my name is jay (they/she) <3 i am a minor (14) living in the usa, and im a wee bit socially anxious. however, don't let yourself believe that means i wont be annoying or yap about my opinions/interests to hell and back. you are wrong.
i crochet a lot and draw (mostly fish) sometimes, i wouldnt recommend following me for just those because you'd be severely dissappointed. seriously i post stuff i've made like once a year..
i adore talking to people. genuinely you'd make my year by shooting me an ask. my dms are ALWAYS open, as is my discord (flyswatters.) i just ask that you keep it respectful. i am in highschool. seriously dont ask if you can be my sugar daddy the answer will always be no
my super awesome reblog sideblog is @jayseviltwin
interests!!
no, im not human!!
lost in the roots!!
sir chloe!!
project hail mary
omori
ride the cyclone
sfawtde/dawtde
ena dream bbq
heathers the musical
the owl house
class of '09
over the garden wall
mouthwashing
steven universe
lacey's flash games
+ stuff i definitely forgot to put here
dni!!
i have no set dni. HOWEVER, i tend to avoid accounts that are focused on darker mental health topics, because it is not very good for my own health. ESPECIALLY ed blogs, im sorry to block you but this is for my own safety.
also if you dont like gay people genuinely why would you come to my blog. like thats on you if you get blocked
FOLLOW YOUR OWN DNI!!
tags!!
#jay's tweets - my textposts (IM RECLAIMING TWEET FROM TWITTER OKAY)
random questions that wont help you get to know your mutuals at all
idk i wanted to make a tag game because they're fun
favorite shampoo (scent or type/brand)?
do you sleep with the light on or your doors closed? why?
hot or cold coffee/tea?
do you use the same username for all/most of your socials?
white shoes, yay or nay? why?
what song is stuck in your head right now? (if none, last one you remember listening to?)
would you rather watch three twenty minute episodes or a one hour movie?
would you still love the person that tagged you if they were a worm?(/p /lh)
tags to get this ball a-rollin' (no pressure tho!!):
@empressofsamoyeds @babyblankyerror @canadianno @nerdylittlebugcreature @thenoellebird @aroace-get-out-of-my-face @cheeseinthesea @spudcatwo (sorry i had one positive interaction with you and henceforth you're a spiritual mutual) @kitcats-1-braincell @querytheauthor (for funsies) annnnddddd you know what @dimonds456 i like your rubber hose art its so cool i dont think we've exchanged words before OH YOU COMMENTED ON MY FIC I THINK anyway you're cool so im tagging you in my tag game
and finallyyyyy open tags!!! anyone can join in i wanna see how far this spreads if it spreads at all
Favorite shampoo (scent or brand)? There’s this one coffee scented one that both I and my friend’s boa constrictor LOVE
Do you sleep with the light on or the door closed? Why? I sleep with the light OFF and the doors SHUT because if even a HINT of light comes anywhere near my eyes I’m unable to sleep
Hot or cold coffee/tea? HOT TEA ALL THE WAY BABEYYYY
Do you use the same username for all/most of your socials? No, most of ‘em have different names
White shoes, yay or nay? I say yay because I own a pair, but it’s because I like them?
What song is stuck in your head right now? Dai Dai by Shakira and Burna Boy
Would you rather watch three twenty-minute episodes or one one hour movie? THREE EPISODES! One hour isn’t really enough for the movie to be well-paced imo, and the episodic nature of, well, episodes means I’m more likely to see more unique things.
Would you still love prev if they were a worm? OF COURSE LARK!!!! I’d craft you a worm terrarium 🥺
2. Do you sleep with the light on or the door closed? Why?
I sleep with the door SHUT so I can get up to nefarious activities (ao3) in peace. And I do sleep with a unicorn nightlight I named Luxembourg
3. Hot or cold coffee or tea?
I do enjoy cold tea sometimes ahdhsjfhdjf but usually I do like a hot coffee
4. Do you use the same username for all of your socials?
well I only have tumblr and ao3 so…yeah?
