[innerchildabortionclinic]

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[batmanego]

fuck this time loop im leaving (walks into a different, worse time loop)

[charlesoberonn]

[ceruleanheaven]

the lion concerns himself with everything

[chilewithcarnage]

[pjharvey]

basically i have to stay silly bc the other option is death

[doctor-doodleman]

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

[charl0ttan]

dammit i was supposed to fix everything today

[simulationswarm]

basically i'm a late in life life-enjoyer so if it seems like i approach all the recent situations i get into like i'm new on earth that's why

[barstoolblues]

i cant waste time applying for jobs i need to gather nuts and seeds for winter

[fairycosmos]

shout out to human connection i knew you once briefly in childhood

[homunculus-argument]

The inconvenient thing about life is that half of it is all about listening to your body and letting yourself rest, and the other half is accepting that life will be uncomfortable and inconvenient sometimes and you've just go to make yourself push through your brain going Do Not Want and get the discomfort out of the way, and you never know which one it is.

[inkskinned]

haha wow i’m really exhausted for someone who only ever does the bare minimum requirements of getting by

[theghostofbean]

They should invent a life that’s structured without being monotonous and challenging without being demanding and eventful without being stressful and peaceful without being boring