Zoolander

My sons are a huge disappointment

[demonicgrandchild]

My Little Sister’s 31st Birthday-Open

Today is my dearest little sister, Destiny Star-Bowie’s 31st birthday, so I am posting an open birthday starter that all followes can join in on! Duke Bowie has been planning this since Destiny turned 30 last year and now that she’s turning 31, it’s time for a party!

“Dad, Grandfather, Uncle, it’s Destiny’s birthday, she’s turning 31 today!”

[evilhearteduncle]

Blackstar is shocked it came so fast!

“Oh my gosh, it’s already that time of year again?!”

[demonicgrandparent]

Zoolander knows to expect Destiny’s birthdays by now, so he isn’t surprised at all! “Another year, another birthday for my Granddaughter.”

[demonicgrandparent]

Grandfather, DC Lucifer just divorced me and broke my heart!

Jeez, my own master is a bigger disappointment than my sons, how dare he?!

[ladybowiestardust]

I want to kill Sims of Donald Trump with you!

Be my guest, Grandfather dearest!

[demonicgrandparent]

Hahaha, tonight they die at our hands!

[ladybowiestardust]

Guess my Trump Sims are about to die in horrible ways tonight!

[holyknightrp]

Gods no, RIP America!!! ‘Taker? Undertaker:America...

[arvisvelthomerrp]

Oh hell naw, Trump’s gonna win again?! Scar, we need you to throw him off a cliff now! Scar:With pleasure...*pins Trump by his hands and leans in*

[dragonsorcerer]

Fuck no, that son of a b*tch can’t win again...DEMON MODE ACTIVATE!

[demonicgrandparent]

Trump, you rigged the 2016 election so you’d win, as far as I’m concerned, when it comes to this election, you’re...

[ladybowiestardust]

Open

Destiny Star-Bowie collapses due to an unknown cause in the living room…Her male family members become alerted due to their otherwordly senses…

“…”

[demonicgrandparent]

Her Grandfather kneels beside her and Duke…

“What happened to your sister, Grandson?”

[demonicgrandchild]

Duke continues holding Destiny to him…

“She collapsed without warning, Grandfather, I’m worried she’s got a deadly sickness, so I called 911, the dispatcher is sending an ambulance here to take her to the hospital, can you inform Uncle Blackstar about this? I’ll take care of telling dad that Destiny’s going to the hospital!”

[demonicgrandparent]

“I’ll get on that right away, Grandson, you and I will go to the hospital with Destiny in the ambulance!”

[ladybowiestardust]

Open

Destiny Star-Bowie collapses due to an unknown cause in the living room…Her male family members become alerted due to their otherwordly senses…

“…”

[demonicgrandparent]

Her Grandfather kneels beside her and Duke...

“What happened to your sister, Grandson?”

[demonicgrandparent]

‘ is that a weed?! i’m calling the police! ’

“No Granddaughter, this is a crayon, Grandfather doesn’t do drugs!”

[demonicgrandparent]

Grandfather, dad's been hitting Destiny with his belt again, you need to do something about him!

“That does it, a visit to my house where he’ll be beaten and chained should knock some sense into him!”

[genebelcher]

officer: pop the trunk me: I can explain

[demonicgrandparent]

@ladybowiestardust Look, I found Talulah’s family!

[spacevirgil]

Reblog if you think trans women:

A. Are women

B. Can be lesbians

[ladybowiestardust]

Scary Shared Dream-RP With @demonicgrandchild

@demonicgrandchild After you overdosed on coke and went to the hospital, I passed out due to my odd connection to you… I sleep, as do you, we enter the same nightmare, our souls are on the edge of a building… “Duke, is that you?”

[demonicgrandchild]

I look at you concerned…

“Des? What are you doing here? Are we sharing a nightmare?”

[ladybowiestardust]

“Yes, we are, dear brother, after you overdosed, I passed out due to our connection and now we’re sharing this awful nightmare.”

[demonicgrandchild]

“I see, we appear to be….Falling in this dream, it’s said if you dream that your soul is falling, you’re dying…So we’re about to die? Can’t we stop this?”

“Never once did I think we’d be in this dream from hell, we’re both dying, so our souls are falling in a rapid descent once they hit the ground, that’s it…We’re gone forever, but at least we’ll be together, right? You know I’ve been in love with you for years, sister… Since we’re dying, it’s only right that we act on our affection for each other…Give me a kiss and hold me one more time as we fall to our demise as one.”

