Firlefanz Meets World

...which means that this is a stream of consciousness.

[rosingtyler]

rory and jess + that instrumental

[just-shower-thoughts]

If someone made me memorize 84 objects and their exact spatial relationship, I would think it’s impossible, yet I’m typing this without looking at my keyboard

[highreevecain-deactivated202502]

[hillary-for-president2016-blog]

I… guess I couldn’t resist?

[parrisblood]

Shut up

[jennytrout]

Who plays the ukulele?

TRICK QUESTION THEY ALL PLAY THE UKULELE 

[onegirlintheback]

I don’t know why but like I really want Clinton to be the drummer.

“They told me girls can’t be drummers. I said fuck'em.”

[surprisebitch]

Clinton - drums and vocals

Obama - vocals and guitar

Kane - bass

Bernard - keyboards

then yeah, when a ukulele has to be played, one of them will play it. they can also play the banjo

[sdawgggg]

WHAT ABOUT BIDEN

[surprisebitch]

yup

[whatis2plus2]

Can I pre-order?

[bob-belcher]

[ithelpstodream]

MORE OF THIS! ✊

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

If you are someone who can do this, please please do.

[teenscoolest]

[reblog-gif]

[carriehopefletcher-deactivated2]

Worldwide Proof Copy Competition!

I have 2 proof copies of ‘On The Other Side’ to give away here on tumblr! Reblog this post and use the hashtag #OnTheOtherSide ! Make sure you read the Terms and Conditions before entering! bitly.com/ontheotherside-WIN

[denk-mal]

#OnTheOtherSide

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[wearedevo]

Oompa loompa doompity dilla You shouldn’t have been the Zodiac Killer

[just-shower-thoughts]

Children cheating on exams shows an education system more interested in grades, than school children learning.

[hechodeoro-deactivated20180924]

you don’t have to actually say you hate women we can tell by how you talk and behave with us

[dxbz]

LOOOOOL

[taint3edcakes]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[queenfaithmarie]

😂😂😂😂😂

[thetattedstoner]

Bruh

[bellonexo-deactivated20170221]

not my picture but

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Dont even know if thats from the actual video or if its Photoshop

[turnitaround]

did you know

music was invented on june 19, 2008 with the release of burnin up by the jonas brothers

[iwoofjaneway-deactivated2016060]

“ It’s armor. On a woman. It doesn’t have to look feminine.”

[lizstaley]

If I ever don’t reblog this, it’s because I’m dead.

[kiokushitakaa]

game devs take note

[bestnatesmithever]

What a weird impulse. Why would you need it to look feminine? Or masculine? It’s armor to protect your body from death. Not dying should be gender neutral.

[mathylibrarian]

Not dying should be gender neutral

[just-shower-thoughts]

If someone were to photoshop a man’s nipples onto a woman’s breasts well enough that you couldn’t tell, would it still be nudity?

[punlovsin]

to Henry Miller

[gorbachops]

[geekandsundry]

WHAAAAAAATTTTT