Awww she just mopped the floors!

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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JBB: An Artblog!
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Misplaced Lens Cap
DEAR READER
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Awww she just mopped the floors!
Classic 1930s horror - title cards
update! rendered the neck up now working on the rest of the body,,
Elsa Lanchester
Mad T Party Alice and Tarrant!
I’ve been an Alice/Hatter shipper for years, I couldn’t not draw these two. And to hell with keeping it Disney-friendly, they don’t even do that in the show.
OKAY, Y’ALL! IT’S WAKE UP TIME!
Seeing that the Mad T Party is slowly being revived around here, figured I’d make a call out post to find anyone that’s in the fandom!
REBLOG THIS POST IF YOU’RE APART OF THE MAD T PARTY FANDOM, REGARDLESS IF YOU’VE BEEN AROUND FOR A WHILE OR IF YOU’RE CURIOUS ENOUGH TO JUMP IN!
Optional as you reblog, show off any merch, fics, cosplays, fan art related in the reblogs or comments. If you’re new to the scene or curious to see what the madness is all about, feel free to ask in the comments. If you’d like, comment or reblog on what got your interest in the band!
Whether you were here from when the show was on or you’re just finding out about them from D23, EVERYONE IS WELCOME down the rabbit hole!
D23: *has the Mad T Party band play at the pre-show for the Disney Parks Panel*
The Mad T Party Fandom, after EIGHT YEARS:
So trust me, trust me Darling dear I'm so sincere There's no need to tear Trust me, trust me Honey, do Just like I trust you
The Devil's Carnival (2012)
never trust a scorpion, lest you'd be pricked
“but in my heart, I feel I’m already there”
Barbie in The Nutcracker 🎀 2001
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josh, after finishing an album: I would say I outdid myself, but I'm always this good. So I simply, did myself
Conversations with Boomers: A Metaphor
- Can you stop slapping people across the face?
- It’s just how I was raised! We were taught to be face slappers, so I’m a face slapper.
- Okay, but we’re telling you it’s not acceptable now (not that it was ever acceptable - it’s just the people you slapped didn’t have a platform to ask you to stop before now) so can you please stop?
- You have to understand how hard it is to stop doing something you’ve always done! Can’t you just be patient?
- No! It really hurts and I don’t like it. All I’m asking you to do is to keep your hands to yourself.
- WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN? Why can’t you just accept that I’m a slapper and you’re not?
- BECAUSE YOU SLAPPING ME ONLY HURTS ME.
- Well you’re just too sensitive. In my day, I could slap anyone I wanted to and they didn’t complain.
- Cool, but I’m complaining, and I want you to stop. If you won’t, I will no longer be spending time with you.
- WOW. I’m gonna tell everyone I know what an asshole you are. See if anyone supports your “Anti Slap” movement once they see how unreasonable you are!
It’s the Olympic finals. All the runners are in their blocks, the finish line within view.
But most of the lanes have hurdles, while one lane doesn’t.
Naturally, the person in the hurdle-free lane wins the race. When asked about it after, he dismisses the cries of unfairness from his competitors. “I worked hard to get where I am. If they worked harder, they’d have run faster.”
When the reporter asks about the objective fact that having to clear hurdles makes the race harder, the winner merely shrugs. “I’ve run races with hurdles in the past, and you don’t hear me using it as an excuse.”
No one denies that the winner worked hard to get where he is. He’s an athlete competing in the Olympics, after all. But his race was not made harder by the presence of hurdles, and as a result he has privilege.
Privilege doesn’t mean he hasn’t dealt with injury or missed special moments because of training or been exhausted every day in preparation for the Olympics; it simply means that this race was designed to allow him to win, and to prevent the others from doing so. He didn’t set it up that way, but he didn’t call attention to the unfair setup either.
Working hard allowed him to qualify for the Olympics. Nobody doubts that. But all his competitors worked just as hard. It was privilege that allowed him to win this particular race. And until he learns to recognize his privilege and call out systemic inequity, his win won’t mean a damned thing.
there should be an alternative to marriage where you just ritualistically vow to have an on-again-off-again relationship for as long as you two shall live
ok sure whatever hades and persephone have going on
#divorced but we share custody of the relationship
"why do we even have that lever" is made funnier by the fact there are only 2 levers to begin with (disguised as a pair of tusks on a statue)
i find the implications hilarious:
kronk only had to remember the location of one lever, and couldn't even manage that
but on the other hand, it's easy to get two identical unlabelled levers confused, this one's on yzma tbh
yzma only needed to make one lever to begin with, but she actively chose to turn the second tusk into a functioning trapdoor. she could have just...just not connected the second tusk to anything. it didn't need to have a function
upon reflection, this also answers the question itself: "why do we even HAVE that lever?" it's because yzma herself specifically designed it as a booby trap. "why do we have that lever?" because yzma had it built to keep people out of her secret lair! yzma made the very purposeful choice to put that lever there! and then both she and her inept henchman immediately forgot about her own booby trap! yzma that is YOUR LEVER!!!!!
why do we even have that lever? because you built it yzma. these are the machinations of your own design yzma! YOU ARE TANGLED IN A WEB OF YOUR OWN WEAVING YZMA! YZMA THAT IS YOUR CROCODILE!!!
shout-out to everyone in the notes claiming that kronk pulled the wrong lever on purpose. you are so right, this is the face of a himbo who knows what's up
#the best thing about kronk is that he is very very competent just at nothing in his actual job description #yzma keeps him around so she can be competent-passing in comparison but she is ALSO a dumbass! #dream team