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happy month, fellow slurs.

alien who needs a blood transfusion but all the doctors are like "gahh no we dont have any alien blood" but they run some tests and apparently alien blood is just like. apple juice

#dandadan

achillesinhighheels

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things ?

butch--dan

tv from the mid 2000s was so good. if you can look past the everything

lovely-v

I feel like some Fall Out Boy songs sound stupid until you listen to them in a very specific state of turmoil and then you’re like oh I get it hahaha yeah cheers Patrick yeah I’m gonna need u to sing that for me fifteen more times

golswia

supple-MENTAL am I right-

I love how fast Jon spiraled between seasons

#tma podcast #jonathan sims #the freak that you are #relistening to TMA and delighted rediscover how banana pancakes he gets so fast

purpldology

Do you think he got the job?

thevampirecrow

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

lujinarchive

Katara and Sokka

#babies!#atla

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

do you have some crazy family lore

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no but i know someone else's crazy family lore

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Voting ended onJun 3

#great grandpa got killed in an “accident” on the train tracks and great grandma vanished after the case closed #leaving grandpa to be raised by my great aunt who he never knew wasn't his birth mother #other side of the family also has the time grandma almost left grandpa bc she thought there was another woman #the “other woman” was his undisclosable work at Camp David as a communications engineer #then there's the cult they Almost moved to Mexico with #frankly stunning that my parents aren't more batfuck if i'm being honest #OH and grandpa lying about his age and becoming an alcoholic in the navy before 18 so his CO had to lock him up to ride out the DTs

awesomebutunpractical

any villain born after 2012 can't big bad... all they know is twist reveal , get shipped on tumblr, reform, be comic relief , have sad backstory & lie.

awesomebutunpractical

I am guarding my meticulously typed joke post with a garden hose. No serious meta commentary. Only joke.

#stiles stilinski is that you

slimegargoyle

in the beginning, the trump assassination attempts were spaced by twenty four weeks. then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. the last one, at the white house, was a week. in four days we could be seeing a trump assassination attempt every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. we should witness a double event within seven days,