BLAHHH

The name is Jennifer, I'm 19, and married to my best friend! <3

[ethicalsnoopy]

me trying to be romantic

[niknak79]

[have-hope-baby-blog]

“Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.

Slurp the invisible soup.

Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.

Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.

Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.

Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.

Always pretend to die when they shoot you.

If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.

Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.

Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

[queenbeefygordita-deactivated20]

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

[avodraws]

I am the only one who does this orr…

[the-darkness-returns-deactivate]

you dont even feel it happen

its a sneak attack i swear

[prettylittletexasqueen]

Every. Single. Time.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo via simplesimulation)

[hoodandfabulous-deactivated2014]

[hueypshootin]

[sunp3ach]

okay does anyone else find it kind of strange that dove makes chocolate and body soap

magnum makes condoms and popsicles lol

[littlemisspartyhardy]

Bic makes lighters and school supplies

[yer-mccartney]

Yamaha makes motorbikes and pianos

[truthboutmylies-blog]

I make you sad and sexually frustrated

[prettyoddasnineintheafternoon-d]

I write sins not tragedies

[featherquiills-deactivated20190]

I’m a preacher sweating in the pews

[lovelystarsandmoons]

I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me.

[yourlocalsadbean-deactivated201]

Im just a boy not a hero

[lebada]

Are we human or are we dancer

[milesmoralles-deactivated201710]

“Whatever you end up deciding to be, the best thing I can teach you right now is that there are consequences to our actions.”

-This probably sounds like a really uplifting quote from an inspirational highschool teacher I once had but it’s really just Cory Matthews. (via boymeetsworldgifs)

[gaskartn-blog]

[mikkamariebee]

jiahpleasechill

[bloodclaatpussyclaat]

This is dead child abuse

[nahfamugood-deactivated20180904]

What…

[sistersilky]

Why ….. What are white people doing

[tittled]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo via quail66)

[couragekindnessandmagic]

When people give Elsa crap for being "too sexy" for Disney

It’s like,

have

you

seen

what

Disney

has

done

before?

For gods sake, Ariel had a nude scene.

[giantchicken-deactivated2018050]

YOU ARE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE …!

[fantasylandstation]

yo

[winchester101]

guys i think Jessica Rabbit wins 

[nipahdubs]

[rosiedoll]

[wonderful-wasp]

FOREVER REBLOG

[youtuberfandomships]

I snorted so hard I was not expecting that

[shouldnt]

What is life, o my god

[mermaidwithabooty]

When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

[ofgeography]

when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

[burgrs1994-deactivated20151224]

[sextapes-deactivated20120428]

[clevverbot]

UH NO. EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO FUCKING MAKE A BURGER

FIRST OF ALL, THE PICKLES ARE ALL ON ONE SIDE OF THE FUCKING THING, SO YOU’LL EITHER HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL YOU GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BURGER TO ENJOY THE PICKLES OR YOU’LL HAVE TO FACE THEM HEAD ON WHEN YOU START EATING IT

SECOND, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT KETCHUP DIRECTLY ON THE FUCKING PICKLES THEY’RE ALREADY SOUR ENOUGH, YOU’RE JUST GONNA HAVE A FUCKING OVERLOAD OF FLAVOR AND THOSE PARTICULAR BITES AREN’T GOING TO BE VERY GOOD

AND THIRD, THAT CHEESE IS NOT FUCKING CENTERED ONTO THE FUCKING BURGER YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE LIKE TWO OR THREE BITES WITHOUT CHEESE AND YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE LIKE FIVE BITES WITH TOO MUCH CHEESE BECAUSE IT’S NOT FUCKING CENTERED

I AM DISAPPOINTED SPONGEBOB FIRST YOU CAN’T EVEN FUCKING DRIVE RIGHT, NOW YOU CAN’T EVEN MAKE A FUCKING KRABBY PATTY RIGHT EVEN THOUGH YOU’VE BEEN DOING IT FOR 15 FUCKING YEARS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

[kimpissable]

shhh the pickles are sleeping

[lomlpjms]

i know i have a lot of husbands but i will always have that one husband.. the ultimate husband… the alpha husband

[demonjennifer-blog]

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