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My Little Sister’s 31st Birthday-Open
Today is my dearest little sister, Destiny Star-Bowie’s 31st birthday, so I am posting an open birthday starter that all followes can join in on! Duke Bowie has been planning this since Destiny turned 30 last year and now that she’s turning 31, it’s time for a party!
“Dad, Grandfather, Uncle, it’s Destiny’s birthday, she’s turning 31 today!”
Blackstar is shocked it came so fast!
“Oh my gosh, it’s already that time of year again?!”
Star, you and Laz will get in the car and meet us at the hospital, an ambulance is bringing Destiny there, she just collapsed without warning, so Duke called 911!
“Ok, we’ll meet you there, I pray Destiny will be alright!”
‘ i smell like beef ’
Tell me something I don’t know Duky, lol.
Ew nephew, you need a shower!
* — — VERY SERIOUS RIP VINE SENTENCE STARTERS
‘ when will you learn? when will you learn that your actionS HAVE CONSEQUENCES! ’ ‘ can i get a waffle??? can i PLEASE get a waffle!!! ’ ‘ go suck a dick, suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick ’ ‘ you better stop! biTCH STOP ’ ‘ do you ever like wake up and do something and you’re just like what the hec– fuck is goin on ’ ‘ what’s good, brah you don’t know me! you don’t– WHAT IS GOOD! YOU DON’T KNOW! YOU DON’T KNOW ME! ’ ‘ it’s summer i got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party ’ ‘ anyone ever tell you you look like beyonce? ’ ‘ I LOVE YOU, BITCH. I AIN’T EVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU BITCH ’ ‘ BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOU’LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH, I TELL YOU THAT ’ ‘ and they were roommates! ’ ‘ oh my god, they were roommates ’ ‘ oh my god, i love chipotle chipotle is my liiiiife ’ ‘ this bitch empty YEET!!!! ’ ‘ WHERE ARE THOOOOOSE ’ ‘ THEY ARE MY CROCS ’ ‘ bitch disgusting ’ ‘ yeaaah. yeAAAAAH. ’ ‘ so no head? ’ ‘ THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU! ’ ‘ i’ll kill you. i’ll kill you. i’m not even worried about it. ’ ‘ ahh, fuck. i can’t believe you’ve done this ’ ‘ aHH STOP! i could’ve dropped my croissant! ’ ‘ what’s up me and my boys are going to see uncle kracker ’ ‘ give me my hat back, jordan! ’ ‘ do you wanna go see uncle kracker or no!? ’ ‘ i sneezed! oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze?! ’ ‘ look at all those chickens ’ ‘ i smell like beef ’ ‘ i gotta go home cause i forgot to… vacuum my room ’ ‘ actually, megan, i can’t sit anywhere. i have hemorrhoids. ’ ‘ is there anything better than pussy? yes! a really good book ’ ‘ mom, i’m peein on myself ’ ‘ sorry, i’m on the toilet. i hope the ice cream don’t melt, bitch ’ ‘ honestly i don’t remember, i was probably fucked up. yeah, i was crazy back then ’ ‘ I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH! ’ ‘ just shut up and die slowly, okay? ’ ‘ two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay! ’ ‘ mother trucker, dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick! ’ ‘ i said WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOMS A HO ’ ‘ you remember one time i liked you? GOOD! cause it never happened ’ ‘ if your name is junior and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand ’ ‘ i’M WASHIN ME AND MY CLOTHES, BITCH! I’M WASHING ME AND MY CLOTHES ’ ‘ waddup i’m jared, i’m nineteen, and i never fucking learned how to read ’ ‘ whAT THE FUCK IS UP, KYLE? NO WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE ’ ‘ oh my god why can’t you just take the fricken compliMENT ’ ‘ is that a wEED? i’m callin the police!!! ’ ‘ yo, drink this vodka down the hatch c’mon ’ ‘ it is wednesday, my dudes. aaaaAAAAAAH ’ ‘ there is only one thing worst than a rapist… a child! ’ ‘ get to del taco, they got a new thing called fre shavocado ’ ‘ *to the tune of ghostbusters* i’m an adult virgin ’ ‘ hi my name is tre, i have a basketball game tomorrooooow ’ ‘ babeyou’reafuckingbitchiwantyoutogetthefuckoutofmycarcauseiwannabreakupwithyou