The Ransacker

B! she/her! gay!

[demonic-bee-offical]

I sting people I don't like!

[satan-offical]

MY MOTHER GOT ME A THIRD BLAHAJ 🗣️🔥

[demonic-bee-offical]

It’s quite fitting that greed is a sin

[ilov3b00kss0much]

Tag Game!!

Do this UQuiz:

Your reflexes, your shadows, your hungers — they’re older than you think. Answer honestly to reveal the mythic creature whose legacy still l

And then make yourself in this picrew with those features:

Tiefling Maker

Create a tiefling or any sort of demon character! Feel free to make edits to your creation or upload them online as long as you give me cred

@2zam @thewormmachine @dustyoldclock @dusty-brain @themoonstonechronicler @yourtranslationofme @impresively-large-swan @mao-chick-a-wow @written-in-the-stars135 @thepeoplespoettt @corincadence828 @dragon-in-a-stew @just-1other-nerd @cecebeanie

[written-in-the-stars135]

Tah-dah! It took me 800 years lol

@iicor @epicmilly @grayraysofsunshine @chill-vibes-but-rainbow-panic

Any ofc anyone else!

[sillycamilly]

sorry for taking so long to get around to this, for some reason these things always crash my computer LOL

i couldn't find a halo so i added antlers! antlers because... antlers are cutie patootie :3

open tags!!!

[bluejaysnests]

i don’t wear a lot of red but it just Worked with this one so i went with it.. very fun :D

also shoutout to them for having my eye color..

@infinitelypurple @clearlykelsey @clearlykelsey @ladybugcrimelord-offical @rickythegreenbean + open tagss

[ladybugcrimelord-offical]

Oooh boy fairly surprised they had a close match to my hair and eye color, I did my best and decided not to go all pale

The picture is very important to the description, honestly I don’t see all the ‘understanding people’ stuff

This was fun, I like purple

@demonic-bee-offical @autisimyfoxerronii @abrickofanticipation @buck3ttt @cr0w-offical @dinosaur-offical @evilducks-offical @ghostbestie-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @imb0ring @mafia-offical-guh @no-one-offical @purple-morphsuit-guy-offical @pavement-offical @small-bottle-of-expired-milk +open tags :]

[demonic-bee-offical]

don't like it! i wanted to be a fairy or a dragon. something that flies!

The picrew looks just like me tho!

[demonic-bee-offical]

Greetings o' gluttony

Greetings o’ sloth!

[eldritch-crows-official]

We art not sloth, we are simply eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension

[abrickofanticipation]

…greetings o’ wrath?

[demonic-bee-offical]

Wrong blog sorry

[demonic-bee-offical]

Greetings o' gluttony

Greetings o’ sloth!

[icarus--official]

hi im icarus! Minor, didnt drown actually! Beat that pops!!

He/him

Here to cause may/hem

Listen to your parents, kids

Yay!!!!!

Basic dni!!!

(Will add more later)

Tags under cut

@ao3--offical @satan-offical @laciffo-natas @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @homosexuality-offical @queer-offical @homophobia-offical @ferg-offical @snek-offical @jeff-offical @grim-reaper-offical @temu-offical @mafia-offical @brazil-offical @offical-offical @sappho-offical @icarus--offical @icarus-offical

[queer-offical]

hello! welcome to the officalverse!

[demonic-bee-offical]

hi! can i ask what your relationship with the sun is?

[icarus--official]

*gets hit in head with hamber* Not goodie :(

[demonic-bee-offical]

ah i feel that! satan kicked me out of hell for hitting on her and also ragebait

[icarus--official]

you hit on... on Satan..?

[demonic-bee-offical]

yeah she's cool and yk also very hot from all that time she spends in hell

[icarus--official]

you know what else is hot-

the sun.

[demonic-bee-offical]

wow cool something we have in common! i didn't know that tho bc i've never been! was it nice?

[icarus--official]

hi im icarus! Minor, didnt drown actually! Beat that pops!!

He/him

Here to cause may/hem

Listen to your parents, kids

Yay!!!!!

Basic dni!!!

(Will add more later)

Tags under cut

@ao3--offical @satan-offical @laciffo-natas @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @homosexuality-offical @queer-offical @homophobia-offical @ferg-offical @snek-offical @jeff-offical @grim-reaper-offical @temu-offical @mafia-offical @brazil-offical @offical-offical @sappho-offical @icarus--offical @icarus-offical

[queer-offical]

hello! welcome to the officalverse!

[demonic-bee-offical]

hi! can i ask what your relationship with the sun is?

[icarus--official]

*gets hit in head with hamber* Not goodie :(

[demonic-bee-offical]

ah i feel that! satan kicked me out of hell for hitting on her and also ragebait

[icarus--official]

you hit on... on Satan..?

