welcome to the yap factory

don’t take anything i say too seriously i just say stuff// asks are open(*^o^)人(^o^*)

[modawg]

one day i will write a fanfic one day i will write a novel until then i will simply put things here

[nicothespy]

do people care about videos on here i worked on this at fuck in the morning

[modawg]

thought this was gonna be nico shaking hands w percy since he did the same shit with jason in the background asking if it’s legal (bc he ALSO did the same shit) and them all agreeing it feels illegal but doing it anyway

[demigods-posts]

headcanon that the temperature of any water-based liquid is insignificant to percy. just imagine somone making the head counselors coffee. and he just like "oo coffee !!🥰" and drinks it scalding hot lmao

[heartcollectioncupcake]

I’m thinking of CIP, or congenital insensitivity to pain. It’s the catch-all term for when someone can’t feel pain due to various rare conditions.

I’m picturing this for Percy, but only for liquids. And it doesn’t hurt him. People with CIP have to be very careful because they can accidentally burn or cut themselves and not realize it.

[demigods-posts]

oo i love this!

[modawg]

lowkenuinely already thought this was cannon tf you mean he doesn’t already do that

[worldsuspended]

reyna watching percy yearn for annabeth and stay loyal to her even without any other memories, then finally seeing jason again and he's got a whole gf next to him...

meanwhile jason watching annabeth and the rest of chb search for percy, tell stories about him, watching percabeth throw themselves at each other as soon as they lock eyes...and no one at camp jupiter looking half as excited to see him...

it's fine i'm fine

[percy-annabeth-grover]

Percy Jackson as a school social worker. Going around to different schools in New York, talking to kids with mental health struggles.

Percy Jackson being a safe space for kids with learning disabilities/differences. Being a trusted adult and favourite teacher.

Percy Jackson being on the lookout for young half-bloods in the schools, making sure they get acquainted with camp. Making time to talk with the half-bloods during the school year and provide support.

Percy Jackson protecting kids. Making sure they don’t have to grow up too fast. Providing the help he always needed.

[dreamsofpercy]

me because Percy Jackson is my favorite PJO/HoO/ToA character:

[saltyoldfan]

PJO Hangover AU where Percy, Thalia, and Nico wake up to find that they're gods and have overthrown Olympus.

[modawg]

i fear if this happened percy might have to lowkirkenuinely kill himself

[calypso-the-nymph]

[outromoonyy]

I still don't know my purpose on this planet but I do love reading fanfiction.

[vadergf]

My favourite trope in the world is overpowered main characters who think they aren't that great at whatever they're doing and they're just scraping by, meanwhile they're the devil incarnate from everyone else's pov

[modawg]

randomly thinking of paul and sally’s wedding and it being packed only with paul’s family plus possibly a handful of sally’s friends from college bc she literally doesn’t have anyone (sad)

thinking abt percy being her maid of honor and walking sally down the aisle

thinking abt annabeth recording the whole thing while bawling her eyes out bc percy’s bawling his eyes out

thinking abt percy’s speech holding sally’s hand the whole time while they have the whole room in tears

percy trying to read his chicken scratch and eventually just kinda free throwing it while turning away periodically to try and school his expression and blow his nose

annabeth sitting front row with tissues as percy talks abt wanting to get married too one day and annabeth almost being offended that he doesn’t look at her when he says it if it wasn’t for the fact that sally is

sally who’s damn near shaking like a leaf looking at her with a smile that says she knows; they both know who he’s talking abt

[modawg]

it’s always so funny to me that the ppl who go after percy/find him attractive are truly j missing the whimsy in their lives like all those characters (including rachel) are low-key depressed asf

nico is a prime example bc he became depressed and the crush intensified

[rumov]

pulling up to the #1 percy jackson fan contest but your opponent is nico di angelo

[brimstonebxtch]

[missb0at]

The urge to give Percy and Annabeth chronic wrist pain from holding up the sky.

The urge to give Percy Annabeth, Will and Nico some sort of breathing/lung problem from Tartarus.

The urge to give Jason and Percy memory problems.

The urge to give Piper, Jason and Leo issues telling the difference between dream and memory and shit.

I get they're half literal greek god and magic and all that shit but they're also half human let me give them various health issues pls

[aroaceleovaldez]

one of my favorite subtle implications in the series is that it seems the Titan Army was fully banking on Percy being the host of Kronos. Why else would they make their main base a cruise ship if their primary enemy is a son of Poseidon? Named after Andromeda, the wife of Perseus? Why would they work on Oceanus specifically being free so much? Side notably with other children of Poseidon? Why plant Zeus and Hades' items of power on Percy when Luke already had them? Why only Zeus and Hades' items, not Poseidon's? Well because they really need Percy as Kronos' host, that's why. (and Poseidon siding with them because of that would be a bonus as well)

I like to imagine Luke's cabin on the Princess Andromeda is fully decked out with like "WELCOME PERCY" and sea-themed sheets and everything and he hates it so much cause it's a constant reminder he failed and he was Kronos' second choice. Also then he gets his super special pegasus not even exactly stolen by Percy, but the pegasus willingly defects to be Percy's personal steed instead, which must just be insult to injury. Luke has immense one-sided beef with Percy and Percy has no idea.

[modawg]

i have a feeling you got everything you wanted

(except it’s nico looking at percy living his life, falling in love and being happy as a well known well respected hero)

and your not wasting time stuck here like me

(nico constantly leaving camp bc he feels like he doesn’t belong and maybe being alone is better)

your just thinking it’s a small thing that happened

(loosing his only family changing the entire trajectory of his life at a young age)

the world ended when it happened to me.

(him becoming extremely depressed and isolated from everyone and anyone who reaches out to him)

i have a feeling you got everything you wanted

(except it’s percy watching nico leave camp and live his life how he wants to on his own terms)

and your not wasting time stuck here like me

(percy stuck at camp living up to a prophecy he’s ostracised/blamed for)

your just thinking it’s a small thing that happened

(loosing his only family and watching many friends die changing the entire trajectory of his life at a young age)

the world ended when it happened to me.

(being very depressed and stressed lashing out at the ppl who care abt him)

save me nico and percy friendship save me!!