Human free

ADULT ONLY!!!! Pokemon unreality blog, mod is 22

[deluxpufts]

Hi I'm Deranged. That's not my name it's just what I am. I'm a pokemon and this blog is for my crazed kink posting… I don't know if I'll say what species I am, but you can call me… Gem. I'm nonbinary and kind of insecure about my genitals, so um yeah. This blog will be a mix of stuff from my life and also stories or ideas I write. I probably won't do any requests.

I'm really into scat and farts, like a lot, especially the release part specifically, like letting it all out. I understand not everyone is into fart/scat but you can add the tags "scat tw" and "fart tw" to your hide list and get rid of those posts. So you can't get mad at me ok. I like other stuff too! Basically whatever, below is my no-no list.

Non-con, dub-con, etc.

Non-sapient characters

Underage stuff, age regression, age gaps

Incest

Death (some lenience for disposal)

Gore and pain (discomfort can be hot though)

Humans (for the most part)

Basically if there's a character who doesn't want to be involved I don't either. Ditto for if the character can't announce somehow whether they want to be or not. Also I just really don't like humans. No shame on (at least most) of these, btw, they're just not my thing! Though I will judge you if you're a pokemon who is submissive to a human…

I will NOT write about anything in the no-no list. That includes human on pokemon! That being said, some scenarios involving defocused humans are kind of cool. Like nameless faceless trainer, without sex, just kinks, being a tool for a pokemon.

Other than that… I'm into a lot. My absolute favorites are farts and scat, by far!

Here are the tw tags I use!

#scat tw #fart tw #pee tw #pokephilia tw (basically all posts, yeah I know I'm a pokemon, of course I'm into other pokemon… but this is a human dominated platform…)

Other tags!

#gem speaks - just regular posts #reblogs - reblogs from other things #gem speaks at - reblogs where I also say something

(OOC below cut)

Yeah this is a mostly roleplay blog… the above fits me (as far as kinks). I won't really break character. I think there should be more nsft pokemon IRL/rotomblr… Do I have a sfw rotomblr? You may never know… Real me is 22, not sure how old Gem is but they're an adult too. I'm kinda iffy on which tags to use... please help me out if you have suggestions.

Also human characters can interact, it's just that Gem really doesn't like them. So expect them to be suspicious or even flame you.

I will not interact with people who claim to be zoo, "MAP" etc. All pokemon are fully intelligent in Gem's universe.

[deluxpufts]

I love rattatas, so plentiful and cute. I never have to worry about a meal when in a city. If I ever feel hungry, I don't have to look for long to find one.

18+ only!

CW: pokemon sex, macro/micro, large pokemon licking a small one, suggestions of eating/vore but it doesn't happen

I was walking through the alleys and came across a band of rattata, or whatever you call a group of them. As soon as I stepped by most scampered off in fear, but one stayed. Maybe he was too scared to run.

There was no hesitation as I leapt towards the defenseless rodent, effortlessly pinning him against the pavement. With just a single claw I forced him to stay in place while he struggled with all his pathetic might.

He resigned himself to his fate surprisingly quickly. I rewarded him with a slobbering lick along the entire length of his body, the only part of him free of spit was the little area behind my claw. Truthfully, rattata don't taste that great. Their fur tracks dirt and grime from the polluted underways. I licked again. The taste was somewhat better. I licked again.

The little rodent was less stiff than I would have expected at this point, each lick pulled his limbs along like a ragdoll's. I took my claw off of him and watched him lay on the ground. He was motionless apart from panting, lying on the floor of the alleyway staring up at the sky while dripping in predator saliva.

I almost felt bad licking the catatonic rattata, soiling his off-purple fur. It didn't stop me though. Three, four, five, ten, twenty. Really I wasn't counting. As I licked I noticed a change in texture. Wet fur draped over soft bones, then another protrusion. I looked down and saw the rodent's dick was emerging from its sheath. How dare he? How dare my prey interrupt my tasting session like this.

While I was very annoyed, I didn't let it stop me. By this point he was starting to taste good. I continued licking. My rough tongue had removed all of the loose fur long ago, he must have been raw all over. A couple times I stopped savoring his puny body to chomp down on him. Lightly, just enough to pierce skin where my teeth contacted him. His blood was flavorful.

