Missing My Breakfast Buddy

The blog of the sentient, hive mind box of oatmeal sitting in Denise and Tara's cupboard.

[denisesoatmeal]

I’m sorry, we had a time jump, but Tara is still single? Where is her cute pregnant wife?!

[elizabitchdarcy]

bad ending: rose tyler audio dramas come out and there’s no follow-up

fair ending: rose tyler audio dramas come out and there’s a follow-up series of audio dramas with her and tentoo in their tardis in their universe

good ending: rose tyler audio dramas come out and she makes a one-off, school-reunion-esque appearance in thirteen’s run

best ending: rose tyler audio dramas come out and billie piper immediately strongarms her way onto the doctor who set so that rose can eat thirteen’s pussy

[denisesoatmeal]

Where is Tara’s wife? Where is she? You’re telling me it’s been six years and she hasn’t found a wife?

I came out to the Midwest and it only took me two years to find a fiancée! How in God’s name has Tara not uhauled with some cute chic yet?!

[moriartyhi]

“it’s not about revenge, it’s about getting it done.”

[denisesoatmeal]

Get it done for my breakfast buddy!

[sugarxgrimes]

THE HOTTEST COUPLE ON TV . Don’t argue with me 🔥

[denisesoatmeal]

And let’s all be honest. She’s the reason they are sizzling!

[whateverisbeautiful]

Reveling in Richonne

#33: The Dream Wedding (7x1)

Now this last Richonne moment from the premiere is interesting, because it’s the extended deleted version of this scene that makes me seriously consider it a Richonne moment. And an amazing one at that!

It wasn’t until 7B that I found that there were other people who reveled in Richonne like me, and once I had found that people have been sharing their beautiful thoughts on this couple for seasons, I read and relished all of the wonderful and thoughtful analysis of this couple (truly I love any insightful analysis of them. So if you write it, I’ll read it 😊)

And I remember seeing that so many people had speculated that Rick’s “dream sequence”, with all of them at a dining table looking happy and dressed up (apart from Daryl 😂), was possibly a Richonne wedding. That thought hadn’t occurred to me when it aired, and even when I read those speculations I remember thinking it might be a stretch. Yes, everything was formal and Michonne was the only woman in white but I was like,“A wedding? I want it to be true but I just don’t know if that’s us trying to will something to be.”

…But then the extended version was released.

And, y'all, I will never doubt you devout shippers again. You’re right every time lol! 🙌🏾  This was actual footage of me when I saw the extended version and realized how true that speculation was. 😂

That. Was. Their. Wedding. Ya’ll!!!! 

Ok so, first of all, I wish they aired this version but at the same time I’m glad they didn’t cuz my heart could not have handled it. The way they reveal Glenn (😭) and his child in this sequence. I don’t cry (like I mainly cry internally most of the time lol) but had they aired that, it would have got me hook line and sinker. It was so precious. And so devastating that it would never be. 

But then Michonne walks out looking straight up ethereal. I mean goddess vibes all day. And she was wearing this long white dress and glowing and, can I just say, I adore the fact that this means that this is how Rick sees Michonne! Like this is all from Rick’s perspective so Rick truly and legitimately sees her as a queen. No wonder he stares at her the way he does all the time. It’s now confirmed that he literally sees her as the ☀️🌙⭐️. And we’re seeing this through his eyes so, of course, we spend a good minute just watching Michonne walk in her dress and smile and hold “his and hers” beers. 😋 Like there’s no reason for the camera to stay on Michonne that long except for the fact that we’re watching this through the eyes of a whipped man. 😉 Also I love that Michonne and a pregnant Sasha smile at each other cuz I’m always here for some black girl magic lol and I wish we could have seen more of their friendship on the show. But yeah this was a Richonne moment because this just has to be their wedding. Like please feel free to tell me all the evidence you’ve collected on why it’s a wedding as I share mine. 😋

One; Everyone is so dressed up. Like for what? So that means this isn’t just your average Sunday dinner. Two; Michonne is in fact in a long white dress. In the portion of this sequence that was actually aired I couldn’t tell it was long and so seeing the dress in the extended version, it definitely felt like a wedding dress. And she’s the only one in white. That’s not a coincidence. (Side note: Michonne would find a wedding dress that matched her style in the apocalypse. Go girl! 👌🏽👸🏾) Three; Michonne is glowing like a bride and also being watched for a long period of time through the eyes of the groom, my main man Rick. Like Homeboy really keeps his sight on her for the longest and only turns away to notice Glenn (😭) and Baby Glenn run into frame. Four; Michonne is carrying the two bottles for her and Rick like the wife she is (We know it’s for the two of them cuz in the aired sequence we see they both have these bottles) Seeing this just reenforces that these two are now an official item or pair…like the two bottles (I know that’s pushing it…but whatever lol 😂) Five; The whole vibe feels celebratory and they got people really trying to not just look nice but make the area look nice with formal plates and decor. They’re pulling out the stops for this dinner. Why? Cuz they’re leaders just got married! 🙌🏾 Six; Rick and Michonne sit together, which I know they always do, but like with Father Gabriel right next to them it just feels so ceremonial. This was Rick imagining their wedding day. And I love it cuz this was a cool way to show us what that wedding day would look like, since they might not have an  actual formal wedding in the show. But, don’t get me wrong, even if a whole formal wedding understandably doesn’t fit the tone of the show, I still want a proposal, rings, and some verbal acknowledgement that they see each other officially as husband and wife. 😋 I love the traditional guy in Rick so, of course, he pictures something ceremonious, formal, and celebratory to solidify their love and union. Rick’s imagination has good taste lol, cuz it was a very cute wedding for the apocalypse. And even if I’m being extra and this wasn’t a wedding, it was still a nice insight into what their wedding could be. 

