Novus Adventum

I promise I'm not a bot (multifandom, hyperfixations change alot...feel free to join in on the madness :P)

[mihai-florescu]

[lopkelepke]

[i-am-the-oyster]

[sophia-helix]

man, I could really go for some blorbos in a situation right now

[popsunner]

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

[popsunner]

Don’t do this to me

[professional-chaotic-dumbass]

my brother in christ you made the post

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

[nohoperadio]

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

[enba-and-luka]

[toastyglow]

I often think I could be such a good writer if I were better at writing

[icemankazansky]

Unfortunately, the only way to improve your writing is to write.

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[infectiouspiss]

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Trapped in the talkative cycle

[lemonsweet]

Any time a customer is telling me a story and I can't understand them/what they're talking about and I'm just nodding and agreeing and looking interested I think of this gif

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[lilkittymp3]

He’s a little shy 🫣 👉👈

[hopesallwegotleft]

In honor of Jason's birthday 🧢

[sparkykuro]

Happy Birthday Lt. Kolchek 🛡️

[hopesallwegotleft]

"Tell him yourself. I'm coming to get you."