Last Rites

Standing with a hand on her waist and the other totting her weapon up, An excited, maniacal grin spread across her face. She was going to enjoy watching them put ye' back together again! (BG:http://iwantdatcookie.tumblr.com/)

[privatemaxwell]

Restrained - 1

1. Locked in the trunk of a car

Maxwell sighed and looked around him. He was used to be inside of small spaces, so he wasn’t panicked. He was more annoyed than anything. “Let me out of here! If you do not let me out, you will regret it!” He sighed again and tried to see in the darkness. There was a bit of light creeping in around the edges of the trunk, but it wasn’t enough to see by. 

[demoladay-blog1]

She hesitated at the trunk of the car and paused. Now this wasn’t one of her finest plan, not even close! But even her dog was getting impatient from being held away from the trunk. Des’ wanted to have a good sniff.

There was no way in hell he wouldn’t recognise her voice and even if she didn’t mean him harm. Hell this was a bad idea. What chance was it he’d believe her if she said she wasn’t the one who shoved him in there?

“That’s a bi’ redundant? If i let ya out i’ll regret it. If i leave you in there i’ll still regret it.”

[tcxastough]

@demoladay continued from here.

      Sticky jumping was no walk in the park, Dolly knew that despite how easy the demolitions expert made it look. Not this time, though. This time, Lilly was lucky she didn’t get her damn legs blown off.

      “Maybe y’ should try wearin’ them blast-proof shoes next time, pardner,” she said, whistling at the Guard Dog and commanding it to bring her an ice pack and a first aid kit.

        “Should I git Medic involved?” She asked. “I don’t think legs ‘re s’posed t’ bend that way.”

[demoladay-blog1]

Lark let out a load displeased groan as she looked down at her legs as if they’d gone ahead and knifed her in the back. They might as well of! Part of her was jus’ glad that her other friends hadn’t been around to take the piss out of her.

“I forgot! Me dog was sleeping on them and i for’got to budge her for em.” she’s already trying to straighten out her damn leg despite the absolute agony. “That puffed up dork- he’s a pain in my ass more than’ - than a help” although the strain on her face likely wasn’t very convinving.

[ask-bait]

💐 25 flower asks

rose - describe your crush.

cherry-blossom - do you believe in love at first sight?

daisy - what’s your best childhood memory?

daffodil - which colour suits you best?

peony - do you put more value in honour or truth?

iris - favourite 90s song?

sunflower - sun or moon?

narcissus - your best physical feature?

freesia - are you still friends with the person you considered your best friend two years ago?

orchid - favourite fruit?

violet - have you had your first kiss?

gypsophila - do you prefer many distant friends, or a few close friends?

gerbera - neon or pastel?

carnation - does true love exist?

alstroemeria - dream vacation?

anemone - were you ever interested in greek mythology?

cymbidium - sexuality?

rhododendron - what’s your biggest fear?

tulip - lucky number?

gladiolus - who do you look up to most?

snapdragon - favourite mythical creature?

hydrangea - proudest moment?

heather - what’s your favourite musical?

delphinium - what’s your star sign - does it suit you?

ginger - least favourite food?

[demoladay-blog1]

Alright. Who’s like to do some plotting?

[demoladay-blog1]

i want to live. i want to be active. I’m trying i promise rip 

[demoladay-blog1]

☕️ femmercs are valid.

yes.

[gjsjsifisjdkeoskhqudidbwjsidk-d]

send me a ☕️ and an opinion (popular or unpopular) and i’ll say whether i agree or disagree

[demoladay-blog1]

‘ that’s a nasty bump. ’

It’s been a rather hectic morning thus far for this demolady. And it wasn’t as if she always made the most responsible choices. So when faced with the opportunity to cut her travel time in half as she left the base she had hauled herself out of an open window. Now this wasn’t the first time she’d done this! but with her dog walking around her in concern as her body aches she can’t help but let out a soft, dry chuckle as the engineer makes a remark about her... injury.

“Urgh.. Dun’ get.. get me started. Swear’ usually.. make that jump”.

[thesecretfacility]

ᴏʟᴅᴇʀ ᴍᴜsᴇs—ᴜɴɪᴛᴇ!

ᴡᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ 20 ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜɴɢᴇʀ ɪs ᴀ ғᴜɴ ᴛɪᴍᴇ—ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ɪᴛ ɪs! ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ sᴛᴏᴘ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛᴇʀ ʜɪᴛs 30. ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ’s ᴘʟᴇɴᴛʏ ᴏғ ᴀᴅᴠᴇɴᴛᴜʀᴇs ʟᴇғᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʜᴀᴅ.

ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ ʙʟᴏɢs—ɪғ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴜsᴇ ɪs 30+ ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴏʟᴅ, ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ʀᴇʙʟᴏɢ ᴛʜɪs ᴘᴏsᴛ sᴏ ᴜs “ᴏʟᴅɪᴇs” ᴄᴀɴ ғɪɴᴅ ᴏɴᴇ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ!

[rp-memes-n-things]

For the rest of the day my muse is under a Truth Serum and cannot lie in any way, shape, or form. Use this to your advantage.

Now let the possible embarrassment begin. 

[tcxastough]

gonna take a nap so pls send me stuff before i get back

[demoladay-blog1]

im so bored 

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Send ✏ and I will draw your muse to the best of my abilities!

Send ✂ and I will draw my muse instead! 

Please specify which muse when applicable.

[rp-meme-slut]

Send “Collared!” to see my muses reaction to yours putting a collar on them!

[vhsmeme]

* sleep starters

‘ did you get any sleep last night? ’

‘ you need rest. ’

‘ you talk in your sleep. ’

‘ it’s four in the morning. why are you still up? ’

‘ i’ll be right here when you wake up. ’

‘ every time i close my eyes, i see it. over and over again. ’

‘ wake up! it’s only a dream! ’ 

‘ i have tea. will that help you sleep? ’ 

‘ i’m so tired… but i have to stay awake. ’

‘ it was just a dream? ’

‘ you need a nap. ’

‘ time for bed. no ifs, ands, or buts. ’

‘ it was just a dream. ’

‘ don’t worry. i’ll keep the monsters away tonight. ’

‘ if you don’t get some sleep soon, you’ll make yourself sick. ’

‘ you haven’t slept in days. do you want to talk about it? ’

‘ i had a bad dream. is it okay if i sleep in here? ’

‘ i’ll go to bed when i’m ready, so fuck off. ’

‘ i’m. not. sleepy. ’

‘ you’ll feel better after a good night’s sleep. ’

‘ could you stay with me – just until i fall asleep? ’

‘ there’s no one else here. it was all a bad dream. ’

‘ you’re spilling milk all over the table. ’ 

‘ c’mon, lazybones. you’ve slept enough. ’

[vhsmeme]

* hurt prompts

‘ are you bleeding? ’

‘ take it easy. you hit your head. ’

‘ where does it hurt? ’ 

‘ sit still and let me take a look! ’

‘ how did you get that black eye? ’ 

‘ you should see the other guy. ’ 

‘ did i say you could get out of bed? ’

‘ that’s going to leave a bruise. ’

‘ i’ll get some ice. ’ 

‘ that’s what you get for picking fights. ’

‘ are you trying to give me a heart attack? ’

‘ what’s wrong with you? ’

‘ you can barely stand. ’

‘ did you throw the first punch? ’

‘ that’s a nasty bump. ’

‘ get in the car. you’re going to the hospital. ’

‘ at least bandage it. ’ 

‘ no, you’ll get an infection. ’ 

‘ wet floor signs are there for a reason, you know. ’

‘ you’re lucky. that icicle could’ve killed you. ’

‘ where’s your gratitude? i rescued you! ’

‘ i’m calling the nurse. ’

‘ was that stupid dare worth it? ’

‘ what happened to you? ’

‘ sit down. i’ll make some hot chocolate and fix you right up. ’

‘ are those bandages? ’

‘ you need stitches. ’

‘ look out for that tree branch. ’

‘ i’ve got you. just stay awake. can you do that for me? ’

‘ lean on me. ’

‘ you got two choices: let me carry you, or die out here. take your pick. ’

‘ shit, you’re burning up. ’  

‘ you’re not dying. it’s only a sprained ankle. ’

‘ lie down. ’

‘ i’m sorry. i know it hurts. here, hold my hand. ’

‘ you’re in no condition to be walking around. ’

‘ wake up! wake up! ’

‘ i don’t feel sorry for you. ’

‘ look at your face! ’

[demoladay-blog1]

Alright as a soft start back. I’m going to be doing some small rp meme threads if anyones interested? Gonna reblog some in a sec :)

[demoladay-blog1]

Im so tired. I’ll be back to posting tomorrow. Today is for my mum.