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mostly Riordanverse he/they

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Leo: I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger.

Jason:...

Leo: Then it hit me.

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Piper: What's more amazing than a talking dog?

Leo: A spelling bee!

*Percy, Piper, Jason, Leo burst out laughing*

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Percy: What is it called when your crush has a crush on you?

Leo: Imaginaton!

*high five*

Annabeth: *face palm and sigh*

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Percy: Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Leo: Because their hands are too sma-

Annabeth: Because they're all dead

Percy: You complete me

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Jason: Hey, how's it going, Leo?

Leo: People keep asking me "how's it going" like I have any idea what's going on at any point.

Jason:

Leo:

Jason: It was just a simple question...

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Leo: I built something. Wanna see?

Annabeth: Is it safe?

Percy: Is it fun?

Nico: Can it kill?

Leo:

Leo: It's a 3D map.

Percy: So...yes to all three

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Percy: Annie, can you help me with maths?

Annabeth: Of course. What do you need help with?

Percy: I don't know what decimal places are. Could you explain?

Annabeth: A decimal place is a place after the comma in a number that's not whole. If you divide the number you have, with 10, you'll get one and if you divide it with 100, you'll get two decimal places.

Percy: Could you make this easy for me, please?

Annabeth: I'm never gonna make things easy for you, Seaweed brain.

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Piper: So how did you and Percy meet?

Annabeth: He drools when he sleeps.

Piper: ...ok...

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Percy: I need advice on how to-

Annabeth: Solve a maths problem?

Will: Clean up the wound?

Nico: Hide a body?

Percy: -talk to Thalia without getting myself killed

Will: Nico-

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Percy: *cuts on a paper* Son of a bi-

Annabeth: Percy, language! There are little kids here *points to Leo*

Percy: -iiiiscuit

Annabeth: Very smooth, Seaweed brain.

Percy: I know. I fucking nailed it.

Annabeth:

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Annabeth: [choking]

Leo: Help, I need to call 911 but the 9 button isn't working!

Percy: just turn out upside down and use the 6

Leo: genius

Annabeth: [stops choking momentarily]

Annabeth and Jason, in sync: WHAT THE FUCK?!

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Annabeth: Hey, Percy wanna go to the beach?

Percy: Sure, can Rachel come too?

Annabeth: I meant only us, but sure, if you really want to.

Percy: You don't like Rachel, do you?

Annabeth: No, Percy. I do not. I'm in love with you and she seems to be too and I'm jealous. Is that what you wanted to hear??

Percy: Rachel isn't in love with me, Wise girl. And I'm not in love with her. I won't invite her, if you don't want me to.

Annabeth: Thank you.

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Percy: What about my banana?

Nico: Still not my type, Percy. And stop it with these gay jokes please

Percy: I meant banana as in fruit. The one I'm holding in my hand rn. Don't be disgusting, Nico!

Nico: I-

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Will: Did you eat today, Nico?

Nico: I had an apple.

Will: That's not enough. Here, have another apple. *Throws apple*

Nico: *catches apple* Thanks

Everybody at camp: *stares*

Nico: What are you staring at?

Annabeth whispers to Percy: Who's gonna tell him?

Percy: Tell him what? I suggest you do, whatever it is you gotta tell.

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Nico before Bianca died: Oh my god, look. There's only one mythomagic that I don't have yet. Percy, will you please help me get it?

Nico after Bianca died: How dare you bring this stupid toy here after my sister died, Percy?

Percy: You asked- nevermind.

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Nico: I'm gonna head to sleep early. Good night. *Yawns*

Will: Nico, you just woke up.

Nico: I know. With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

Will: I-

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Annabeth: If you had 10 blue cookies and Jason takes two, how many cookies do you have left?

Percy: I'd have 10 blue cookies and a dead Jason

Annabeth: Okay, and what if I tried to take one?

Percy: Then I'd have 9 cookies and a broken arm.

Annabeth: That's right.