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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Xuebing Du

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oozey mess
Claire Keane
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cherry valley forever

shark vs the universe
taylor price
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

roma★
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trying on a metaphor
One Nice Bug Per Day
Sade Olutola
todays bird
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@demspookyskeletons
Any imperial citizens killed by a drone strike will be posthumously declared daedra
Non-Boring Environments that need Fantasy Representation
Tropical Rainforests
Scrubland/Dry Forests. For extra effect make them the sort that burn very often; some native plants never germinate until after a fire, and some animals not only rely on fire to smoke out prey, but may even start them themselves.
Savannas/Tropical Grasslands
Temperate Rainforests. I almost didn’t include this bc New Zealand is covered in them, and that’s where they filmed Lord of the Rings. But tbh, no one really knows about them, so it belongs here
Taiga Forests
Barren Tundra, perfect for some extreme seasonal dichotomy
Polar Ice Sheets
Desert-Grasslands (arguably the same as Scrubland but Australia’s good at adding its own twists)
Barren Desert
If you like Cacti, look at American Deserts like the Sonoran
Salt Flats
Soda Lakes and Alkaline Lakes
Madagascar’s Karst Limestone Formations
Madagascar’s Spiny Forests
Madagascar’s Baobab Forests
Madagascar’s Subhumid Forests (Madagascar is cool as hell ok)
Danxia Landforms
Badlands/Mountainous Deserts
Steppes and Highland Prairies
Flood Basalts
Newly-Formed Islands, still rife with Volcanic activity
Now for Underwater Environments, sure Coral Reefs are cool.
But there are SO MANY other kinds of environments for aquatic settings, it’s unbelievable:
Seaside Cliffs
Archipelagos. Not just Tropical Island chains like Polynesia (Moana anyone?) but also Coldwater Archipelagos like the Aleutians.
Tidal Flats
Bayous/Cypress Swamps
Tropical River Basins, AKA Seasonally Flooded Rainforests
Mangrove Swamps/Deltas/Beaches
Kelp Forests
The Open Ocean
Coastal Seabeds
Rocky Beaches with Tidepools
And there are a LOT more I could name but this post is already obscenely long as is, if you’d like to toss in your own go right ahead, but my point is if you limit yourself to European Deciduous Forests you’re a wimp.
finding out that the beginning scenes in Elf were all shot in forced perspective to make Buddy seem giant makes this movie even better kLJASLKDFJ
Guys watch out this ambient album is meant to simulate the experience of being at an airport, do not listen to it unless you are mentally prepared to be at an airport!!!
i got violent flashbacks from this image alone
*piano music intensifies*
Ratio of Bigfoot Sightings Throughout History to USPS Collection Boxes Currently in a State Resized by the Total Number of Girls Given the 25th Most Popular Girls Name in That State in 1969.
by @calahan_riley
The Mercury Pool screen saver, from Windows XP Plus!
ok . . sorta lit
cowboy themed restaurant where theres always a guy playing piano and every other time someone enters through the swinging saloon doors they bang on the keys and everyone goes quiet and stares at them until theyre seated
theres always a lone cowboy on staff that shows up when a guest has a birthday n they put on a big show like theyre robbing the joint n they challenge the birthday person to a duel but they both got those lil funny guns with the pop out sign that says BANG!
shots cost a nickel but u gotta trade in 5 dollars for 5 nickels so it feels like ur in cowboy times but really ur paying out the ass for fireball in an authentically spit-shined shot glass that probably still has the stink of the last 6 guys’s lips that drank from it
only thing on the menu is steak & beans
I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back
I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”
“OHH you’re following me, oUUhhh I didn’t know that!”
It brings me such joy that people seem to have always done the *sputters and blows raspberries like you’re having a stroke* thing when they stammer
Does it age me to admit that I still use “Nuts!” (Though I’m not in black and white)
ALL WE NEED IS A FELLA WHO… CAN, UH
LEARN A COUPLE ‘A…. LINES….
put the demoman wherever you please
this is fucked up
*ascending slide whistle*
*descending slide whistle*
*several xylophone notes*
*wet “splat” noise*
“There!”
звуки секса с моей неудачной женой
*wheeze*
EEEY, the Guy from Moscow, baby, and today I'm serious. NUCLEAR fuckin' WAR; IMMINENT, no question about it. What you guys gotta do is START NATIONALIZIN' YOUR SHIT, START JOININ' THE PACT, fuckin EVERYTHING. LISTEN YOU SKINNY FUCKIN KOLKHOZNIK. I get 87 medals a minute. Just got an EMAIL from fuckin' ASSHOLE, REVISIONIST over at WWW DOT PIZZA HUT AND PERESTROIKA DOT COM. I'm f-
This is such a fucking funny way to write “I was almost killed today”