Fremdschämen all day errday.

I have a lot of feelings. They are delicate.

[tsayatia]

jro…… jro……………………….

[delicateweepingaudreyflower]

motherfucker you are going to kill me

[incorrect-tortall-quotes]

One of the many, many things that baffles me about you is that you remain unmurdered.

Daine to Ozorne (via incorrect-tortall-quotes)

[vicious-rhythm]

“Never break a promise to an animal. They’re like babies - they won’t understand.”

- Wild Magic, Tamora Pierce

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I made another tag yourself, this time for Tortall

all art credit goes to @minuiko

[thomas-sanders-with-vine]

Life with the Crystal Gems is Tough ⭐️

[delicateweepingaudreyflower]

THIS IS SO PERFECT

[weloveshortvideos]

[businesshag-deactivated20160606]

I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

tag this post with your first result you get when you type will

[did-you-know]

November 17th is National Unfriend Day. In 2010, the growing trend of people collecting ‘friends’ like Pokemon even thought they barely know them caused Jimmy Kimmel to found Unfriend Day in hopes that you would be inspired to keep in touch with those you really care about and preserve the true meaning of the word ‘friend.’ Source Source 2

WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME

[delicateweepingaudreyflower]

Fuck you, you can pries my facebook friendship with my mom out of my cold dead hands. 

[petr1kov]

what is is called, again…? (x)

[frenor]

@nexus-princex

[delicateweepingaudreyflower]

HP Lovecraft‘s ‘The Hound’, Alternate Titles

 -Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me

-The Real Danger Is Bored Rich Men

-Bad Life Choices

-We Came Out to Rob Graves and Have a Good Time and We Are Honestly Feeling So Attacked Right Now

[deliciouslydemure-deactivated20]

Duckie Thot x METALMORHPHOSIS - Pat McGrath [x]

[leehama]

A tiny journal-ish gif-comic from a few tweets I made last night!  I believed this kind of stuff until I was 14 or so, which is pretty old in retrospect…

There used to be more but I accidentally saved over it :/

[leehama]

I did manage to recover one other page, though!

[leehama]

(the end!)

[lucky-me]

Real life math problems #MathClass

[uglydyke420-deactivated20170714]

There’s at least 17 bottles..the accuracy 😩

[overwatchandchill]

[bidoof]

every time it shoots a bullet it tweets a message that says “I just shot a bullet.” on her twitter

[delicateweepingaudreyflower]

Election Day Battle Plan

- Take day off work

- wake up at 5:30 am

-be at polling place at 6am on the dot

-VOTE FOR THE SAFETY AND SECURITY OF OUR NATION AND THE WORLD

-return home

-hole up in my apartment. avoid anything and everything that has any mention of the election. tumblr is for chatting only. 

-drink copiously from my bottle of wine

-cross stitch

-marathon ds9

And it is in this way that I hope to maintain my sanity and my health. Whatever else happens, it’ll be over. We’ll know. 

And hey! The nickelodeon kids’ vote poll has been right every year since 1988 (except for 2004), and they voted Hillary so maybe it’ll all be okay. 

[oraclesofnorway]

Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

[andrewbelami]

Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.

[deactivatingrealsoon-deactivate]

6 inch heels…..she walked in the club like nobody’s business…..godam…..she murdered everybody and i was her witness

[delicateweepingaudreyflower]

ok but..... looking at this always makes me laugh. it looks so silly and ridiculous. 

looking at these gifs makes me happy. looking at these gifs of the chemical process of happiness makes my brain do this thing. 

i’m very tired so this is mindblowing

[digenovanicolo]

Since Vine’s gonna die, here are some great queer vines from Thomas Sanders

[sir-scandalous-deactivated20181]

I love him so much he’s great