i fucking hate you ’ ‘ todays forecast we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. FUCKED. UP. ’ ‘ whAT’S UP FUCKERS ’ ‘ FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY ’ ‘ he needs some milk! ’ ‘ you are my dad. YOU’RE MY DAD! boogie woogie woogie ’ ‘ yEAH NO SHIT, HONEY ’ ‘ oooooh my boy going to prom. fuck it up! fuck it up! fuck it up! ’ ‘ hey, how you doin? i’m doing just fine. i lied. i’m dying inside ’ ‘ honey, you got a big storm comin ’ ‘ i wanna fucking DIE ’ ‘ road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does ’ ‘ the yo-yo master did not answer, he just kept on yo-ing ’ ‘ welcome back to me screaming ’ ‘ you know sometimes i think to myself what are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuuuuuuck! ’ ‘ do you ever shut the fuck up? ’
* — — VERY SERIOUS RIP VINE SENTENCE STARTERS
‘ when will you learn? when will you learn that your actionS HAVE CONSEQUENCES! ’ ‘ can i get a waffle??? can i PLEASE get a waffle!!! ’ ‘ go suck a dick, suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick ’ ‘ you better stop! biTCH STOP ’ ‘ do you ever like wake up and do something and you’re just like what the hec– fuck is goin on ’ ‘ what’s good, brah you don’t know me! you don’t– WHAT IS GOOD! YOU DON’T KNOW! YOU DON’T KNOW ME! ’ ‘ it’s summer i got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party ’ ‘ anyone ever tell you you look like beyonce? ’ ‘ I LOVE YOU, BITCH. I AIN’T EVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU BITCH ’ ‘ BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOU’LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH, I TELL YOU THAT ’ ‘ and they were roommates! ’ ‘ oh my god, they were roommates ’ ‘ oh my god, i love chipotle chipotle is my liiiiife ’ ‘ this bitch empty YEET!!!! ’ ‘ WHERE ARE THOOOOOSE ’ ‘ THEY ARE MY CROCS ’ ‘ bitch disgusting ’ ‘ yeaaah. yeAAAAAH. ’ ‘ so no head? ’ ‘ THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU! ’ ‘ i’ll kill you. i’ll kill you. i’m not even worried about it. ’ ‘ ahh, fuck. i can’t believe you’ve done this ’ ‘ aHH STOP! i could’ve dropped my croissant! ’ ‘ what’s up me and my boys are going to see uncle kracker ’ ‘ give me my hat back, jordan! ’ ‘ do you wanna go see uncle kracker or no!? ’ ‘ i sneezed! oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze?! ’ ‘ look at all those chickens ’ ‘ i smell like beef ’ ‘ i gotta go home cause i forgot to… vacuum my room ’ ‘ actually, megan, i can’t sit anywhere. i have hemorrhoids. ’ ‘ is there anything better than pussy? yes! a really good book ’ ‘ mom, i’m peein on myself ’ ‘ sorry, i’m on the toilet. i hope the ice cream don’t melt, bitch ’ ‘ honestly i don’t remember, i was probably fucked up. yeah, i was crazy back then ’ ‘ I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH! ’ ‘ just shut up and die slowly, okay? ’ ‘ two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay! ’ ‘ mother trucker, dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick! ’ ‘ i said WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOMS A HO ’ ‘ you remember one time i liked you? GOOD! cause it never happened ’ ‘ if your name is junior and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand ’ ‘ i’M WASHIN ME AND MY CLOTHES, BITCH! I’M WASHING ME AND MY CLOTHES ’ ‘ waddup i’m jared, i’m nineteen, and i never fucking learned how to read ’ ‘ whAT THE FUCK IS UP, KYLE? NO WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE ’ ‘ oh my god why can’t you just take the fricken compliMENT ’ ‘ is that a wEED? i’m callin the police!!! ’ ‘ yo, drink this vodka down the hatch c’mon ’ ‘ it is wednesday, my dudes. aaaaAAAAAAH ’ ‘ there is only one thing worst than a rapist… a child! ’ ‘ get to del taco, they got a new thing called fre shavocado ’ ‘ *to the tune of ghostbusters* i’m an adult virgin ’ ‘ hi my name is tre, i have a basketball game tomorrooooow ’ ‘ babeyou’reafuckingbitchiwantyoutogetthefuckoutofmycarcauseiwannabreakupwithyou i fucking hate