Taylor Tomlinson Starters:
“Is this a phase or a demon? I just need to know.”
“Like, am I fun or should I go to a meeting?”
“I am halfway through my 20′s and I am done with this shit.”
“It’s ok, it’s not sad. The engagement ring kept getting caught on stuff like my clothes and my freedom.”
“Have you ever made some dude’s mom love you more than him?”
“There is nothing more empowering than just banging a guy and leaving.”
“I’ll have you know I’m a wild animal in bed....more afraid of you than you are of me.”
“Don’t look at them, look at me, I’M YOUR FUTURE.”
“Oh, don’t start crying now, it’s too late AND too early.”
“Huh, that’s your best. Interesting.”
“Don’t be scared, let it resonate with you.”
“You need to get your shit together.”
“I could bake you cookies everyday, or I could make you miserable forever, I don’t give a shit either way. I JUST NEED A PROJECT, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“I need a guy with goals , and drive, and ambition, and I need him to give ALL THAT UP to support MINE.”
“I need to find a winner and destroy him.”
“I just want that edge. Like I want you to choke me a bit and kind of mean it a little.”
“Honey, do you want anything? I mean, you’ve already taken everything from me.”
“I’m doing fingerguns ‘casue I can’t shoot you for real, haha.”
“I’d like to have kids too, which is a shame, because I’m so talented.”
“I wake up and my brain is like, “YOU HAVE GOALS!” and my body’s like, “I’M EMPTY!” all the time.”
“Nobody got enough hugs. HUG YOURSELF, WALK IT OFF.”
“People who hate their parents have unrealistic standards. They think parents are these superior beings, and THEY’RE NOT. They’re just people who suck like the rest of us.”
“I still believe in God, I think because I’ve invested a lot of time into the idea.”
“If there’s no God, then I told the wind a lot of secrets.”
“Growing up I was encouraged to abstain from drugs, and alcohol, and sex, and enjoyment...”
“Other girl’s missed their time of the month and they were like, “Oh my God, I’m pregnant,” I missed my time of the month and I’m like, “Oh no. I’m carrying the MESSIAH.” That’s a lot of pressure.”
“I have a real bad case of “I’ll raise your baby” face, just very round and wholesome.”
“Men don’t even picture me naked, they just picture me helping their mom on Easter.”
