bless i can't write anything straightforward or normal to save my life
33. Celebrity/Fan AU (modern AU, singer Obi-Wan)(1.8k)
Obi-Wan had only wanted to cook, really.
Heād decided on Tuesday night that he would take Friday off as a sort of self-care day. He needed it. In the midst of a world tour, finally with a week to breathe back in his home city, heād wanted to relax for a day. One day without music or an audience of any kind, just him in an apartment filled mostly with dusty counters and almost expired foods.
He loves his fans, because of course he loves his fans. He loves the fact that people relate to what he writes enough to listen to his albums, although he has gone through several different sounds over the course of his career. He loves that he can be 39 and still touring the world, even though he started his career as a 13-year-old-child-actor turned teen-pop-sensation turned serious musician turned perhaps-washed-up-serious-musician turned very-much-serious-musician-actually-this-time.
If not for his fans, he wouldnāt be able to afford this house on the outskirts of his town. He wouldnāt be able to boast his performances in three-fourths of the worldās major cities. He wouldnāt be able to continue to have a career. No. He loves his fans.
Itās just that sometimes he doesnāt. Sometimes he just wants peace and quiet, a moment to himself, where he can float away without concerning himself with the flow of the setlist, the timing of the encore, the lyrics and rhythms of songs he wrote a decade ago when he was practically a different person.
Itās just such a shame that Obi-Wan leaves the handle of the wooden spoon too close to the stoveās open flame when he stirs and adjusts the heat to low for an hour so he can go soak off his stress in the bath.
Itās just such a shame that the smoke alarms from the kitchen cannot be heard over the music heās playing in the master bath.
Obi-Wan sinks beneath the water, enjoying the unyielding pressure. He doesnāt want to retire, he tells himself. He has so many more songs to write. Sure, he hasnāt written an actual good song in two years and people are starting to notice. Sure, the intense scrutiny is driving him up the wall and killing anything creative that heās ever harbored in his soul. Sure, his muscles and bones ache and he had almost had a breakdown the other day when he first walked through the door of his home and couldnāt remember if there was a bathroom on the first floor, but.
But he doesnāt want to retire yet. He just has to admit heās waning, even to himself. Whatever inspiration he had has been used up or otherwise escaped. All he has now to his name are songs that have already been sung.
He doesnāt know how long he spends in the bath, really. Long enough that the album changes twice. Long enough that his fingers prune up and his eyes grow lax. Long enough that he tells himself that no matter how soothing the lavender essence is, it would be very dangerous for him to fall asleep in the bath because the news articles alone would be enough to raise him from the dead only to strike him down again.
(Long enough for the wooden spoonās handle next to the pot to catch on fire. Long enough for that fire to burn down to the oil on the spoon itself. Long enough for the dishtowel it was resting on to ignite as well.)
The smoke alarm clues in before Obi-Wan does.
Luckily, Obi-Wan had paid extra for a smoke alarm that, when registering a certain threshold of smoke, sends a notification to the closest fire department.
Luckily, this all happens while Obi-Wan is unaware, but before he becomes in peril.
He actually remains unaware of the whole thing right up until the moment a fully-suited firefighter kicks through the door of his bathroom.
Thatās when he jerks up, very unceremoniously. āFucking Chr--what?ā he shouts, raising a hand to cover his exposed chest for reasons unknown.
āObi--??ā the masked firefighter starts to say, in something akin to shock, but like Obi-Wan is going to give ground here and now. Heās cornered the market on shock on this occasion, thanks much.
āWhat the--ā
āYour house is on fire!ā the man yells over him, looking around the bathroom wildly until he sees a fluffy off-white bathrobe hanging by a hook near the door. He throws it at Obi-Wan, who just catches it before it can get wet.
āMy house is what?ā Obi-Wan splutters, standing automatically to put on the piece of clothing. The helmet of the firefighter turns away to give him privacy. Despite himself, he finds it rather endearing. He ties the belt around his waist tightly, stepping out of the tub.
As soon as heās out of the water, the other man swoops him up and over his shoulder. Obi-Wan lets out a scream which heāll probably be absolutely mortified about later.
But now, whatās more distressing is the way his body is responding to the hold heās been placed in. Heās thirty-nine years old. Heās definitely too old for this. He should definitely know better than to be even slight aroused by such a display of...strength and stalwartness and--
The man walks him out of the bathroom and the very first thing he notices is the heat that hits his skin. āOh!ā he whimpers and then yells wordlessly in absolute panic as he realizes what this heat must mean. His house is on fire. Actual fire. Actually on fire. Thereās a fireman here. Because his house is on fire.
Heās only a little ashamed to admit that thereās a fair amount of thrashing that happens immediately upon this realization.
Enough so, in fact, that the firefighter transfers him from over his shoulder to cradled in his arms, so as to hold tightly against the movement of his limbs. āStop--moving!ā the man says irritably. Obi-Wan wants to tell him to work on his bedside manner, seeing as how his house is on fire, but he doesnāt have time before they descend the stairs and he can see the actual flames.
The stairs themselves are fine, which makes sense. Hot air rises. The dining room, parlor, and entryway look like theyāre absolutely covered in fire though, so really his fireman was just in time to save him.
The smoke is acrid against the back of his throat, and Obi-Wan buries his face against the textured shoulder of his rescuer's uniform just so he doesnāt have to look or breathe the air, although he feels the smoke already working its way through his lungs. Well. That might just be his imagination.
Theyāre out of the house in a matter of seconds, and Obi-Wanās eyes water immediately at the difference in air quality.
