Don’t call yourself asexual unless you
Have a closet full of different colored beanies BUT only wear a yellow one
Wear red hoodies
Have been in a prison gang
Play the triangle in your local symphonic orchestra
Have composed (but not necessarily produced) an A-list rock opera
Gone on an improv cruise
Used to live on your best friends couch
Wear flip flops with sweatpants
Sold your million dollar startup

















