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this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed
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a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk
this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed
my favorite character from lord of the rings
people really complaining about rey’s backflip being unrealistic, as if this never happened:
I’M CACKLING WHAT THE FUCK HE JUST WENT NYOOM
me: my local dominos has gotten my order wrong the last 9 times ive ordered from there but ive never called to complain and i also still tip the driver $5+ because i know those poor saps are overworked and underpaid
saint peter: ur literally the only person allowed into heaven
I’ll be the first person in hell then because I specifically order pizza on rush hours and I live downtown so I’m 100% sure that they’ll be late and owe me a discount.
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oh finally one of my posts was randomly flagged as explicit i was beginning to feel left out
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“i’m like you”-he said, “i remember everything.”
‘i’m like you,’ he said, ‘i remember everything’
Mi abuelo me dijo un dia: La persona correcta te va a dar cosas que ni siquiera sabías que querías y lo va a hacer sin que se lo pidas, solo por verte feliz.
Lo leí por ahí
This actually made me fucking cry.
I find this really fucking relevant today of all days.
Awwwwww 😭😭😭😭
the twilight saga soundtrack is so good one minute i’m rotting in a room in michigan in the middle of december then i play satellite heart and i’m suddenly in forks washington in the middle of a persistent rain in march questioning if i’m willing to give up my mortal life for dick
I remember everything.
“We missed out on so much. It was a coma. Tomorrow I go back to my coma, and you to yours. Pardon, I didn’t mean to offend—I am sure yours is no coma.”
“No, a parallel life.”
This quote always hits a nerve in me. Just thinking about two human beings having a love that they’re not able to live. That there are two people desperately in love with each other, longing for each other, daring to desire each other for a lifetime.
Imagine choosing to live a coma or a parallel life instead of your life.
Imagine to never actually feel alive but to live on just by the knowing that somewhere in this world the person you love exists.
Imagine having a love that changes your perspective of life and life itself, forever.
Call me by your name
SPOILER ENDING SCENE
P: So? Welcome home
E: Thanks
P: Oliver enjoyed the trip?
E: yeah, I think he did
P: You two had a nice friendship
E:Yeah
P: you’re too smart not to know how rare… and special what you two had was.
E: oliver was oliver
P: parce que c'était lui . Parce que c’etait moi.
E: Oliver made me very intelligent, but…
P: nonono, he was more than intelligent. What you two had… had everything and nothing to do with intelligence. He was good. You were both lucky to have found each other becaouse you two were good.
E: I think he was better than me. *sigh* i think he was better than me.
P: I’m sure he’d say the same things of you
E: sure, he’d say the same thing.
P: It flatters you both. When you least expect it, nature has cunning ways of finding our weakest spots… just, remember i’m here. Right now you may not want to feel anything. Maybe you never wanted to feel anything and maybe it’s not to me you want to speak about these things, but feel something you obviuosly did. look you had a beautiful freindship, maybe more than a friendship and I envy you. my place, most parents would hope the whole thing would go away away. pray their sons would land on their feet butI am not such a parent. We rip out so much of ourselves to be cured of things faster, that we go bankrupt by the age of thirty. and have less to offer each time we start with someone new. But to mkae yourself feel nothing so as not to feel anything… what a waste. Have I spoken out of turn?
E: *heads no*
P: And i will say one more thing. It’ll clear the air. i may have come close, but i’ve never had what you two have. Something always held me back. Her.. .stood in the way. How you live your life is your business.. just, remember, our hearts and our bodies are given to us only once and before you know it, your heart is worn out and as for your body, there comes a point where no one looks at it, much less wants to come near it. Right now there is sorrow, pain .don’t kill it. and with it the joy you felt.
Elio: tears up* Does mom know?
P: I don’t think she does.
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….
Telephone rings
Elio: I’ll get it. Pronto
Oliver: Elio? you there?
E: hi
O: hey
E: how are you?
O: im good. im good. how are you?
E:i’m good im fine.
O:Good
E: i miss you
O: I miss you too. very much. i have some news
E: news? oh you’re getting married? i suppose
O: i might be getting married next spring. yeah
E: you never said anything
O: we’ve been off and on for two years
E: That’s wonderful news.
O: you mind?
los padres: OLIVER! OLIVER
O: Hey Hey
M: Oh darling, when are you coming back?
O: Oh i wish i was
P: you caught us in the middle of the process of choosing the new you for next summer.
M; and guess what? He’s a she
O: well speaking of news i’m calling to tell you guys i got engadged
P: oh wanderful! mazelt ov
M: congratulations. listen, we’ll let you speak to Elio
MP happy hannukah
m: bye sweetheart.
E: They know about us.
O: I figured
E: how?
O: well, the way your dad spoke to me. He made me feel like i was part of the family. Almost like i was a son in law. you’re so lucky. my father would have carted me out to a correctional facility.
E: Elio? Elio. elio elio elio elio elio elio elio elio
O: oh… oliver. I remember everything.
Lmfao
Fun fact: she left Yahoo citing the staggering incompetence of management and development teams. She was brought in to salvage Yahoo and they proceeded to ignore her and belittle her every chance she got.
Sounds pretty classic. Bring in a woman to save the day, ignore her and continue to fuck it up. Then try to lay the blame on her when it fails.
We learnt about this concept in class, it’s called The Glass Precipice, also sometimes known as The Glass Cliff.
Women are often promoted in failing companies or risky CEO positions, that way, when something fails, they receive the blame. In these positions, they are often not listened to, belittled, and ignored, They also face more media attention for their failures than male counterparts.
The thing about the ending to A Star is Born that really fucks me up is that when they cut to Jackson singing “I’ll Never Love Again” for the first time to Ally, it’s the first time we hear his real singing voice. Not the gravelly, growly country rock voice he “stole” from his brother. When I think about how comfortable and vulnerable he was around Ally and how she also helped him discover his voice…
“That’s how you know you’ve really got a home, when you leave it, there’s this feeling that you can’t shake… you just miss it.”
—
Neal [Season 3] (There’s no place like home)
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Impulsive people act too much without ever thinking, and anxious people think too much without ever acting