you ’ ‘ todays forecast we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. FUCKED. UP. ’ ‘ whAT’S UP FUCKERS ’ ‘ FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY ’ ‘ he needs some milk! ’ ‘ you are my dad. YOU’RE MY DAD! boogie woogie woogie ’ ‘ yEAH NO SHIT, HONEY ’ ‘ oooooh my boy going to prom. fuck it up! fuck it up! fuck it up! ’ ‘ hey, how you doin? i’m doing just fine. i lied. i’m dying inside ’ ‘ honey, you got a big storm comin ’ ‘ i wanna fucking DIE ’ ‘ road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does ’ ‘ the yo-yo master did not answer, he just kept on yo-ing ’ ‘ welcome back to me screaming ’ ‘ you know sometimes i think to myself what are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuuuuuuck! ’ ‘ do you ever shut the fuck up? ’
fifty vine starter sentences for when it’s 3am
‘ NOT ON MY WATCH. ’ ‘ you thought it was over? … ha. ’ ‘ pepsi bottle? coca cola glass? i don’t give a damn. ’ ‘ aa … aaa …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. ’ ‘ so you just gon’ bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift? ’ ‘ why are you running? why are you running? ’ ‘ just because my parents won’t let me get makeup, or piercings, doesn’t make me a fucking preppy. fuck preppies. ’ ‘ god first. skating second. hit me up on christian mingle. ’ ‘ welcome back to me screaming … AAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ oh my gosh, is that corbin bleu from jump in? ’ ‘ it’s me, jessie, and ari, if he … if they test me they sorry. ’ ‘ okay guys … i’m about to say a curse word, you ready? … shut up! ’ ‘ on all levels except physical, i am a wolf. ’ ‘ i thought you were bae! … turns out you’re just fam… ’ ‘ i mean … you’re so tall, you must have a problem. ’ ‘ i sneezed, oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze? ’ ‘ sorry i’m on the toilet, hope the ice cream don’t melt! ’ ‘ oh my fuckin’ god, she fuckin’ dead. ’ ‘ I’M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN’T KILL ME! ’ ‘ we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed. ’ ‘ hey, my name is ____, i got a basketball game tomorrowwww, i’m a point guard. ’ ‘ i’m washing me and my clothes, bitch! i’m washing me and my clothes.. ’ ‘ MY DICK FELL OFF! ’ ‘ THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU. ’ ‘ so no head? ’ ‘ yogurt is just fruit sperm! and i’m not gay. ’ ‘ hi, welcome to chili’s. ’ ‘ that’s what good pussy sounds like. ’ ‘ stop saying i look like chicken little. he’s dumb, and he’s a coward. and i am NOT a coward! ’ ‘ if your name is ____ and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand! ’ ‘ bitch! why you mad? ‘cause my pussy pops severely, and yours don’t?! ’ ‘ merry crisis. ’ ‘ i love you bitch. i ain’t gonna ever stop loving you …. bitch. ’ ‘ what up? i’m ____, i’m nineteen, and i never fuckin’ learned how to read. ’ ‘ this bitch empty! YEET! ’ ‘ and they were roommates ! ’ ‘ is that a weed?! i’m calling the police! ’ ‘ today my brother pushed me so i am starting a kickstarter to put him down. the benefits of killing him would be: i would get pushed way less. ’ ‘ it is wednesday my dudes …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ i won’t hesitate, bitch! ’ ‘ welcome to bible study, we’re all children of JESUS! ’ ‘ i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag. ’ ‘ you are my dad, you’re my dad! boogie woogie woogie. ’ ‘ i got two free tacos! ’ ‘ road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does! ’ ‘ turn off the flash, you fucking moron. ’ ‘ get that education bro! GET THAT EDUCATION BRO! ’ ‘ yes, she is a bitch. b i c t … h. ’ ‘ ohhh shit, what is that? who you fightin’? ’ ‘ don’t fuck with me! i have the power of god and anime on my side! ’
Scary Shared Dream-RP With @demonicgrandchild
@demonicgrandchild After you overdosed on coke and went to the hospital, I passed out due to my odd connection to you… I sleep, as do you, we enter the same nightmare, our souls are on the edge of a building… “Duke, is that you?”
