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#introductory post #tadc #hellaverse #intro post #trans #neurodivergent #audhd #kreechur's crazy kontinuations #kreechur's crazy art #kreechur's crazy ramblings

vergils-beloved

walking into the kitchen to find your f/o spraying whipped cream from the can straight into their mouth

#vox #he would do this #kreechur's crazy kontinuations

zoesupreme

well the thing is that's an extremely reasonable concern

kreechurthecrazykat

I mean to be fair this is Robert "Starred in Twilight and openly expressed how much he hated it the entire time despite the fact that it was and probably always will be his signature role" Pattinson so like you can't blame him for being cautious

#kreechur's crazy kontinuations

beardedmrbean

letshareapapou

Tech : *deep sigh*

Everyone : *sweatdrop*

smallpwbbles

I thought I had gotten over it but naaaah, whoever’s watching for the first time tomorrow GOD FUCKING SPEED

empeydids

Let’s talk about Alastor. Buckle in, this one is a doozy. This has been a long time coming, but thanks to @mak3morn for inspiring me to finish this.

Note: This deals with some pretty heavy content including racism and mentions of sexual assault. Full disclosure, I am mixed-race but not black. I did my best to contextualize the information thoughtfully and factually in an effort to help others understand this character. I find him to be extremely fascinating and the richness of his character deserves attention and care. Take care when reading!

Alastor lived and died within the Jim Crow era of racial segregation in the south. He was born around the turn of the century and based on the design of his clothing and background he likely died around 1930-1935 and he was in his late thirties to possibly very early 40s. His heyday would have actually been closer to the 1920s, when prohibition laws were in full swing and massive shifts in the music scene led to the birth of the blues and jazz. New Orleans was something of an enigma, despite the religious piety and traditional culture, hidden speakeasies and mixed-race clubs dotted the city, always toeing the line between ravenous customers and the threat of police raids.

Slavery continued to be a very real and looming presence in Alastor’s life. Having only been legally abolished in 1865, he was barely one generation removed from the last of Louisiana’s emancipations. He would have personally known people who were slaves, possibly even his own family members.

Alastor’s skin color appears to be a bit lighter than the other black people around him. The history of interracial relationships in Louisiana is unique because of its ties to French colonisation. Louisiana Creole, broadly-speaking, is an ethnolinguistic group of people descended from Europeans, Indigenous populations, and the African diaspora. The echoes of a French practise known as Plaçage (coming from “placer”--which means something like “to place with”) was a practise in the late 18th century or so where european men entered into something similar to a common-law marriage with free African women. These interracial couplings were a practical solution to a problem that plagued colonists during the early stages of settlement. The colonies were rough places and living there was hard work, European women were just not interested in getting on a dirty, cramped boat for weeks to live in such brutal conditions. If you wanted companionship, sex, or maybe a little family, your best bet was to enter into one of these so-called “left-handed” marriages, at least until you made some money and found yourself a “proper” (i.e. European) wife.

The practice died out in the early 1800s but the impact followed and likely influenced future generations even through the racial segregation era that was soon to follow. This means that the population of Louisiana was vibrantly mixed long before Alastor’s time. I believe that based on the time period, his skin colour, and some small hints about his parentage– Alastor’s father was likely a white man who was not legally allowed to live with or claim Alastor as his own. Under Jim Crow, the “one-drop” rule meant that Alastor for all intents and purposes was a negro, and subject to the harsh segregation practices regardless of his mixed heritage. The question of how he fit into the community might not have been so clear. Who do you belong to when you are neither fully black nor white?

If Alastor’s mother was darker-skinned than him, it would have become increasingly clear that he didn’t quite belong to her world– and yet she was likely his refuge and safe place in every way. A white father would have been so incredibly alien from what he was used to, he would have spoken differently, dressed and carried himself differently. It would have become glaringly obvious where he stood in comparison to this. This being said, Alastor’s mother likely raised him all on her own, probably working her fingers to the bone to give him things like piano lessons. I like to think that during this point in his life, Alastor still spoke and behaved more like his mother. I bet they spent long nights cuddling and listening to the radio. I believe he was very attached to her, and possibly the only person he has ever loved.

We see this influence in his interactions with men and women. The women in Alastor’s life tend to be “safe”, where he is the least guarded and aggressive version of himself (both in his life and afterlife.) He does not see them as inherently threatening, even when they hold enormous personal power, like Rosie, who he seems to regard more as an obstacle. His interactions with men, however, are much different, for a series of complicated reasons.