[ladybowiestardust]

I finally act on my locked up affection for you and kiss your lips, my soul holding yours in my arms lovingly, I fear nothing as I feel you hold me tight and close to you, your voice whispers sweetly and lovingly, as I’ve longed to hear it whisper…

“Duke, I love you so much, may we find peace in Heaven and be together forever, the ground is closing in on us fast, though I feel the doctors pulling you back and our uncle, grandfather and father pulling me back as well, they’re trying so hard to save us both, but…I don’t want us to be saved this time…”

Back to the real world now, as the doctors revive you after you flatline in your bed, I stop breathing, dad revives me by performing mouth-to-mouth breathing, I growl in my spirit form, knowing they won’t let us go away together….I struggle to stop breathing, you cough before going into VFib on your ECG, the doctors defibrillate you into sinus rhythm, you also growl in spirit form, angry they save us so often…All we want is to be together in the next world since they won’t let us be together in this one.

[demonicgrandchild]

“I love you too, Des, you’re more than my sister to me, you’re my love and best friend, I remember all the times dad turned his belt on you because you protected me from him when we were kids, you mean so much to me, I want them all to just let us go, but they won’t…”

You and I write notes in spirit form and leave them for the doctors, father, grandfather and uncle to find… (This where you 3 come in on Des’s end, @demonicgrandparent​, @evilheartedfather​ and @evilhearteduncle​…)

[evilheartedfather]

Lazarus finds your note for him first…

“Hey look, Des left us all notes…”

Lazarus reads it aloud…

“Father:

If you’re reading this, I’m begging you to let me go, you know I can’t live with Duke…A world without Duke is a world not worth living in, but I beg you not to end your life once I go  away with Duke forever, just leave me notes on the desk in my childhood room, I will answer them every day to keep you going.

I love you all so much, daddy and I wish there was a way to save both me and Duke, sadly, as our souls are now rapidly hurtling to the ground in our nightmare, there isn’t a way to save us this time.

Good-bye.

Love always

Your little angel Destiny.”

Lazarus holds the letter and puts it in his pocket, agreeing to let us go, as there is no way to rescue us….

“Alas, nothing can be done to save them, I agree to let them go.”

[evilhearteduncle]

Blackstar reads his aloud next…

“Uncle Star

I know this will be hard, but please, let us go, dad knows now that there’s nothing that can save us, as both my Duke’s souls will soon be inches from the ground in our nightmare, I want you to know that I’ll always be here for you and I’ll finally get to meet mommy Gabrielle and know her and what she’s like, though dad has always told me mommy looks and acts like me.

You all have taken such good care of me over the past 30 years, I thank you, you may be saying “30 is too soon to go,” but God must’ve planned this for us all along.

Thank you and good-bye.

Love always

Your precious baby niece, Destiny.”

[demonicgrandparent]

Zoolander cries, feeling love for you the first time as he reads his note aloud....

“Grandfather

I know you can’t feel love, as you say it’s a weakness, but I loved you because you always chased dad away if he hurt me.

I want you to know that if I go, I will always watch over you and be there for you, please keep an eye on dad, as you and I both know my death might cause him to end his life.

Please remember that I loved you and would’ve ended up with you one day had this awful fate of mine and Duke’s not occurred.

Thank you for everything

Love

Your hybrid, Destiny.”

Zoolander feels an ache in his heart, this is the first time he’s been brought to tears and felt an ache there...

“Is this...What losing someone who means so much to me feels like? Demons can love...Destiny, my granddaughter, though I agree with your father and uncle to let you go, know this:You have helped me feel love and now my heart aches at the thought of losing you, please...Don’t go.”

[memesrusrpr]

soft caring sentence compilation

❛❛ I took your hoodie and I’m not giving it back. ❜❜ 

❛❛ Please just… just hold me. ❜❜ 

❛❛ C’mere. Lean on me. ❜❜

❛❛ You look like you need a hug. Come here. ❜❜ 

❛❛ I’m never leaving this blanket nest ever again. ❜❜

❛❛ I know you don’t like hugs, but… I could really use one right now… ❜❜

❛❛ Just stay a little longer. Please. ❜❜

❛❛ It’s so cold outside, but you’re so warm… ❜❜

❛❛ I’m sorry. I should have asked first, just… it reminded me of you. ❜❜

❛❛ Let me hold you for a while. ❜❜

❛❛ It’s okay. I’ve got you. ❜❜

❛❛ Everything hurts. Being with you is the only good thing in the world anymore. ❜❜

❛❛ Hey, hey, don’t cry. It’s okay. C’mon, come sit under the blanket with me. ❜❜

❛❛ All I want to do is sit and eat cookies and watch cheesy romcoms right now. But I’d love some company. ❜❜

❛❛ I brought blankets, takeout, and your favourite movie. I know it won’t fix everything, but it might help. ❜❜

