Hi.

[delouuuuu]

I got an email saying that someone followed me. Hi tumblr, it's been a while.

[did-you-know]

There’s a tube of wax that keeps your glasses from sliding down your nose. Nerdwax, which was featured on the show Shark Tank, is designed to rub onto your nose or glasses pads like chapstick and hold your frames in place for hours at a time. Source

[delouuuuu]

for whenever i want to perform with glasses

[shinji420-deactivated20140306]

very nsfw only read this if u want to have an orgasm

nakud woman (with boob) 

[sun-spiral-deactivated20210109]

[1retry]

[senua444]

Turn on the sound 😍

[linrenzo]

Yooo

[did-you-know]

Can’t wait to see this!

More info here

[tastefullyoffensive]

When the floor is lava but your human needs you.

[memewhore]

[bran-is-done]

your package has been delivered

[ups-official]

We’d never drive into your fucking house. Unlike @fed-ex-official.

[unclebeanbag]

When you need fast delivery we come through

[weavemama]

SOMEOME SPRAY PAINTED THE MUTE SIGN ON DONALD TRUMPS STAR LMAO

[felidae-sapiens]

Reblog to empower the sigil!

[tealpaws]

[nalgenebottle-deactivated201706]

This is a good map

[caucasianmkultramassshooter]

How to start a fight in any pub in Britain:

Say “chip cob”

[johnny-jacobite]

what the fuck is a chip cob?

[enervat]

*chip butty

if you put chips in a cob it becomes a butty, everyone knows that

[johnny-jacobite]

Ok what the fuck is a chip butty?

[caucasianmkultramassshooter]

The wrong name for a chip cob

[freexcitizen-deactivated2016110]

I am so glad George Washington told y'all to fuck of so I don’t gotta participate in whatever this BS is

[delouuuuu]

[weloveshortvideos]

#PostYourDrafts

[pleatedjeans]

[vcmiting]

[rnackenzie-deactivated20130805]

hey i used to b uglier believe it or not

[acoolsuggestion]

honestly the best feeling ever is realizing you’re not sad anymore over something you thought you would never get over

[leptoceratops-deactivated201806]

oh my god

[becausebirds]

pew pew

[dr-falcon-fox-and-coyote]

HERE’S A FUN FACT - Ravens only make this sound if they really love you and think you’re their family. :D