As Alastor would have come of age, he likely noticed two things. The first being that the more he “acted” white, the more opportunities he got. He probably spent hours practising the Mid-Atlantic dialect he’s so well-known for. It probably drew the ire of those in the black community who felt that he wasn’t “black enough” to really belong. Would they have chastised him for “putting on airs” and making himself out to be “better” than everyone? Sacrificing the community he grew up with may have seemed like a just cause to scrape together a better life for himself and his mother. As he developed his voice, others must have noticed how lovely he sounded– and what better career for someone who doesn’t want to be seen, but heard…than radio? Radio was the equalizer of Alastor’s existence. The one place where he could successfully reconcile and hold all the pieces of himself at once. It’s no mystery as to why he’s so attached to radio, it liberated him dramatically from the constraints of his life as a mixed-race individual.

The second was that he, perhaps seemingly overnight, caught the eye of everyone around him because (let’s be real here) he’s strikingly pretty. He’s willowy and graceful, has a dazzling smile, warm brown eyes, and a shock of curls neatly piled on his head. He’s a talented piano player, a lovely singer and loves to drink and dance. What a catch he would be! He likely also noticed that he was catching the eye of men… white men, to be specific. The hypersexualization of black populations to justify the exploitation of black bodies was (and is) alive and well during this time, and white men who were inclined to seek other men likely felt that Alastor was novel and exotic, as well as feminine enough to counteract and rationalize their internal homophobia.

His blackness made him a very explicit target and he had to be acutely aware of this. He was in an extremely precarious and dangerous position. As he was permitted to access more and more spaces he would not normally be allowed into (due to increasing fame and “pretty privilege”), the more eyes leered…wayward hands “accidentally” brushed against him, drunken strangers might wrap around his shoulders and suggest they “go someplace a little quieter”. It’s hard to imagine that some of these men didn’t attempt to take him by force. Perhaps some even succeeded.

Alastor’s attachment to his mother (and the likelihood of an absent father) tells us that his formative experiences with men framed them as “takers”. Men show up when they want something, then disappear. Attention and love is conditional. Not giving men (especially white men) what they want results in violence. Men always want something from you, and will say anything to get it. Men especially want things from black people. Men clearly want Alastor’s body. He is not going to allow any part of himself to be taken if he can help it.

We see this dramatic difference in male-on-male dynamics with Alastor in every way once he’s dead. His form of self-preservation focuses entirely on fortifying himself so fully as to avoid any possibility of another male overpowering him. Remember– he doesn’t tend to see women as threatening. He makes a (bad) deal with the first demon he can make contact with to secure an extremely powerful position in hell, and spends a lot of time in what I can only describe as managing some kind of infernal pecking order– he spends all of his time identifying, stalking and devouring those who he perceives as a potential overtaker. His first instinct when entering a room is to seek and destroy whomever he thinks is the strongest male in the room. Despite his cunning and patient predatory behaviour, he sometimes loses the plot and tries taking on someone who is way out of his league (case in point: Adam; Lucifer.)

The details about Alastor’s existence in the afterlife are not so baffling when you focus in. Mostly, they are heartbreaking and reveal a rich character who lived and died in an unforgiving time and place. He was targeted for being an feminine-looking black man. People made it clear to him that they felt entitled to his body. He learned that staying safe meant he needed to be affable. He learned to hide behind a smile at all times.

He is a person defined by liminal spaces. He straddles the line between so many different states: black and white identity. Femininity and masculinity. Sexuality and asexuality. Modernity and tradition. Control and powerlessness. Privilege and marginalization. Predator and prey. Never quite existing fully in one state, always balancing to achieve his goals and avoid danger.

He lived so much of his life being targeted– sometimes from his own community, often from the law, and always from the people who could give him the most power. The target he was born with was his skin color.

The man who railed against being prey by becoming a predator met his fitting end through a hole in his skull compliments of the hunter who mistook him for a deer. His daily reminder of what he will always be– a target, is visible any time he looks in the mirror. His perpetual smile stitched in place, mocking him, unable to frown even if he wanted to. Men still leering at him–wanting things from him everywhere he turns.

The most ruthless punishment of all: his dark skin colour gone, now some sickly greige, far from the warm, dark tone he had in life. The thing that defined his entire time on earth and his final connection with his mother, stripped in a brutal cosmic sentence. This to me, seems like his true tragedy.