❛❛ Please stay with me tonight. I don’t want to be alone. ❜❜

❛❛ I made some tea. Now, do you need to talk? Or should I just put on some music? ❜❜

❛❛ I’m not going to leave. I’ll stay as long as you need me to. ❜❜

❛❛ Your hair’s soft… I just want to pet it until I forget everything but how soft it is… ❜❜

❛❛ Shh, shh. It’s okay. You’re alright. You’re safe now. ❜❜

❛❛ I know you’re hurting right now, and I’m so sorry. Tell me what will help and I’ll do it. ❜❜

❛❛ I just want to see you smile again. ❜❜

❛❛ This is stupid but… could you sing to me? You have such a nice voice, and I think it might help calm me down… you don’t have to, but… ❜❜

❛❛ Lay your head in my lap and try to get some rest. ❜❜

❛❛ wait , did you just say you love me? ❜❜

❛❛ i’m so happy! ❜❜

❛❛ is this a gift for me? ❜❜

❛❛ hey! i’ve got something for you! wait right here! ❜❜

❛❛ i love you. ❜❜

❛❛ wow … your smile is breathtaking. ❜❜

❛❛ let me take you out on a date. ❜❜

❛❛ so what will it be tonight? ❜❜

❛❛ you know , you’re really cute. ❜❜

❛❛ shh … don’t cry. ❜❜

❛❛ so … do i get a goodnight kiss? ❜❜ 

❝  i’m here for you.  ❞

❝  let me help with that.  ❞

❝  i’m here.  ❞

❝  nothing’s gonna hurt you.  ❞

❝  if they do it again, you tell me.  ❞

❝  i’ll protect you. ❞

❝  i’ll make sure nothing bad happens to you.  ❞

❝  let me take a look…  ❞

❝  i’m a phone call away.  ❞

❝  you should have called me.  ❞

❝  here, sleep.  ❞

❝  if you wanna talk, i’m here.  ❞

❝  hey, shh, it’s okay.  ❞

❝  i’ll never let you go.  ❞

❝  you’re with me now.  ❞

❝  nothing’s gonna take you from my side.  ❞

❝  i’ll do what i have to.  ❞

❝  i need you to stay here, okay? i got this.  ❞

❝  it’s safe here.  ❞

❝  i’m fine, let me see your face.  ❞

❝  we’re gonna have to keep ice on that.  ❞

❝  i like seeing you smile.  ❞

❝  you’re so beautiful.  ❞

❝  you don’t have to talk, we can just sit together.  ❞

❝  i miss/missed you.  ❞

❝  let me do this for you.  ❞

❝  i’m on your side  ❞

❝  i’ve got your back, okay?  ❞ 

[the-devils-keeper-deactivated20]

replace one word of your url with bitch

[imacrowcawcaw]

I’m a bitch caw caw

[adlerizzy]

Bitch-queen

[gia-is-a-punk-rocker]

gia-is-a-punk-bitch 

[ziggy-starstop]

Ziggy-Bitchstop or Ziggy-Starbitch.

[ziggystardustrp]

ziggystarbitchrp

[ladybowiestardust]

Ladybowiestarbitch, y’all.

[demonicgrandchild]

demonicbitchchild’s in the house, y’all!

[evilheartedfather]

bitchheartedfather

[evilhearteduncle]

evilheartedbitch

[demonicgrandparent]

demonicbitchparent

[ladybowiestardust]

Behind A Closed Door...

Me:Fat damn sh*t!!

[demonicgrandchild]

Duke cracks up laughing at you swearing, he’s proud he taught you to swear when you were little! Duke:That’s my sister!

[demonicgrandparent]

Zoolander laughs and smiles evilly, showing his fangs! Zoolander:She’s definitely more like Lilith if she swears a lot!

[demonicgrandparent]

Me @ anon:You’re too mean and you’re a coward shut up or burn in hell!

[evilheartedfather]

*I put you on my knee and spank you with my belt* Stop giving looking at Destiny with heart eyes, she's your daughter, bad boy, son!

“Ouch dad, I’m not a little boy anymore, you don’t know about me seeing her mother in her!”

[demonicgrandparent]

“Please she’s not your Gaby, she’s my Lilith, have you failed to notice Destiny’s eyes are purple like Lilith’s were when she gets upset? How about you back off and find another? I intend to make Destiny the new Mother of Demons and I will refuse to share her!”

[wadefeltonism-deactivated202106]

rb if you’d wipe all pedophiles off this earth

[mohawkmama]

It’s sad that there are only 13k notes on this..m

[thiccdaddy-mbaku]

put this on all 3 of my blogs

[that-one-enby-possum]

Bye bitches

[demonicgrandparent]

Have fun in Hell, pedos!