Bedways is Bestways

Maybe tomorrow will be different

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#nationalpoetrymonth #saeedjones

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At least they make decent poetry fodder

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End of the world

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Two Night Stand

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I'll haunt you like a ghost

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This tree's on fire even when it rains

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Wait, what?

Him: Oh wow you’re super cool

Me: Aw thanks! I like spending time with you and I like how you touch me. I don’t want to date you or be some one-time hookup tho, so let’s meet in the middle and make out and watch movies?

Him: Yes, perfect. I am broken and don’t want to date either, but you’re beautiful and smart and funny and you suck a dick like a goddamn champion

Me: Oh good we’re on the same page ^.^

Me: Come over and touch my boobs

Him: Actually, I’m pretty sure I never want to see you again

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Every time I think it'll be different

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