✨ Gabe ✨

They/She/Him | Genderfluid Demi Bi | Adult | Currently: CATS the Musical

[crabussy]

holy shit I just discovered this crazy technique for being right almost all of the time it's called "double checking something before boldly stating it as if it were fact" this could be the next big thing. this could be the song of the summer

[cottoncandylesbo]

oh fuck... the adderall has hit my system... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!! get away from me, before it's too late...!!

(flails on the ground, then stands up and does the dishes)

[fellshish]

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

[allgarbo]

Greta Garbo on the set of A Woman of Affairs c. 1928 (image credit: Scott_Reisfield, reddit/facebook)

[halcyoncyrus]

I'm sorry for (remembers I'm not sorry) You're welcome for all the character posting last night

[dykepuffs]

[sofiaoctt]

we as a community need to give nick kay more credit like that man really blew up at least a thousand cocoons of vampires, had a 1v1 with the ancient one, then survived an explosion with just a scratch. wtf did they feed him😭

[thunderwhenhepurrs]

I get so frustrated when Clark is reduced to the himbo next to Bruce's Smartest Man in the Room. Clark is incredibly intelligent. He's got a Genius-Level Intellect in his Abilities section in most wikis for a reason.

Just look at World's Finest (2022) #3 for a simple instance of Clark being incredibly intelligent, even to the point of figuring out what Batman hasn't.

A sorcerer appears to have transported them to Hell. Batman is the one freaking out. Meanwhile, Superman?

Clark reads the situation and the psychology of who they are up against, instantly realizes they're in an illusion, and devises a way to target the villain safely before Bruce even has time to stop freaking out.

Then in World's Finest (2022) #5, we see Clark out think (and outfly) both Bruce and Kara in what seems to be your typical "sacrifices himself to save the world" plot where he locks himself in a tomb with an unimaginable evil.

Bruce once again freaks out. But the second he calms down and his brain starts working again, he realizes that Clark hasn't done anything stupid. He's done something INCREDIBLY smart, and he's trusting Bruce to be brilliant enough to be able to follow his logic (and thus rescue him from almost certain death). He is, of course, correct in this trust.

The reason Clark and Bruce work so well together is that they're both geniuses. When one fails to handle a situation, the other can pick up the slack. When they're both handling the situation together, they're nearly unstoppable. Writing Clark Kent as a dumb silly himbo might be cute, but it's not who the character is, and it's not Superbat's dynamic.

They're genius4genius, and that's what makes them World's Finest.

[kitschday]

Vintage conversation card 19th c.

[titsay]

[genderqueerpositivity]

Minnesota’s Giant Rainbow and Leather Pride Flags

June 28, 1998. Both flags measured approximately 50 feet wide and 75 feet long.

[ryuutchi]

Friendly reminder that the leather flag predates almost every other flag. We owe this community to leather daddies and kinksters

[nightmarechamillian]

In the era of corporate sanitization never forget it was leather daddies and S&M folks who protected some of the earliest pride parades.

[outboardd]

superman crashes onto earth as an adult. with the grief of a dead planet fresh in his heart, he latches on to the first person who shows him kindness: batman.

batman is not exactly pleased, but he intimately knows the pain of losing everything that you hold dear, so he tolerates kal-el's clinginess and accomodates as best he can.

the justice league finds it hilarious. the sunny, smiling alien really dampens the whole scary, brooding, creature of the night effect batman has going on. but, since kal-el clearly isn't comfortable with anyone else in the league, batman has to look out for him. and he seems to have a crush on the dark knight. it's icing on the cake, really.

but then batman gets injured in battle and kal—with resurfacing memories of his destroyed home and dead family—goes absolutely insane. he dispatches the attackers with terrifying precision, barely restraining himself from killing all of them, if only because he knew batman would disapprove.

the league isn't laughing anymore when kal, with burning eyes and rubble caught in his suit, reaches for batman and earnestly asks if he's all right.

bruce, meanwhile, can't seem to stop the race of his heart, the pulse heavy in his gut. he swallows thickly as he takes kal's outstretched hand, thanking him and avoiding his eyes, if only to hide the desire blazing in his own.

[movedoncpointss]

“see you tomorrow morning for our date!”

[thunderwhenhepurrs]

Clark Kent has almost every medicial and crisis certification a layperson can get.

He’s CPR and AED certified. He’s taken all the necessary courses to become an EMT. He’s taken multiple types of training on mental crisis management. He has Medication Administration Training and a Phlebotomist Certification for good measure. He was a volunteer firefighter over the summers while he was in college. He somehow got into hazardous material training courses he definitely doesn’t have the background to get into and no one is sure how. He’s almost always taking some course on some safety or healthcare related subject in his nonexistent spare time.

So it’s really weird that whenenever trouble comes to town, Clark turns tail and disappears.

In completely unrelated news, Superman was recently praised by medical professionals due to his very accurate use of a defibrillator.

[imtheiliad]

Shout out to fanfic writers that don’t get put on rec lists.

Shout out to fanfic writers who write short fanfics.

Shout out to fanfic writers who don’t write often.

Your fics are just as much a labor of love.

[honted0]

[wayne-kententhusiast]

In the end, what remains is Clark and Bruce🥹

#The fact they expect and just know for certain, that they will be there for each other in their final moments of their lives, is the literal biblical definition of "Till death do us part".

#These 2 have a stronger bond than the bricks used to build the Great Wall and the Great Pyramids 😭

Dark Knights: Metal #5; Batman/Superman #4; Superman/Batman #3; Justice League #25; Batman/Superman #27; Superman: At Earth's End; Final Crisis