5. White shoes, yay or nay?
They’re all right
6. What song is stuck in your head rn?
black hole fantasy by the crane wives itd soooooo good ughhhh
7. Would you rather watch three twenty-minute episodes or one one hour movie?
Movie because I like watching movies hshshshshdhdh
8. Would you still love prev if they were a worm?
yes youd be a pretty cool worm!!
@literallyidontwannadothis @stargayzingidiot @talesofruby01 @thevamp-bat @dino-the-raptor @myloveofskateboarding @sleepingconstellation and anyone else who wants to join!!
I turn off all the lights in the house and keep my door a bit open (I used to have my door closed and the hallway light on but I realised the air quality gets super bad in my room if I do that, so now I keep it open but I need it to be dark so now I also have to turn off the hallway light)
3. Hot/cold coffee/tea?
Coffee. I don’t drink it much, but when I do I usually I have it hot, although I like iced coffee too. There’s one place I know that has INCREDIBLE iced coffee but it’s ages away so I only get that when we’re in that area
4. Same username for all socials?
Sort of but also not really. I have a few different usernames I use, but I do think twohourstoolong is my most common one. Weirdly my signature for my art is startrekker42 which was my first online username (made for Minecraft lol), and I still use that despite it not being my username on most things I upload art to.
5. White shoes yay or nay?
White or any other very light colour is a nay for me. I wear them one time and they are very obviously not clean anymore. Totally fine if other people wear them tho.
6. Song stuck in read rn?
Schumann’s Symphony No. 3
7. 3x20min episodes or 1x1h movie?
I’d choose the episodes because 1 hour feels to short for a movie
8. Love prev if they were a worm?
If I knew that the worm was prev then I guess yeah.
@wizardinahole @bumblebee-in-the-sea @epicmilly @random-user753 and anyone else who wants to
favorite shampoo (scent or type/brand)? i use aveeno clarify and shine apple cider vinegar shampoo! it doesn't really smell the best but it works great :)) I LOVE the conditioner i use though it's suave tropical coconut!!
do you sleep with the light on or your doors closed? why? lights off doors closed! mainly for like. security i guess? it's not that i worry about like safety but i just can't sleep with the door open ifeel exposed. plus the washer/dryer is right outside my bedroom door LOL
hot or cold coffee/tea? hot tea!!!
do you use the same username for all/most of your socials? pretty much!! if it's a really old account that i don't use anymore it has... the secret username.... but aside from that i'm epicmilly everywhere!
white shoes, yay or nay? why? ehhhh, nay. they just look dirty and gross the second after you wear them. plus why not add a pop of color to your outfits via shoes?
what song is stuck in your head right now? (if none, last one you remember listening to?) mmm. this is very random but the song that plays in the s rank room in chapter 3 of deltarune?
would you rather watch three twenty minute episodes or a one hour movie? depends on my mood and what shows/movies we're talking about but usually i'd pick a movie i guess?
would you still love the person that tagged you if they were a worm?(/p /lh) ofc i'd always love you :3 <3
favorite shampoo: i used my mom's olaplex shampoo once and i transcended from this earth and became reborn as a new god. i've been chasing that high AND HOW GOOD MY HAIR LOOKED MY GOD ever since. i should buy some for myself..
do you sleep with the light on or your doors closed? i usually have my doors closed but lately i've been sleeping with my dog so i leave the door open so she can leave whenever she wants lol. and lights off forever i can only sleep in absolute darkness
hot or cold coffee/tea? cold (iced) tea <3
do you use the same username for all/most of your socials? it depends on how many irls i have on the social... for the spaces that i have little/no irls its almost always bluejaysnests but on other socials i use a different one (not sharing so i dont doxx myself lol) oh and i have a different discord username no idea why
white shoes, yay or nay? no simply because im a black converse truther to my core (ignoring the fact i dont have any right now 💔)
what song is stuck in your head right now? always toxic by britney spears. i actually cant get it out of my head no matter where i go its always looping
would you rather watch three twenty minute episodes or a one hour movie? one hour movie all the way
would you still love the person that tagged you if they were a worm?yess always <33
@clearlykelsey @baxieblur-turnip @regressorkel @infinitelypurple @your-fav-idiot-lesbian @sunny-omor1 + open tags
you have NO IDEA how bad i wanted to make a callout post about this guy. i previously decided against it but im so so glad someone did, he needs to be called out. he was being horribly invasive about my disability (incontinence) and yeah, asking really odd questions about my diapers. probably thinking really gross things about not only my regression, but my disability. please dni with him
ok i just saw what ur new ask box message is and !! Seahorses .. by far.. the coolest fish,, they r so cuteiful <3 and also HIIIIII sorry for not interacting much lately, i hope you are doing well !!!!!!!!!
