Broccoli Beef & Nunchucks

He/Him INTJ ‘91

[demonicstain]

[demonicstain]

People confound me, like how do you not understand that anything less than a direct order from a superior can be rejected and refused without consequence. Or at least you should be able to. .

[demonicstain]

Mezoti: “Adapting to your absence will be difficult.”

Icheb: “I’ll miss you too”

Star Trek Voyager

S7 E2 Imperfection

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Feeling like the antithesis of Job.

I curse god and he keeps testing me with misfortune. But no matter how shitty things get I refuse to pray to him. Cause fuckhim.

[demonicstain]

In a post-nut clarity decided to add restrictions to my phone to limit my access to adult sites.

[demonicstain]

I crack myself sometimes.

Like, why did I even buy such a ridiculously large and unwieldy wrench that I’m never going to use

Because I saw an anime character swing an even larger wrench this one time and thought that it’d be funny/cool to have.

Also, why does it look like I photoshopped it in every pic I try to take.

[demonicstain]

Jack Daniel’s Tennessee honey, like taking a shot of bottom shelf whiskey followed by a syrup chaser.

Not sure why it feels like I’m drinking two things instead of one awkwardly sweet drink

[hereissomething]

i need to make a shoutout post for the ioway tribe's bee farm products right now

esp this:

THE LOTION BAR.

why do i love it so much? bc it repels mosquitos WAY BETTER THAN BUG SPRAY. Not only does it make ur skin smell like honey, it forms a waxy seal that buggy chompers cant bite through.

it also soothes bug bites, rashes, and itchy skin.

my partner has the Yummy Blood that mosquitos find irresistable. we tried so many repellents, the wristbands, the candles... nothing seemed to keep them away. out of curiosity and desperation, we tried this lotion bar and the results have been life-changing for us. it is EXCEPTIONAL.

if u or someone u know is bug bait, i cannot recommend this tribe's beeswax bar enough. please support native businesses, ditch the bug spray. this stuff works, and smells, way way way better than anything else.

Not to mention they have REALLY GOOD HONEY.

[hereissomething]

its summer again my dudes, self rb bc this shit still slappin and im gettin more🐝

[rfpreiwaphase]

about a year after this post, we did talk to a human over the phone to sort out a technical issue, and they confirmed that the tumblr turn-out saved their business when it went viral

[hereissomething]

i saw this message earlier today and im still gobsmacked.

im so happy i've been crying off and on all day.

thank yall so much for supporting Ioway Bee Farm!!!

[hereissomething]

SWEETGRASS TRADING CO HAS BEEN RUNNING A 50% OFF SALE ON THE SCENTED VERSION ALL SUMMER!!!

IF U EVER WANTED TO TRY IT OUT IN THIS ECONONY NOW IS THE TIME

[cocainemosss]

Look me straight in the eyes and tell me your current music taste isn’t what your father played in the car when you were a kid.

[puzzled-pegasus]

My current music taste isn't what my father played in the car when I was a kid.

[madam-melon-meow]

Is your music taste related to the taste of the person(s) who raised you

Yes

No

Voting ended onAug 20, 2025

[goldensunset]

i love media that confidently spoils itself right from the start!!! i love when stories hold your hand, perhaps even look you in the eye, and gently say ‘this character is going to die. this relationship is doomed.’ but assure you that this is a tale worth hearing because it’s not about the what it’s about the how. yayyyy hehehe 💙

[demonicstain]

Me: I like working in the kitchen cause I don’t have to deal with ppl. And I won’t get in trouble for telling someone to go fuck themselves.

New job my friend lined up for me: “We need someone with great customer service to work on the grill. It’s the only station that directly interacts with guests and we can’t have you brushing ppl off or telling them to go fuck themselves.”

Me: Great 😃

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The Clown: “I’m Afraid.. “

Captain Janeway: “I know.”

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Watching Star Trek: Voyager for the first time.

S2 E15: Threshold

Did Tom Paris just become a Time Lord by achieving Warp 10?

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Finally watched Pretty Woman(1990).

The one thing I that’s been on my mind since is that the general plot for is basically what a lot of ppl like to pretend Cinderella(1950) is.

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I asked DeepSeek about some possible symptoms of depression.

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Take a break from doomscrolling only to see the clock show 1:25. I immediately freak out thinking I just spent the entire day on my phone. Turn to look at the window expecting to see it dark out.

It’s 1PM.

[demonicstain]

Finish making a delivery 🚚 and this kid rides up to me in his little electric car and goes “Excuse me, do you my car”

“Do I like your car? Yeah I like it, it’s Rad.”

Hot mom turns to look at me and smiles.

Why did I have to say “rad”