Certified Bat

This is a blog. A blog where I post suitable blog-like content in a blog-like setting. Expect lots of quality posts and a delightful can-do attitude, but most importantly have fun. Though really I mostly lurk. --------- I can sometimes be inconsistent with tagging. If you see anything you need tagged please let me know!

[hotvampireadjacent]

[ultvisual]

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

This was a complaint about a one-time incident of me having to get up at 3:30am to catch a flight idk about how some of you in the notes seem to be living on a regular basis

[terror-billie]

it's a weird emotion when somebody goes "doesn't this just shake you to your core and rewrite your dna and change who you are as a person" and your honest experience of it was that it was ok

[fury-brand]

"Fuck I'm going to get a bad grade in friendship media resonance"

[memewhore]

[thetimetostrikeislater]

It’s got me in a chokehold

[handycams]

[queersona]

Hi i wanted to share this fucking insane moment I read today

[ninevehgames]

[ghoti-and-us]

Julie Bell - Wet - 1996

[calellon]

Hieronymus Bosch, The Garden of Earthly Delights, ca. 1503-1505 (detail)

[yesdogsnomasters]

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

[bookwyrmbran]

@edderkopper

[lactating]

ill figure it out <- common utterance of a girl who is completely fucked

[porkue-deactivated20240304]

this shit is killing me

[just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi]

If I asked you to go touch a cow, how long would it take you to find one?

30 seconds

10 minutes

1 hour

2 hours

3-5 hours

8 hours

Full day of travel

I’ve never seen a cow IRL

I wanna see results

Voting ended onOct 27, 2023

I’m strangely confident in my ability to locate a cow in 2 hours or less. I’ve never tried but I could.

[android1000]

And y’all want me to vote for this dude?

[aflo]

another forgotten campaign promise...

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

I remember people in high school burning through 3 cell phones a year, so I'm curious: How many mobile phones have you had in your lifetime?

1-3

4-6

7-9

10+

Voting ended onOct 20, 2023

And lemme know your age (if you feel comfortable!), and when you got your first phone in the tags!

If these options are scuffed I'm sorry, I genuinely have no clue how many phones people are "supposed" to have had (hence the poll)

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

oh sunk-cost fallacy we're really in it now

[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

somewhere in this beautiful world there is a man who sounds like Paulie Walnuts because he learned English by watching the Sopranos

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

FINE! I'll do it myself