you are not the sun

Amber. 23. Dogs. Industrial/Organizational Psychology. Gemini, but the good kind.

[kristina100000]

girl you look so fine but why does it say shutterstock stock images over your face 😂

[such-justice-wow]

This just gives me vibes of that catfish episode where they reverse search the girls pics and it’s a porn star and the guys like “I don’t mind if she does porn” and they’re like :/

[princess-leia-eats-dogs]

i just wanna fuck in the middle of the day with my window open ya feel

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[snommelp]

[zombierightsadvocate]

Someone: hires a woman

Men: “THIS IS LITERAL OPRESSION”

[spacemonkeyg78]

The automatic assumption that recruiting women equals hiring less qualified people is some serious sexism at work.

[perfuckedtion]

Today I’m wearing a lovely shade of I slept like shit so don’t piss me off

[andreablog2-deactivated20220425]

Pale people cant wear adidias jackets without looking like they look like they huff gasoline in czechoslovakia

[theskabouncer]

That is exactly the look I’m going for

[anaphcra]

what if we kissed 🤪😳 at the mcr reunion concert 🤭🖤 (and we’re both girls 🤔👀)??

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

what if we kissed 🤪😳 at the mcr reunion concert 🤭🖤 (and we’re both boys 🤔👀)??

[berrymil-k]

what if we missed 🤪😳 the mcr reunion concert 🤭🖤 (bc were both broke 🤔👀)??

[mythwords]

[shitpostgenerator]

pasta fucks

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

I believe they call themselves “Italians”

[theheadandthehearttt]

Me: one of you… is the murderer

Everyone: *starts sweating*

Me: (unable to tell who’s guilty) a sauna was a bad place to hold this meeting

[animusrox]

Reese with her spoons…

[timbllr]

[feelboss]

me: i’m fine

internally: *the tunnel scene from willy wonka*

[straightboyfriend]

mike’s hard bubble tea

[emeraldfoxface]

It’s just marbles

[danger]

[okay]

me

[waterdnp]

there were a lot of things i expected to happen this halloween but mcr coming back was definitely not one of them

[daydreamingcreativity-deactivat]

Long Car Rides

[brennyboydurie]

Other people: uh so boring

Me, a maladaptive daydreamer: oh this is a blessing let me just listen to music and stare at my window while my mind slips away into my alternate reality