The man whoās been carrying him sets him down gently on the lip of the fire truck, far enough away from the house that heās not in any danger--though most of the place is fine still--but close enough that someone can keep an eye on him. He doesnāt know why he hadnāt remembered to grab his phone. That phone was very important. Hopefully the other firefighters will be able to stop the fire before it reaches his bathroom.
His firefighter seems intent on hovering close to him, even as there's a fire raging in the background. Obi-Wan supposes that there's around five firefighters on his property, including the one in front of him. The other four should probably be able to handle it, whether or not the fifth decides to join in or stay hovering around Obi-Wan like he's a sickly orphan.
āAre you okay?ā An earnest voice asks him from under the helmet.
Obi-Wan opens his mouth to say heās fine, that at most he just feels like an idiot for being stranded outside in his bathrobe as a group of public service officials fight a fire he certainly, most likely, probably caused.
But he starts to cough instead, and his firefighter steps forward immediately, placing one hand on his back and the other on his chest, both beneath his robe. He hopes the man can't feel his shiver. That would be even more mortifying than his current situation.
āDo you even know what youāre doing?ā Obi-Wan wheezes after the coughs have passed. The helmet the man is wearing only shows a quarter of his face, but he looks awfully boyish. āArenāt you a little young to be a firefighter?ā
āDeep breaths, please,ā the man (boy?) tells him, which isnāt a proper response. āThereās an ambulance already on the way--itās protocol, sir--but yes, Iām trained in emergency medical response.ā
āA man of many talents,ā Obi-Wan says dazedly, rubbing a hand against his chest where it aches as he watches a few men run around his house with a house. āAnd here all I can do is sing.ā
āHopefully you still can, sir,ā his firefighter responds. āOnly Iāve got tickets for your show in two days, and my little sister has been excited for weeks over this.ā
Obi-Wan laughs despite himself. Heās sure it sounds at least a little bit hysterical. āWould you like me to dedicate a song for you? The man who saved my life?ā
Even the helmet can't hide the nice shade of red his firefighter blushes at those words.
āWhatās your name?ā Obi-Wan asks, smoothing down his still-damp hair. It feels important to know his name. It feels just as important to look his best, given the circumstances.
The firefighter ducks his head and takes off his helmet. Obi-Wan wonders if the man should be going back to work, or if heās been assigned victim duty. Either way, Obi-Wan isnāt going to complain, definitely not after his firefighter shakes out his hair and turns to face him with a sheepish grin stretching across a handsome face. āāM Anakin,ā he says. āItās nice to meet you, Mr. Kenobi.ā
Obi-Wan is awfully aware that heās dressed only in his bathrobe in front of a very pretty firefighter who seems to know who he is--who seems to have tickets for his upcoming show. āCall me Obi-Wan,ā he tells him, already trying to remember his managerās phone number so that he can bump Anakin and his sisterās tickets up to the VIP section. Itās the least he can do, after all. Anakin had just saved his life.
āWish it was under better circumstances,ā Anakin says with a shy sort of twist of his mouth. Obi-Wan gets the impression that it isnāt just his little sister thatās been excited for his concert. An impression that is solidified quickly as Anakin tacks on, āIām a huge fan of your work.ā
Obi-Wan laughs incredulously at this, at the entire situation, at the man in front of him, at the fact that some part of his brain has started composing a song the second his firefighter had smiled at him in his bathrobe with his tired face and wet hair, kitchen burning his house down because heād forgotten basic fire-safety rules in favor of his own self-care soak.
āWell,ā he says, patting his firefighterās knee, āI donāt have to tell you that Iām a huge fan of your work as well.ā
I have just listened to "El Tango de Roxanne" and I am in love with Ewan McGregor's singing and I am imagining many scenarios of OBIKIN with him singing. I don't have the narrating/artistic talent nor the video editing skills to make any videos, fanart or fanfiction. Somebody please help!
Edit: Oh my, I am listening to "Come What May" š« ššš
Hi, this is my first time sharing a fanfic prompt, not sure how to do it or if there's a specific way to do it right. This is just an idea with suggestions. You are the creator, you decide if you give anything or how much to give.
SoundofMusic!AU where Obi-wan is hired as a private tutor for Ahsoka as the eldest daughter of Captain (or General) Anakin Skywalker and his younger twins, Luke and Leia. Obikin age gap is significantly shorter, Padme died during the twins' birth, the naz*s are the Empire, uncle Max is R2, the housekeeper is 3PO, the butler is Vos and he flirts with an oblivious Obi-wan infuriating the emotionally constipated and possessive Captain, slowish burn, lots of pining, mpreg would be great, they might end up with 7 kids in the epilogue, the rest could be Ben, Cody, Rex, and Rey. The nuns, or monks in this case, are the rest of the Jedi, reverend mother is Yoda, the mean one is Mace and so on. Obi-wan can be shy and clueless sometimes but still sassy and clever, and flirts with all the adults without really meaning to, very sarcastic when he calls Anakin Captain/General and Anakin loves it but is in denial. No singing necessary. They live in Naboo, Anakin travels to Coruscant (in place of Vienna), then they escape to Alderaan while Obi-wan is pregnant with their first mutual biological child. Hurt/Comfort please. No whumps if possible. I don't much care for smut but I don't mind some. I do love fluff and banter. Bit of dark romance undertones if you like, maybe light dom/sub dynamics with a bratty sub Obi-wan. Prefered place to read is Ao3. Thank you!