His panting hastened and in the course of a single lick he came. I only tasted the first part of his load, the rest fell back onto his soaking fur.

[deluxpufts]

Part 2

CW: pokemon, macro/micro, facesitting, musk, stink, farting, facefarting

He was lying there, cum soaking into his own fur, covered in slobber, panting. I didn't want to eat him, he was a filthy little rattata who blew his load from almost being eaten. I didn't feel quite done with him either. Luckily I had the perfect thing for him. I turned around and dropped my fat, musky ass on his poor snout. My butt fucking stinks, pokemon who get too close wince involuntarily. And here was my butthole, rank on a sticky, hot day, kissing the whole snout of this sullied rattata.

I sat still on his face for almost a minute, increasingly as the seconds passed I felt his nose tickle me, sniffing. It was gross, but it was also honestly nice. Gentle and relaxing, which let his snout just barely part my hole. I realized that it had been some time since he last drew a breath, so in my generosity I sat up to let him breathe, hovering my posterior over him. Only for a few moments though. With a very unceremonious slap of my ass against the ground, his entire face was kissing it once more. I rocked side to side, shifting my weight. Dragging my ass forward and back grinding his little snout against my foul asshole. As I did so I felt his erection poke against me.

I was about to let him breathe again when I felt pressure in my gut. I had to fart. A convenient situation, the rattata huffing my stale ass musk needed fresh air, I had to fart. I relaxed, blowing a deep blast of "fresh air" into his mouth. It stunk for me, and I wasn't up my ass to smell it directly. Letting it loose felt so relieving. Lucky for me, unfortunately for the rattata, I had a lot more gas in my bowels. Fart after fart, fumigating the poor ass huffer with thirty second long rips. Ahhh, it's still so relieving to think of it now, releasing what felt like days worth of bad air into the lungs of a puny pokemon. It would have been hard for me to imagine what all my gas would have smelled like without having been filtered by a wet rattata.

I thought I was done, I thought I farted it all out, emptied my guts completely. I hovered over him again. Immediately he gasped desperately. Unappreciative, I gave him all the air he could need while he was under my butt. I wasn't completely empty, moving worked my bowels a bit, faster than I could anticipate. My butthole was barely off his snout when I involuntarily let out a deafening fart, the longest yet with an airy end. In his attempts to replace the farts in his lungs with air, the rattata gasped in the final blow, refilling them with fresh bowel gas. Of course, since he wasn't in position to filter it, I was able to get a proper whiff of what I had been assaulting him with for the last several minutes. It was hard to not recoil from the stench. I almost regret having done that to a once tasty looking rattata.

[deluxpufts]

I love rattatas, so plentiful and cute. I never have to worry about a meal when in a city. If I ever feel hungry, I don't have to look for long to find one.

18+ only!

CW: pokemon sex, macro/micro, large pokemon licking a small one, suggestions of eating/vore but it doesn't happen

I was walking through the alleys and came across a band of rattata, or whatever you call a group of them. As soon as I stepped by most scampered off in fear, but one stayed. Maybe he was too scared to run.

There was no hesitation as I leapt towards the defenseless rodent, effortlessly pinning him against the pavement. With just a single claw I forced him to stay in place while he struggled with all his pathetic might.

He resigned himself to his fate surprisingly quickly. I rewarded him with a slobbering lick along the entire length of his body, the only part of him free of spit was the little area behind my claw. Truthfully, rattata don't taste that great. Their fur tracks dirt and grime from the polluted underways. I licked again. The taste was somewhat better. I licked again.

The little rodent was less stiff than I would have expected at this point, each lick pulled his limbs along like a ragdoll's. I took my claw off of him and watched him lay on the ground. He was motionless apart from panting, lying on the floor of the alleyway staring up at the sky while dripping in predator saliva.

I almost felt bad licking the catatonic rattata, soiling his off-purple fur. It didn't stop me though. Three, four, five, ten, twenty. Really I wasn't counting. As I licked I noticed a change in texture. Wet fur draped over soft bones, then another protrusion. I looked down and saw the rodent's dick was emerging from its sheath. How dare he? How dare my prey interrupt my tasting session like this.

