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musette22

I'd buy the record [X]

rhulk-kicked-me

Holding hands in the car, and they occasionally raise your hand up to kiss it. Reblog if you agree

yimra-deactivated20250209

frosty-6

all-dwarf campaign

drtanner

It's three days later and I have to re-reblog this because it genuinely looks exactly like every shitty flash animation I loved when I was 15.

Everything about this is perfect.

variksel

i hate you ai art i hate you "unalive" i hate you youtube premium i hate you twitter 8$ checkmark i hate you nfts i hate you therapy app advertisements i hate you non-chronological timelines i hate you instagram reels i hate you subtle tiktok filters that cant be turned off i hate you family bloggers i hate you ads on true crime episodes i hate you facebook i hate you vr glasses on chickens i hate you dystopian social media

huffylemon

hedyke-remaking

cakedupwhiteboy

this scared my cat so bad he bigged his tail about it

sawbf

jaubaius

Wii bowling be like…

lmaonade

download estimates be like 18 BILLION DAYS lol just kidding 13 minutes...

memewhore

collidedscope

the “bad guys” in hallmark movies end up always being the most respectful men ever.

because they will find out their girlfriend of 3 years (that they were about to propose to) went off to a random farm in minnesota, hours away from were the two of them built a life together, and she decided to just… stay there without even consulting him.

and then he decides to take a trip to make sure she’s okay, because this is generally alarming behavior, and then sees that she literally fell in love with her ex within one (1) week- and he wasn’t there, but you can TELL that they’ve made out a couple times.

and then she just strings him along for a few days, until fucking christmas eve, when she just breaks up with him and is like “i know we used to have the same values, but i’ve never loved you. mark makes me happier than you ever did. and you ONLY care about work, whereas i like christmas and fun, like a Good Person.”

and then, after finding out his entire relationship was a lie and he had his life turned upside down in a week and he got dumped on christmas, this guy’s just like “ok yeah that makes sense. i only wish you the best of happiness with mark. i hope you guys build a great life together in christmastreefarmville. thank you for everything.”