Wasting away in the margarita zone

Ddadds dump blog Hella spoilers

[the-hardcore-dadsona-blog]

good end my aSS

[riyui]

I WANT GOTH DAD TO!!!!!!!!!!!!  adopt me

[damnienbloodmarch]

Bad Dream Daddy Moodboards - Damien Bloodmarch

[basscarrier]

Im going to leave this here

[olabogarety]

i’m very lazy based on this post

[greengartside]

Joseph Christiansen listens to Kokomo by The Beach Boys

Pass it on

[demondaddycult]

Robert: You've heard of mothman. Now get ready for GOTHMAN

Damien: Please get out of my house

[pinkmargaritazone]

Post Divorce!Joseph realizes that he’s not faking being happy and is actually happy for the first time in a long time and he tears up

[cultdaddychristansen-blog]

DREAM DADDY PRIDE HEADCANONS

For when MC takes his dream daddy to their first pride parade together!

Craig - Has been an “ally” for years. Knows a bit about Pride from rooming with MC in college but was always too nervous to explore. So when Pride comes about this time, he’s totally overwhelmed.

Brian - Knows shit all about pride, goes because you ask him too and gets hit on by strangers for being a “sexy bear”, poor Brian

Mat - Has been owning his bisexuality all his life. Likes going to pride but shit always comes up and he has to miss it, so he’s a beaming ray of sunshine while he’s there. He gets so exited it even cures his social anxiety a bit!! Damien - Been going ever since he accepted himself as trans. Man he loves pride. People always compliment the Victorian Inspired rainbow outfits he works so hard on?? And he doesn’t have to worry about hiding his binder! He literally shows MC off to everyone because he’s so proud of you. Robert - Is a grumpy knife dad who doesn’t get the appeal. He’s never been to pride before and is a HUGE stick in the mud until he finds out they’re serving alcohol. He gets drunk and yells louder at the parade than anyone else

Hugo - The SEASONED VETERAN. Has been going longer than anyone else. He fought for gay rights back in the day so he really knows his way around pride. He spends the whole time chattering about how proud he is of young gays for being so brave, sees a few students there and becomes their gay mentor.

Joseph - Grew up in a religious household so he’s never gone before, but he talks it like a champ. “Like a church function but with more rainbows!” He still needs to hold your hand though, because its kind of overwhelming. Poor guy means well but he keeps talking to random kids about Jesus and it…doesn’t end well.

[hoeseph-christiansin]

Catch me wasting away in margaritaville, sluts

[josephthirstclub]

not to be nsfw but id cry if joseph kissed me on the forehead

[heavenpucci]

Joseph doing kickflips > the obsession with the cult ending

[natalielovesiceland]

a cute headcanon: joseph baking cookies while singing to ‘boys’ by charli xcx

[joseph-ismy-sugardaddy]

someone has probably already made this

[gothdaddamien]

[source of original]

[dead-ghouls]

i have feelings

[bettycrocker]

someone: val is a lesbian with long nails because dream daddy was written by a bunch of cismen who dont know how lesbian sex works :/

o,, one of the main writers is a lesbian

is it really that hard to believe that val is an asexual lesbian is it that hard to believe that not everybody wants to have sex is it that hard to believe that her and her girlfriend might not focus exclusively on fingering theres more than fingering to lesbian sex who are you