While I was very annoyed, I didn't let it stop me. By this point he was starting to taste good. I continued licking. My rough tongue had removed all of the loose fur long ago, he must have been raw all over. A couple times I stopped savoring his puny body to chomp down on him. Lightly, just enough to pierce skin where my teeth contacted him. His blood was flavorful.

His panting hastened and in the course of a single lick he came. I only tasted the first part of his load, the rest fell back onto his soaking fur.

[deluxpufts]

I finally finished that rattata encounter writeup~~ The first half is only kind of kinky so I think all of those people who liked the rattata gangbang will like this one too. The second half is very kinky~ I will post it soooooonnnn

[covermeinflexseal]

meow fart (unrealistic colors) by kibblekritterz below readmore

[shitzngiggl3z]

Sitting on your filth, until the toilet is overflowing with your nasty massive logs. All the while, your tummy keeps on grumbling and growling with no end! >w<

Would it be so hot to be shitting for hours or days on end, non-stop on the toilet.

- X3

[deluxpufts]

For every gallon of milk produced, a miltank will poop out 2 to 3 gallons of manure.

[deluxpufts]

I did so much math to confirm this lol

So miltanks canonically produce over 5 gallons per day and real cows produce over 6, so they're basically the same. What's really different is miltanks only weigh 170 lbs while real cows are way over 1000 lb each.

Cows produce like 1 gallon milk or so per 200 lb body weight, goats are a bit more efficient than cows at producing milk, they produce like 1 gallon per 100 lb weight. So if miltanks have goat anatomy we'd expect them to be producing max 2 gallons milk per day.

Since they produce over 5 gallons, those nutrients have to come from somewhere, so they have to eat pretty much the same amount as a real cow. Meaning roughly the same amount of manure!

So yeah if miltanks were kinda realistic then they would be milking out about 40+ lbs of milk and pooping out about 80-130 lbs of manure.

But let's say we go with the less than 1 gallon/day milking rate for miltank, then we should base the manure production similarly. Dairy animals produce about 12 gallons or 100 lbs per day per 1000 lb body weight of manure. Since miltanks are about 170 lb that means about 17 lb of manure per day. Since they would produce less than a gal milk per day (which are about 8 lb each) that means they still poop more than they milk!

While doing this math it was really hot imagining a pokemon's poop being measured by the gallon lol

[deluxpufts]

For every gallon of milk produced, a miltank will poop out 2 to 3 gallons of manure.

[deluxpufts]

I love holding in my farts before going in enclosed spaces. Good luck breathing if you're in same subway car as me.

[grossgeck]

When I say I wanna draw almost every Po//kemon farting that includes the object ones btw

[grossgeck]

I don’t think I ever posted these here yet

(Vanilla alts)

[deluxpufts]

I haven't posted in so long! I need to write down a very close-up encounter I had with a rattata~

[deluxpufts]

I fought a muk who was harassing a beautiful ninetales who was unfortunately injured. I ran it off, though it managed to poison me. I returned to the ninetales before I even noticed the poisoning. It hit me fast, gut turning.

My judgment told me to duck in a bush to not embarrass myself, but my legs were locked in place. I was shitting in full view of this poor ninetales, mucky gassy poop. The texture was not dissimilar to the muk. I swear I did not eat that much, yet all rearward evidence would indicate a recent feast.

I pushed out the last bit of poison induced gut slime and apologized to the ninetales, they understood but were still clearly disgusted. I turned to leave before a pang struck my gut again, paralyzing me. I farted, deep and bassy thanks to the involuntary loosening. The scent undoubtedly wafted to the beauty. After the fart came another dump. This was solid, coming out smooth and unbroken, with some punctuating gas. I turned and awkwardly gestured apology, running off in shame.

[deluxpufts]

Destroy a toilet today.

[deluxpufts]

Such a shame seeing a miltank have to shit in full view of everyone in a crowded city plaza. How embarrassing must it be to involuntarily push out thick logs of poop with no privacy, every twitch of your butthole free for anyone to view. The worst part might be having someone see your pussy dripping with something other than pee.

[deluxpufts]

There's no feeling like shitting in a public trash can. People look at you in confusion "is that pokemon really-" then they hear your farts echoing in the bin, your sloppy load filling it.

[deluxpufts]

If you're a pokemon it's your obligation to knot the needy umbreon on the subway.