Also, can I just say, I adore that when he reflects on Negan’s words and “thinking you were going to grow old together” it’s the image of him marrying Michonne that pops in his head. He wants to grow old with her.😭 I love that his mind went to this as he thought about what an ideal world would have looked like. Again it confirms that Michonne is always on his mind and that he wants to give her everything this fallen world has to offer, including his commitment to be with her “til death do us part”. (But, seriously AMC, don’t make us go through a “death do they part” with them. We’ll be “Rebelling in Richonne” if that happens! 😂) But thinking happy thoughts (like Rick with this wedding dream) I believe that Richonne will continue to go strong in the coming season. And God is good, so we might get one step closer to the husband and wife confirmation that this dream sequence so beautifully implied. 🙏🏽💍 💍

[denisesoatmeal]

Dead

[kharypayton]

“The strength and bravery that she shows as a person this season, and the ingenuity that she employs… is very satisfying.” Her apocalyptic partner, Ezekiel, however, is having a rougher time acclimating to the new reality. “There are some intense times ahead for Ezekiel,” stresses the EP. “Carol is not going to be surprised about the difficulty and brutality that they’re facing. Ezekiel is a little more new to this. The contrast [between the two] will be pretty stark.”

Her apocalyptic partner Her apocalyptic partner Her apocalyptic partner

[denisesoatmeal]

[denisesoatmeal]

I hate these ship ask games bc they're basic so I'm just gonna make my own

1. Who's the one who's reckless and always getting into trouble while the other gotta pull em out

2. Who's the one to send the other "I love my gf/bf" memes

3. Who's the one who listens to a music genre the other doesn't like and how does the other react

4. Which one spoils the other more and do they ever get competitive to show the other more love

5. How many years did it take to get married or was it just not for them

6. What was their wedding like

7. Is their friends/family supportive

8. How does one comfort the other when the other is in distress/having a panic attack/crying

9. Which one dissociates

10. Which one stares at the other's booty like "damn" and how does the other react when catching them

11. When they live together what kinda place do they live in? What does their home look like?

12. What do their dates look like

13. How does each act when getting drunk

14. Which one rolls over in the morning to wake up the other one just to give kiss them

15. Have they saved each other's lives before

16. Does one have an interest the other think is weird but wants to listen to it regardless

17. Which one uses cropped hentai as reaction images

18. Does one of them kinkshame the other

19. Is one of them self conscious about their body? If so how does the other comfort them

20. Say they were cuddling on the bed while listening to record player playing the background. Which song is playing?

21. What is their song? Like the song that gives them overwhelming feelings?

22. What song do they listen to while going on a joyride

23. What kinda joyrides do they go on? Relaxing ones or wild ones?

24. Where would they vacation for a honeymoon

25. Do people ever get annoyed of their pda

26. Would they live in the city or the country

27. Which ones the red which ones the blue

28. Are either of them mentally ill, if so how do they help one another cope

29. Does one have a spot on them where they would melt when the other kisses them there

30. Do they dance together

31. Do they sing together

32. Which one is better at cooking than the other and makes most the dinners

34. Are they a reckless couple or safe

35. What be they kinks and do they try each other's kinks

36. What would their valentines gifts be to each other

37. Do they get into fights often? If so what do they fight over and how do they make up?

38. Which ones top, bottom, verse

39. What kinda sex they be having (gentle rough whatever)

40. Who would fight in honor for the other if someone would insult them

41. Which one has a favorite movie that they have the other watch with them again and again

42. How would one react if the other was to die

43. Who dies first

44. Do they want kids

45. How would they spend their last moments together

[denisesoatmeal]

Anyway, Denise deserved to live and have a happy future with Tara.

[megan-fox]

[denisesoatmeal]

This just in: drinking wine is gay.

[shaolinbynature]

The floor is Richonne. Hehe

they own my pathetic life i cannot believe this

[oh-archivist]

@sob-wandoi​ and I celebrating PRIDE MONTH AS THE #1 BABES!

[denisesoatmeal]

I'm crying! I miss my breakfast buddy!

[cooldogsquad]

Shitty idea #701

Killing Glenn

[saskiakeultjes]

Iced coffee season has begun

[agentchakra]

@ladyluthien don’t you judge me

[doctorluthien]

For you, every season is iced coffee season so a ‘beginning’ is meaningless, hmm?

[denisesoatmeal]

Pairs well with oatmeal.

[r-grimes]

TARA AND MAGGIE 

MAGGIE AND TARA

MAGGIE HUGGING TARA

[denisesoatmeal]

Every gay bone in my body is pleased with this post.

[thewalkingboxes]

this user ships desus