AHH you're so correct for that seahorses are my favorite thing ever theyre so whimsical
i am doing. something right im pretty okay right now hope you are also doing well <33
Tagging: @rita-lashette @blynxart @rtd-ronin @poetandwolf @prawnlegs @unwontedfemme @momentsinthemundane @coquettecowboy and anyone who sees this and wants to do it! no pressure of course ha.
Reading: been re-reading "Grendel" since I acquired a used copy. I was obsessed with this book in high school, haha. Also "Resistance" by Tori Amos. I wanted to hear more of what she has to say in general. I feel like a lot of interviewers don't dig into the interesting stuff.
Last Series: Man, I'm awful with watching a series! I can never stick to anything! But I did recently watch all of the episodes of The Amazing Digital Circus that currently exist. And I've been plodding slowly through Breaking Bad with my housemate.
Last Movie: "Friday" haha
Last Song: Jon Batiste's version of Fur Elise
Working On: Various sketchbook entries with no particular goal in mind! learning various old time tunes on various instruments when the mood strikes. I've been in a dry spell so there's really not too much going on outside of work.
Sweet or Salty: mostly salty, I think.
Coffee or Tea: Both! I drink one cup of a coffee and a pot of some kinda herbal tea per day, usually.
Reading: Re-reading "Blood and Chocolate". It's about a teenage werewolf who falls in love with a human, and there's a bunch of drama with her pack. The movie was nothing like the book. And I feel like this book is such an easy read someone could probably finish it in a day, easy.
Last Series: Currently going through The Amazing Digital Circus and uh... idk I think the last thing I watched was probably one of many run throughs of True Detective or Better Call Saul.
Last Movie: El Camino. Bawha I watch the same thing over and over when I draw.
Last Song: (this is so predictive fuck) Foo Fighters - Everlong
Working On: Re-drawing older pieces since my brain's kind of fried.
Sweet or Salty: Depends! I like both, often at the same time.
Coffee or Tea: Coffee if its with a treat or breakfast. Tea if it is lunch or dinner.
(hi it's @omniadventerous this my main blog for those who might not recognize it)
Reading : Legend and Lattes , My husband and I sleep in a coffin. Scum villain self saving system (Rereading)
Manga: My Guildmate lives next door, The duchess's 50 tea recipes, My sadistic master, Unexpectedly naughty fukami.... There are definitely a lot more...
Audiobook : Heated rivalry, My husband and I share a coffin. The Adhd Guide for Adults, Why are people into that?: A cultural investigation of kink, An entanglement of rival wizards..
I'm sure there are more
Last Series: Oshi no ko, Haunted Hotel, Frieren, The Apothecary's diary.
Last Movie: Iron Lung. I hate horror so much, but my fiance loved watching it and markiplier. So I went in honor of their memory.
Last Song: Be a flower by Ryokuoushoku Shakai
Working on : Ben 10 fanart and drawing in Ibispaintx. Also fanfiction.
Sweet or Salty. Both but I'm a fiend for sweet things. i will also take Salted Caramel.
Tea or coffee: I live on tea and only really drink coffee during Tax season.
just unfollowed a lot of people because i couldn’t find anything in my follows MOOTS IF I ACTUALLY UNFOLLOWED YOU IM SORRY PLEASE LMK i can’t remember urls for shit i promise it’s not because i forgot you ❤️
this disability pride month id like to give a shoutout to dick’s sporting goods for selling all kinds of joint braces
i know they’re meant for sports related injuries blah blah blah but shock doctor is the only thing keeping my knee caps glued to the rest of my skeleton right now