Sentence meme: Princess bride
“My Name is ___ You killed my father, prepare to die!”
“Get used to disappointment”
“You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well then I accept!”
“Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something.”
“Oh you mean this gate key!”
“Nonsense! you’re only saying that because no one ever has!”
“Have fun storming da castle!”
“You’ve made your decision then?”
“You’re just stalling now”
“Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam…”
“Fuss, fuss I think he likes to scream at us”
“You have a great gift for Rhyme”
“That's Very comforting, but i’m afraid you’ll just have to wait”
“I promise I will not kill you, until you reach the top.”
“I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.”
“Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.”
“Have you ever considered piracy? You’d make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.”
“I’m not a witch, i’m your wife! and after what you just said I’m not even sure I want to be that any more!”
“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in the world, it would be a shame to damage yours.”
“Hear this now: I will always come for you”
“This is True love, you think this happens every day?”
“We are men of action, lies do not become us.”
“You’ve been mostly dead all day”
“Go away or I’ll call the Brute squad!”
“I’ll explain and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.”
“I told you I would always come for you, why didn’t you wait for me?”
“Death cannot prevent love, it can only delay it for a while”
“I will never doubt again”
“There will never be a need”
“Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles…”
“Oh, well, thank you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.”
“Do you always begin conversations this way?”
“Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Morons!”
“I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself. However, since I can’t have you follow me either…”
“Please understand, I hold you in the highest respects”
“You’re the Dread Pirate Roberts, admit it”
“Tsk, tsk. That’s hardly complementary Highness. Why loose your venom on me?”
“Possible, I kill a lot of people.”
“I want my father back you son of a bitch!”
“You rush a miracle man you get rotten miracles!”
"Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.“ *gets attacked by a ROUS*
"You’re trying to kidnap what i’ve rightfully stolen.”
“Then there will be no one to hear you scream”
“Move? you’re alive. if you’d like I can fly.”
“I donna suppose you could speed things up?”
