Who I Am, Who I'm Not, and Who I Want To Be @delulahhhh - Tumblr Blog

foulserpent

i want to see my little boy.. here he comes

butterflyknyfe

iahfy

h0odrich

it’s a beautiful feeling when certain people have absolutely no way of contacting you

bpdsnek

my mitochondria clearly aren’t working because this bitch has NO FUCKING ENERGY

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Mitochondria machine broke

kamuis

actually the funny thing is that this post is basically describing what researchers now think is the underlying cause in chronic fatigue syndrome (as in there is notable dysfunction in mitochondria that means less ATP is produced, especially under stresses)

caramel-ramamel-blog

THIS BITCH EMPTY

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Y E E T

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Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

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i was watching gone girl w my mum and she’s like wow amy is crazy and im like………….but he literally cheated on her and didn’t even know her blood type

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my mum’s like honey she killed an innocent man for no reason…………ok but he took her pudding and told her she needed to lose weight and dye her hair back to how he liked it…he had to go

moana-daily

When I die, I’m going to come back as one of these. Or I chose the wrong tattoo.

powerburial

cool college guy recipe:

hot dog on pizza

what you will need:

hotdog

pizza

oven

ingredients:

1hotdog

preheat oven

hotdog on pizza

pizza in oven

microwave timer set to 20 minutes, smoke a bowl and toss the pigskin cuz thats what cool college guys do t hese days they are jock/stoner hybrids

6 ding fries are done hot dog pizza

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Do you do weddings

powerburial

i do whatever the hell i waint

:)

You know what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.

gingeralefanclub-deactivated201

not to be dramatic but i would literally rather die

humansofnewyork

“My older brother was my hero growing up. Everyone called him ‘Jise.’ He was this hip-hop dude. People loved him, especially the girls. Everyone knew when he walked into a room. I was the opposite. I blended into the crowd. I was quiet. I made straight A’s. I liked comic books and action figures. So I always looked up to him. He was murdered one night in 1989. Somebody shot him. I was fifteen at the time, and I just kind of gave up. I thought our family was curs…ed. I always had this feeling that I was up next. So it was like, ‘What’s the point of being good?’ I dropped out of school. I started hanging out with the wrong crowd. We started robbing people. I never actually took anything myself. I just tagged along for the adrenaline high. Even at my lowest, part of me was always the same good kid. I always held down a job. I wrote poetry. I kept dream journals. Whenever we were getting into trouble, my friends would always tease me. They’d say: ‘This isn’t you, man. Why are you here?’ Hip-hop saved me. It gave me a voice. I started doing open mic nights. I took all those dream journals and turned them into lyrics. I joined a group called The Arsonists. We toured all over Europe. We pressed a lot of records. Of course I always held down a second job. My proudest moment was when they wrote about us in The Source. My stage name was ‘Jise,’ in honor of my brother. It was like I’d gotten us both there.”

davidsvlogs

when youtube restricts your videos

chill-itscool-deactivated201812

This bitch is so fucking funny

fincherfogg

Hello! This lil cherry wants to go on an adventure, where should i send him?

cpwiser10

He might like a camping trip!

fincherfogg

What a great idea!

Unfortunately people dont make tiny tents for cherries, but at least the fire kept him warm!

where should cherry go next?

shmepard

he could go to space & meet a tiny fruit alien :3

fincherfogg

That sounds wonderful!

Look at him go!

Where should we send Cherry next?

fincherfogg

Of course!

Where should cherry go next?

fincherfogg

Sounds like fun!

the mermaids didnt seem to want to play but Cherry still had a good time seeing all those fish!

fincherfogg

aww looks like the lil guy’s all tuckered out from his adventure today, thank you for helping him, he had a great time!

coocoo-for-kokoro

I’m so happy this post didn’t turn into something violent or gross. I love cherry <3

humansofnewyork

“I lost my job last week. I was there for six years. It was the first job I’ve ever lost. It’s hard not to take it personally when someone tells you that you’re not needed. There were ten people on my team, and I’m the one they chose. So my mind has been running through all the possible things I could have done wrong. The first few days were the hardest. I spent a lot of time crying. But m…y birthday was a few days ago, and my friends took me out for a taco night. And it woke me up. I started laughing. I couldn’t even remember why I’d felt so sad. My life was so much bigger than that job. I’m healthy, I live in a wonderful city, and I have a great group of friends. I just lost a small piece of the pie.”