I look at you concerned…
“Des? What are you doing here? Are we sharing a nightmare?”
“Yes, we are, dear brother, after you overdosed, I passed out due to our connection and now we’re sharing this awful nightmare.”
“I see, we appear to be….Falling in this dream, it’s said if you dream that your soul is falling, you’re dying…So we’re about to die? Can’t we stop this?”
“Never once did I think we’d be in this dream from hell, we’re both dying, so our souls are falling in a rapid descent once they hit the ground, that’s it…We’re gone forever, but at least we’ll be together, right? You know I’ve been in love with you for years, sister… Since we’re dying, it’s only right that we act on our affection for each other…Give me a kiss and hold me one more time as we fall to our demise as one.”
I finally act on my locked up affection for you and kiss your lips, my soul holding yours in my arms lovingly, I fear nothing as I feel you hold me tight and close to you, your voice whispers sweetly and lovingly, as I’ve longed to hear it whisper…
“Duke, I love you so much, may we find peace in Heaven and be together forever, the ground is closing in on us fast, though I feel the doctors pulling you back and our uncle, grandfather and father pulling me back as well, they’re trying so hard to save us both, but…I don’t want us to be saved this time…”
Back to the real world now, as the doctors revive you after you flatline in your bed, I stop breathing, dad revives me by performing mouth-to-mouth breathing, I growl in my spirit form, knowing they won’t let us go away together….I struggle to stop breathing, you cough before going into VFib on your ECG, the doctors defibrillate you into sinus rhythm, you also growl in spirit form, angry they save us so often…All we want is to be together in the next world since they won’t let us be together in this one.
“I love you too, Des, you’re more than my sister to me, you’re my love and best friend, I remember all the times dad turned his belt on you because you protected me from him when we were kids, you mean so much to me, I want them all to just let us go, but they won’t…”
You and I write notes in spirit form and leave them for the doctors, father, grandfather and uncle to find… (This where you 3 come in on Des’s end, @demonicgrandparent, @evilheartedfather and @evilhearteduncle…)
Lazarus finds your note for him first…
“Hey look, Des left us all notes…”
Lazarus reads it aloud…
“Father:
If you’re reading this, I’m begging you to let me go, you know I can’t live with Duke…A world without Duke is a world not worth living in, but I beg you not to end your life once I go away with Duke forever, just leave me notes on the desk in my childhood room, I will answer them every day to keep you going.
I love you all so much, daddy and I wish there was a way to save both me and Duke, sadly, as our souls are now rapidly hurtling to the ground in our nightmare, there isn’t a way to save us this time.
Good-bye.
Love always
Your little angel Destiny.”
Lazarus holds the letter and puts it in his pocket, agreeing to let us go, as there is no way to rescue us….
“Alas, nothing can be done to save them, I agree to let them go.”
Blackstar reads his aloud next...
“Uncle Star
I know this will be hard, but please, let us go, dad knows now that there’s nothing that can save us, as both my Duke’s souls will soon be inches from the ground in our nightmare, I want you to know that I’ll always be here for you and I’ll finally get to meet mommy Gabrielle and know her and what she’s like, though dad has always told me mommy looks and acts like me.
You all have taken such good care of me over the past 30 years, I thank you, you may be saying “30 is too soon to go,” but God must’ve planned this for us all along.
Thank you and good-bye.
Love always
Your precious baby niece, Destiny.”