[demonic-bee-offical]

yeah she's cool and yk also very hot from all that time she spends in hell

[icarus--official]

hi im icarus! Minor, didnt drown actually! Beat that pops!!

He/him

Here to cause may/hem

Listen to your parents, kids

Yay!!!!!

Basic dni!!!

(Will add more later)

Tags under cut

@ao3--offical @satan-offical @laciffo-natas @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @homosexuality-offical @queer-offical @homophobia-offical @ferg-offical @snek-offical @jeff-offical @grim-reaper-offical @temu-offical @mafia-offical @brazil-offical @offical-offical @sappho-offical @icarus--offical @icarus-offical

[queer-offical]

hello! welcome to the officalverse!

[demonic-bee-offical]

hi! can i ask what your relationship with the sun is?

[icarus--official]

*gets hit in head with hamber* Not goodie :(

[demonic-bee-offical]

ah i feel that! satan kicked me out of hell for hitting on her and also ragebait

[icarus--official]

hi im icarus! Minor, didnt drown actually! Beat that pops!!

He/him

Here to cause may/hem

Listen to your parents, kids

Yay!!!!!

Basic dni!!!

(Will add more later)

Tags under cut

@ao3--offical @satan-offical @laciffo-natas @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @homosexuality-offical @queer-offical @homophobia-offical @ferg-offical @snek-offical @jeff-offical @grim-reaper-offical @temu-offical @mafia-offical @brazil-offical @offical-offical @sappho-offical @icarus--offical @icarus-offical

[queer-offical]

hello! welcome to the officalverse!

[demonic-bee-offical]

hi! can i ask what your relationship with the sun is?

[laciffo-natas]

I hate when I

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[demonic-bee-offical]

stings you!

[ladybugcrimelord-offical]

I GOT PINK JEANS

[demonic-bee-offical]

yayyyyy!!!! i like your jeans and your antennae!!!! very cute!!!

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

Colour

Time

Go

Put

Fave

In

Open tags

Thank

You

Autocorrect

[demonic-bee-offical]

is a lot like yours i think!

[demonic-bee-offical]

pollinating everything! it seems sex-adjacent to me! and since i don't wanna touch a penis or anything pollination is how i fulfill my sin quota!

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

QR codes and ID scans

Terms and clauses, data plans

Every website wants your face

“Safety measures” just in case

Underground pubs back again

Hidden doors and shuttered dens

Cash-only and dim red light

People talking off the grid tonight

They say “prove your age online”

Every app and every sign

Upload licence, take a scan

Verify you’re still a man

Government wants every click

Every post and every pic

Timestamped lives and tracked routines

Mapped out by machines unseen

We didn’t start the crackdown

But we’re living in the middle

One more form and one more check

Till privacy is just a riddle

VPNs and burner phones

People trying to stay unknown

Whispers over cigarette smoke

“Mate, the whole thing’s getting cooked”

This is not a fucking joke

Sell our data, stay afloat

Every click and every face

Turned to profit, turned to trace

Age checks on a hundred sites

Scan your ID late at night

“Just for safety,” “just comply”

While they catalogue your life

Underground pubs breathing back

Cause people want some space from that

Somewhere human, somewhere dim

Somewhere not algorithm-trimmed

Every movement, every hour

Fed into a system’s power

Not because they truly care

But because our data’s there

We didn’t start the crackdown

But we’re living underneath it

Laughing hard to mask the fact

Half the country fucking means it

[the-king-of-beans-offical]

dont worry little password. I'm insecure too

[valschi]

Lineart! Plan is to have this colored by the end of the month… but you know how it is

[valschi]

valschi cutting it close here! this is Bhramari and i love the way she turned out.

[ladybugcrimelord-offical]

man, bacon

[demonic-bee-offical]

holy fuck we're turning men into bacon now?!! sounds evil sign me up!

[demonic-bee-offical]

oh wait there's a comma :(

[ladybugcrimelord-offical]

No no no we’re gonna do it now that you’ve mentioned it

[demonic-bee-offical]

yayyyyy!!!! who should we use???

[ladybugcrimelord-offical]

All the bad evil men who have wronged us

[demonic-bee-offical]

mod's boyfriend's dad!! going in the bacon!!

[ladybugcrimelord-offical]

yes! Weird guy who catcalled me, bacon!

[demonic-bee-offical]

transphobic lab partner is bacon!!!

[ladybugcrimelord-offical]

annoying boys who never shut up is bacon!

[abrickofanticipation]

i don't remember my friend's groomers name but he is bacon!!

[demonic-bee-offical]

whoopsie wrong account

[ladybugcrimelord-offical]

yes yes yes bacon bacon bacon

[demonic-bee-offical]

bacon!