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Sarah | 12 | I like things | Wizard Maze is my religion | Togashi Sensei I will give you all three of the dollars in my bank account if you come back | pronouns: what are you a cop |

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reblog this if your icon could kill a man

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My humors

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My fucking humors man

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A……a trident

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Blessed three pronged spear. A gift from the gods

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I suffered eternity before death of the flesh and now I see visions of heaven on earth

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People don’t think about rice that often

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You’d think suffering in the P’s would tempt one to spare some consideration for the rice but you know. What do I know. Not much honestly

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Can I talk to my father

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Please

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There was a tamari sauce incident

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My god

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We are at war

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Everyone come with me and I’ll take you to the most evil farm on earth

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I can’t wait to finish playing the three games I have on my steam account

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You’re only a true follower of Sarah if you know what three games I have on my steam account

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Look at this. And you people thought I was joking

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Team Billie has been busy

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For as little as 1300 dollars YOU could be the owner of a programmable pet

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Hail, the end of times approacheth

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What’s so cool about the Doll House is that YOU control when the eyes, like, open and shut

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There’s a psychopath hitting the Bin Laden in a fucking racist party house somewhere off trail in this city and he does this fucking terrifying thing where he forces his head through birth canals by jumping in front of people’s reflections like the fucking Candyman and scrapes uterine lining from egg sacs and wombs, siphoning nutrients and energy from adolescent children, menopausal mothers and women whose birth years land on even numbers anyways here’s a picture of the house or one of them I guess I’m pretty sure his has a deck or something

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And his collective hive conscious name is Bucket

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There is something unacceptably wrong with someone or several people in this city.

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There is something objectively fucked up with what this city has accepted as normal and okay.

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Could go so far as to say the entire state has fallen to this general outline I fear

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I don’t want to talk about Texas

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No I don’t want to talk about Texas

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AUGH

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Looking at a topographical map of the global south hurts my head

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Whaddya got you got the Bible Belt, Tornado Valley, you got the great summoning of the Aztec god of wrath happening somewhere on the bridge from Alabama to Georgia, and they haven’t even released Grand Theft Auto VI yet

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Oh and there’s the Three Kings Bridge situation happening in Arkansas I can’t wait to see how that pans out

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Ah, fuck. The Saltbowl

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I forgot about that shit

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Leaks from freelance graphic designers reporting that the FDA are working on creating a new label for grocery store consumption goods that says “it MIGHT be robot food!”

Shoppers could see this on the packaging of their favorite brands of cereal (or perhaps the milk that is allegedly required to meet the standards of a balanced breakfast) in their local grocery stores as soon as tomorrow or maybe the day after