soft caring sentence compilation
❛❛ I took your hoodie and I’m not giving it back. ❜❜
❛❛ Please just… just hold me. ❜❜
❛❛ C’mere. Lean on me. ❜❜
❛❛ You look like you need a hug. Come here. ❜❜
❛❛ I’m never leaving this blanket nest ever again. ❜❜
❛❛ I know you don’t like hugs, but… I could really use one right now… ❜❜
❛❛ Just stay a little longer. Please. ❜❜
❛❛ It’s so cold outside, but you’re so warm… ❜❜
❛❛ I’m sorry. I should have asked first, just… it reminded me of you. ❜❜
❛❛ Let me hold you for a while. ❜❜
❛❛ It’s okay. I’ve got you. ❜❜
❛❛ Everything hurts. Being with you is the only good thing in the world anymore. ❜❜
❛❛ Hey, hey, don’t cry. It’s okay. C’mon, come sit under the blanket with me. ❜❜
❛❛ All I want to do is sit and eat cookies and watch cheesy romcoms right now. But I’d love some company. ❜❜
❛❛ I brought blankets, takeout, and your favourite movie. I know it won’t fix everything, but it might help. ❜❜
❛❛ Please stay with me tonight. I don’t want to be alone. ❜❜
❛❛ I made some tea. Now, do you need to talk? Or should I just put on some music? ❜❜
❛❛ I’m not going to leave. I’ll stay as long as you need me to. ❜❜
❛❛ Your hair’s soft… I just want to pet it until I forget everything but how soft it is… ❜❜
❛❛ Shh, shh. It’s okay. You’re alright. You’re safe now. ❜❜
❛❛ I know you’re hurting right now, and I’m so sorry. Tell me what will help and I’ll do it. ❜❜
❛❛ I just want to see you smile again. ❜❜
❛❛ This is stupid but… could you sing to me? You have such a nice voice, and I think it might help calm me down… you don’t have to, but… ❜❜
❛❛ Lay your head in my lap and try to get some rest. ❜❜
❛❛ wait , did you just say you love me? ❜❜
❛❛ i’m so happy! ❜❜
❛❛ is this a gift for me? ❜❜
❛❛ hey! i’ve got something for you! wait right here! ❜❜
❛❛ i love you. ❜❜
❛❛ wow … your smile is breathtaking. ❜❜
❛❛ let me take you out on a date. ❜❜
❛❛ so what will it be tonight? ❜❜
❛❛ you know , you’re really cute. ❜❜
❛❛ shh … don’t cry. ❜❜
❛❛ so … do i get a goodnight kiss? ❜❜
❝ i’m here for you. ❞
❝ let me help with that. ❞
❝ i’m here. ❞
❝ nothing’s gonna hurt you. ❞
❝ if they do it again, you tell me. ❞
❝ i’ll protect you. ❞
❝ i’ll make sure nothing bad happens to you. ❞
❝ let me take a look… ❞
❝ i’m a phone call away. ❞
❝ you should have called me. ❞
❝ here, sleep. ❞
❝ if you wanna talk, i’m here. ❞
❝ hey, shh, it’s okay. ❞
❝ i’ll never let you go. ❞
❝ you’re with me now. ❞
❝ nothing’s gonna take you from my side. ❞
❝ i’ll do what i have to. ❞
❝ i need you to stay here, okay? i got this. ❞
❝ it’s safe here. ❞
❝ i’m fine, let me see your face. ❞
❝ we’re gonna have to keep ice on that. ❞
❝ i like seeing you smile. ❞
❝ you’re so beautiful. ❞
❝ you don’t have to talk, we can just sit together. ❞
❝ i miss/missed you. ❞
❝ let me do this for you. ❞
❝ i’m on your side ❞
❝ i’ve got your back, okay? ❞
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I’m a bitch caw caw
Bitch-queen
gia-is-a-punk-bitch
Ziggy-Bitchstop or Ziggy-Starbitch.
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Ladybowiestarbitch, y’all.
demonicbitchchild’s in the house, y’all!
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Behind A Closed Door...
Me:Fat damn sh*t!!
Duke cracks up laughing at you swearing, he’s proud he taught you to swear when you were little! Duke:That’s my sister!
Zoolander laughs and smiles evilly, showing his fangs! Zoolander:She’s definitely more like Lilith if she swears a lot!
Blackstar laughs evilly! Blackstar:You’re becoming more demonic everyday, my precious baby niece, that makes me so happy!
Uncle, how are you doing?
I’m good, how are you?
Last to join in, as usual...
That’s ok, Uncle Star.
I don’t know why you can’t send asks...It’s weird.
❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗
I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)
THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR
PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE
☆ Reblogging the version not invaded by pedophiles/pedophile apologists ☆
Lets fucking roast this shit out of em guys!
Just gonna say this again.
DO NOT IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM INTERACT WITH THEM. JUST BLOCK/REPORT.
# REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE!!!!
Keep away from these people. If you receive a message, don’t talk to them, don’t insult them, just block them and report. #KEEPMINORSSAFE
Tried blocking a few, seems they’re gone, I can’t block some of them.
People like this are gross, darlings, they should be locked up and never released!
DO NOT contact me or any of my family members, sickos!