundabout vine (“I don’t understand [X] and at this point I’m too afraid to ask”)

The overwhelming urge to eat detergent pods

Screaming seagull

“My bike got stolen recently. I was pretty bummed about it“

incels and chads

“omae wa mou shindeiru”/ “I diagnose you with dead“

haiku bot

People reacting to outrageous comments in a double-take-style “you WHAT”

Eric Andre Show screenshots

“Who?” “The girl reading this”

Zootopia pro-life comic

WHY WEREN’T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE

Scam messages asking for bitcoin

[galeboettichergf-deactivated202]

let me add “rian johnson literally stealing the plot of a one million word fic to write the last jedi”