Loki's Place of Random Amusement

Ello, I'm Mark, friends call me Loki, and Demonsorrows or Demon_sorrows is usually my ID. I'm an atheist, odd, a smart ass, playful, love humor, I rant, kind but I can get grr just like everyone else, I'm an on/off insomniac, strange,...

[demonsorrows]

Random thoughts: Dance to alter at a wedding="playful" "fun" Repeat at funeral="shameful" "life insurance fraud" People are picky.

[demonsorrows]

ME when playing Planetside 2 because every 10-20 minute a zerg force of new "newbs" players tag along will our platoon/squad and just start blasting with zero regard to team mates in the way. ~Mark “Loki” Phillips (demonsorrows)

[demonsorrows]

Got bored, made this for some friends on facebook because the entire group page was talking about sex xD I think we all do.prefer la petite mort =) ~Mark “Loki” Phillips (demonsorrows)

[demonsorrows]

Made this for one of the @ Midnight hashtag wars. ~Mark “Loki” Phillips (demonsorrows)

[dirtyatheist]

I received this question from Joshua Angell on a YouTube video. This is part of a larger discussion and he asked me to take a “leap of faith”. I informed him that I, like many atheists, have already done so to no avail. I even used to believe but no longer do. He asked:

If you lept to faith...

[demonsorrows]

As usual, I got bored. Someone on FB posted something that sparked this idea to kill boredom. I sent it to her for amusement =P In her honor and reference, it's called "OH MY COD!" ~Mark “Loki” Phillips (demonsorrows)

[proud-atheist]

I don’t want to believe http://proud-atheist.tumblr.com

[proud-atheist]

Notice anything missing from the Pledge of Allegiance ??? http://proud-atheist.tumblr.com

[beben-eleben]

36 Things You Obviously Need In Your New Home

A Fire Pit IN THE POOL

A Door That Turns into a Ping-Pong Table

Chilled Produce Drawers in the Kitchen

A Wine Cellar Trap Door

 A Sleepover Room

A Door Handle That Automatically Turns Off Electricity and Gas When You Leave

A Swing-Set Dining Table

A Built-In TV for the Bathtub

A Glass-Encased Fireplace

 A Loft Hammock

A Hot Tub That Flows from the Inside to Outside

A Huge Round Bedroom Window

A Stained-Glass Door

A Library Staircase/Slide

A Bone-Shaped Pool for Your Dog

[demonsorrows]

one third of me: I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute

one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty

one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people

[proud-atheist]

Christians bible is a drug store http://proud-atheist.tumblr.com

[demonsorrows]

I think we've reached the point where "bacon" should be capitalized and considered a proper noun.

[demonsorrows]

Whenever someone says "it's addictive! Like crack!", my first thought is always "that explains why you're so fucked up. You're so addicted to crackheads you compare them with everything." Now leave me alone. Candy Crush calls to me. Send me a life man. *scratch neck vigorously* I need it, man. I need it bad. ~Mark “Loki” Phillips (demonsorrows)

[demonsorrows]

Death and feet- Hell on Earth

You know why our early ancestors were pissed as all hell? They were walking around without a decent pair of shoes! Stubbing your toes and getting stabbed in the foot from every barely pointy surface. You'd lose your mind. Let's just step out to get my morning scroll so I can relax while I take a sh-MOTHER$@$^En pebbles!" *collapse in agony* They had the world of jagged doom. We have legos to fear :| "I just cut my foot the hell up trying to chase your damn goats!" *burn village down and use the skins of people to make decent coverings to protect from pebbles.. A year later steps on a pine needle* :|  "BURN TROY!!! BURN IT!!!" ~Mark “Loki” Phillips (demonsorrows)

[demonsorrows]

Use boredom to learn useful things. ~Mark “Loki” Phillips (demonsorrows)

[demonsorrows]

Commented on a friend's video she shared.. which lead me to making this real quick for her amusement and my own. Not perfect, I know. But, hope you enjoy anyway HA!           ~Mark “Loki” Phillips (demonsorrows)

[demonsorrows]

My teen sister was staring at her phone looking through tumblr. She did the brain dead "huhuh uhuuhhuhuh." :| Immediately I made this and showed it to her. "This is you.  I told you that Idiocracy was a prophecy about your generation, not hundreds of years from now. Congrats on proving that for me"               ~Mark "Loki" Phillips (demonsorrows)