Stream of Consciousness

All my thoughts are an amalgamation of everything I have ever seen and experienced and are therefore not truly my own.

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We're bringing back esotericism but this time there's gonna be way more tgirls

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People need to be talking way more about how the sound of two swords clashing together is inherently erotic.

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I forgot about the power of friendship so currently my entire 5th Armored Division is getting held up by a few mice.

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I was duelling this girl but I misread the vibe so when we got into a bind and got really close to each other I didn't kiss her I just hit her in the face with my pommel and now she's crying and she's got a nosebleed

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I'm trying to comfort her and tell her it's gonna be okay but her nose is definitely broken 😬

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I was duelling this girl but I misread the vibe so when we got into a bind and got really close to each other I didn't kiss her I just hit her in the face with my pommel and now she's crying and she's got a nosebleed

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The sword pervert wants you to practice your footwork

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Hm. I'll send a heart emoji.

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It's my understanding that there is a major situation going on right now. I don't really know who's involved or really even what's happening but I have a strong opinion and I feel it's my moral obligation to share it.

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Unfortunately science hasn't figured out another method of fixing a car besides just duct taping it a little

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People will say "im baby" but are you really just ordering one scoop?

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Doing historical fencing is funny because I go to the ren fair and everyone is having fun looking at the guys in armor fighting and I just look at them with disdain because it's completely artless and they're just braining each other. It's worse than boxing.

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tgirl cuddles and a grilled cheese

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Listen Kitten, Mommy needs you to order for her at the drive-through, okay?

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I've got high blood pressure but it's actually not a problem. My body works like a hydraulic press. It's a high efficiency system you wouldn't even begin to understand.

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One time I got a paper cut and the stream of blood sliced this kid clean in half

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I've got high blood pressure but it's actually not a problem. My body works like a hydraulic press. It's a high efficiency system you wouldn't even begin to understand.

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The american century is over. My congratulations to The Middle Kingdom.

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I am posting again which means my friends are reaching out and asking me if I need support