(Author’s note: I know that the character design got a slightly darker skin tone in season 2, but it’s still not QUITE as dark nor warm as his human skin tone was– enough so that he doesn’t read as black when people see him in his demon form. If anything, I think he’s just deer-coloured.)

utilitycaster

I know I've made this post before but like. every time.

fan of heroic character: I like heroic character

someone who doesn't like heroic character, untagged, on their own blog: I don't like heroic character

fan of heroic character: 👍ok I do

fan of villainous character: BEWARE I like VILLAINS. I'm WEIRD. I'm a WEIRDO. I'm a SICK FUCK and PROUD OF IT. I don't CARE if you can't MATCH MY FREAK.

someone who doesn't like villainous character, untagged on their own blog: I don't like villainous character

fan of villainous character: i can't believe that I am being SILENCED and ATTACKED for my love of my widdle meow meow. You must all be MONSTROUS BIGOTS for disliking the sweetest little baby who ever existed? I'm going to tell my mommy on you? This has ruined me. How can I ever recover. Did you know that when you don't like someone's favorite character it's like you personally broke their kneecaps. You are going to go to Christian Hell, which is real, for your unforgivable acts of cruelty. Normalize loving my little guy!!!!!! They have never done anything wrong jk but not really!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to DIE because you KILLED ME by NOT LIKING MY FAVORITE CHARACTER how do you FEEL ABOUT THAT.

markatoto

we just found out doing this typically hurts the human body

kreechurthecrazykat

Skill issue

#tw gore #tw explosion #tw skeleton #kreechur's crazy kontinuations

ankle-beez

what if the digital circus finale that premieres on youtube is completely different from the one that got screened in theaters, causing everyone to go to war over which version of the episode is the correct and canon one

kreechurthecrazykat

#kreechur's crazy kontinuations

puddingandp1

it's almost show time.

t4tvampireisms

FREE MY ETHNIC GIRLIES FROM RHINOPLASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR NOSE BUMP IN FINE LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

t4tvampireisms

YOUNG BROWN AND BLACK GIRLS: IGNORE THE WHITE INFLUENCER TELLING YOU TO GET BOTOX OR A NOSE JOB!!!!! YOUR FACE IS BEAUTIFUL AND YOU ARE WORTHY OF LOVE JUST AS YOU ARE ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

#you have to stop doing it #angels are losing their wings #the sun is losing its rays and the ocean is losing its waves #<-prev

lindleland

there is so much to unpack in this clip

lindleland

catasters

catsithkelpie

I cannot describe how much I laughed at this.

Sound is VERY important.

#relax lil bro no-one's gonna take it from you 😭#kreechur's crazy kontinuations

sleepnoises

okay you know that scan/photo of a teen girl’s diary entry that goes like “wore yellow dress today. chris keeps trying to talk to me even though he KNOWS i’m not interested! ugh! man landed on moon.” anyway that’s the mood

skinhorses

sleepnoises

THIS person is valid, as is their grandmother

ukulelekatie

I keep thinking about this post as I check in on the Artemis II mission throughout the day in between doing my normal tasks. My texts to my girlfriend look like “Aw man I was making pasta for dinner and I dropped the box and now there’s macaroni all over the floor. Houston and Integrity Crew are go for translunar injection by the way”

vyvilha

i think i don't really vibe with most other fans of my favorite male characters is because they usually depict them too much of a man, and i am not interested in men, i am interested in The Character. and i am not saying that they should depict them as women, or nonbinary, or should depict them as feminine, no, not at all. but there's like, you know, you can depict a male character as The Character, and you can depict them as The Man. do you get me? like, i go to the fandom looking for art and fics, and it's just, regardless of his actual characterization, it's all just fantasizing about some kind of an abstract dominant patriarch, wearing my favorite character's face. it may be the most totally-wouldnt-have-normal-relationships (and sometimes even would-literally-abuse-you) kind of guy, and you join a dedicated space for his fans, and all they talk about is how they want to marry and start a tradcore 50s style nuclear family with him. it can be a guy who's arrogance and attempts of domination are explicitly shown to be a facade that hide the fact that he's actually kind of a massive pathetic wet loser, and you go to his fics, and they're all depicting him as a caricaturish daddy dom. at this point it's like, do you even like the character at all, or do you just like The Man, and project this man onto whatever character you find visually attractive? and these people kind of, really really poison actual discussion of the character, who is kind of a fucked up evil person (i only like *those* types, so im talking about them) because they see analysis of the actual character as an attack on their fantasized daddy dom husband, who is actually isn't The Character at all, and is simply a face of the day for The Man