What's up??

I'm Chloe! They/them 30

[bowserwife]

Someone: Sheesh that’s a lot of cigarettes

Me: Well *smiles warmly and rests my hand on my tummy* I am smoking for two right now ☺️

[thinkingabout-girls]

the funniest moment in dungeon meshi is when marcille is having her nightmare and brings up her dead bird while also talking about her dead dad, saying “papa and pipi” and laios automatically assumes pipi is marcilles third nonbinary parent on top of her mom and dad

[ouppygirlcity]

[eternal-fractal]

I feel like it isn't just that, but that laios probably also thinks "wait i don't know that much about elves. Do elves need three parents to produce a child? One that isn't male or female?"

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Laios: That doesn’t sound right but I don’t know enough about elves to say for sure.

[aesungaia]

[heymedley]

literally tumblr

[crimsonflowerz]

this scroll ain't shit

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[kushblazer666]

[kayliflower]

with the resurgence in popularity of calvin & hobbes, I’m so surprised no one has included this

[woodsywarbler]

the game is nearly over + the hounds are at the door

[atomikats]

curiouser and curiouser

[redstonedust]

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

[mwagneto]

[melancholypolywog]

based on that one tweet going around

[ot3]

[pineappical]

was like Grace with a plush Rocky that he can cuddle with 🥺... and then. yup.

[raythefairy]

I see so many posts like “imagine being adrian and” and i haven’t seen ONE PERSON SAY imagine you’re adrian and your husband goes on a mission to save the world and comes back 50ish earth years later with an alien and they saved the world. Your husband tells you all about this planet they went to that had the microorganisms needed to save the world. And your husband named it after you. Oh my god that’s- oh. Oh you named it after what the alien called me? Ok. I guess. Still sweet, i wasn’t involved and you weren’t sure you were ever gonna see me again so i guess- the fuck do you mean THE ALIEN NAMED IT AFTER ME. IT WASN’T EVEN YOUR IDEA? YOU WANTED TO GO WITH MEDIUM ROUGH TEXTURE CIRCLE PLANET??? THE ALIEN WAS THE ONE WHO THOUGHT OF NAMING IT AFTER ME?????

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[shutyourmoustache]

This is the sorta segment I wish still existed in kids’ shows. Soothing voiceover, mellow music, no flashy graphics. Just a calm behind-the-scenes look at something you might call mundane but that most of us would never have a clue about if no one pulled the curtain back to reveal its inner workings.