25f seeking lentil dahl

Petit patate

[neuro-light]

[localtiktoks]

[darth-pickles]

The true meaning of boys will be boys

[thevampireauthoress]

This is an arachnid

[pleasedontsqueezetheshhh]

[spritzeal]

straight men be like “Oh i love women” but then the only women they like are skinny long-haired girls age 18 - 25

fake fans smfh

[lioncalledparsley]

#oh you love women??? name three of their albums

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

A MOTHER STANDS TALL WATCHING FOR THREATS AS HER NEWBORN CALF STRUGGLES TO STAND UP

[dismagazine-blog]

[pigeony]

what if you’re giving birth to twins and it’s the end of daylights savings day and the older twin was born first but the second twin travels back in time and is born an hour before the first twin, would that be fucked up or what.

[auckie]

[biganimetiddiesbitch]

ambulance in my neighborhood: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My dog: Oh shit! Oh shit it’s a bop

[marxisforbros]

[theweirdwideweb]

[nostalgia-2000]

[depsidase]

[parspicle]

hey my little brother just sent me this and I’m kinda crying 

[kaijuno]

Choose your fighter

[denimtowel]

I’m months away from entering my late twenties yet here I am cry-laughing over Shen Yun memes on my bed

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Some girl in my class was talking about McDonald’s shamrock shakes and this yeehaw dude in cowboy boots said they suck and then he looked me in the eyes and said “what you’re gonna do is go to Arby’s, and get yourself a mint chocolate chip shake.” And he said it with such authority and certainty that I did so as soon as I got in my car

[racial]

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

[racial]

i have to pee