Sentence meme: Princess bride
âMy Name is ___ You killed my father, prepare to die!â
âGet used to disappointmentâ
âYou mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well then I accept!â
âLife is pain, Highness. Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something.â
âOh you mean this gate key!â
âWeâll never surviveâ
âNonsense! youâre only saying that because no one ever has!â
âHave fun storming da castle!â
âItâll take a miracleâ
âYouâve made your decision then?â
âYouâre just stalling nowâ
âMawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweamâŠâ
âFuss, fuss I think he likes to scream at usâ
âYou have a great gift for Rhymeâ
âThat's Very comforting, but iâm afraid youâll just have to waitâ
âI promise I will not kill you, until you reach the top.â
âI do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.â
âIs very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that itâs over, I donât know what to do with the rest of my life.â
âHave you ever considered piracy? Youâd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.â
âIâm not a witch, iâm your wife! and after what you just said Iâm not even sure I want to be that any more!â
âThereâs a shortage of perfect breasts in the world, it would be a shame to damage yours.â
âHear this now: I will always come for youâ
âThis is True love, you think this happens every day?â
âWe are men of action, lies do not become us.â
âYouâve been mostly dead all dayâ
âGo away or Iâll call the Brute squad!â
âIâll explain and Iâll use small words so that youâll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.â
âI told you I would always come for you, why didnât you wait for me?â
âWellâŠyou were dead.â
âDeath cannot prevent love, it can only delay it for a whileâ
âI will never doubt againâ
âThere will never be a needâ
âAre you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miraclesâŠâ
âOh, well, thank you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.â
âDo you always begin conversations this way?â
âLet me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Morons!â
âI would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself. However, since I canât have you follow me eitherâŠâ
âPlease understand, I hold you in the highest respectsâ
âYouâre the Dread Pirate Roberts, admit itâ
âTsk, tsk. Thatâs hardly complementary Highness. Why loose your venom on me?â
âPossible, I kill a lot of people.â
âI want my father back you son of a bitch!â
âYou rush a miracle man you get rotten miracles!â
 "Rodents Of Unusual Size? I donât think they exist.â *gets attacked by a ROUS*
"Youâre trying to kidnap what iâve rightfully stolen.â
âThen there will be no one to hear you screamâ
âMove? youâre alive. if youâd like I can fly.â
âHumilations galore!â
âI donna suppose you could speed things up?â