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Cursed by bisexuality
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Sometimes you got to look at a fictional man you really hate and imagine beating the shit out of him to get turned on at all
MADHOG THY MASTER'S MASTERPOST
I go by Madhog (He/Him) on these here ethereal lands. I'm formerly a film critic and currently a film festival curator. I write, I make videos and I try to enjoy things in spite of everything... You may discover my body of work in the following websites:
YouTube (ancient video reviews, gaming, podcasts, game shows with friends)
Bluesky (musings, thoughts and threads on art/media)
Blogger (archival space for older blogs and articles)
To get you started on this place, I would recommend this selection of essays, think pieces and miscellaneous writing:
Girls! No Air Quotes!
Euphoria: Unlock the Door to Paradise
Polyamory in Media: A (depressingly) Short List
Wonderful Everyday, The Dream and My End Sky
Gore Screaming Show: Your Pain is Real
Brok the InvestiGator - Embracing the Flaws of Unrestrained Artistic Passion
The Audacious Wit of In Heat: Honeymoon!
I Played Every BioShock Game In One Month, And I Must Scream!
...And Justice for All - We Literally Live in a Society
The Familiar Yet Unfamiliar Horror of The Milk Games
This is Not a Review of In Stars and Time
Down The Cabbit Hole: The Weird World of Klonoa Literature
Mickey Mouse and Horror Cash Grabs: A Reasonable Explanation
I also have recurring columns such as:
Master Recs (art and media recommendations/short analysis)
Brain Bubble (free-form ramblings on whatever subject that comes to mind)
Finally, there's my "readymade", transformative comic!
VN Maids
If you enjoy my intellectual offerings, do consider following me. I have a Paypal account if you wish to donate (DM me for the email address). Fret not, for all of my material shall be free to read for as long as I own it. Welcome to my mental abode.
liann cartman x reader plsplspls
general dating headcanons with liane cartman
A/N: idk if this is what you wanted but i'm madly in love with her so!! i don't do NSFW stuff but................. some stuff is implied because liane🤤
she's soooo sweet. like in bed she snuggles up to you and puts her hand on your chest and stuff 🙁 in like everything you do she's constantly holding your hand and kissing you on the cheek
eric probably hates u to no end at first, especially if you try to act like a parent to him. but he warms up eventually and starts treating you like the father figure he never had!!! he draws out your name like he does with 'meeem'
she probably has some issues with being a pushover, like you'll have to remind her to stand up for herself. you really helped her a lot with her self-worth and she's vry grateful for it :))
tons of flirting,,, specifically cheesy nicknames, winks, tugging at her shirt... esp during steamy times. flirt back and u aren't sleeping all night
baking together,,,,,, you get batter on your face and she wipes it off and kisses ur cheek,,,,, hnngg
if there's something she really wants she might do like. that really sweet motherly voice she had seasons 4-7,,, kinda similar to cartmans whiny voice. i like to think he got it from her
she'd deffo stay up fantasizing about marrying you and being a housewife n everything being so cute and stuff,, she'd love that but that doesn't mean she doesn't like to party!!!
like one moment you're kissing her hands and slow dancing after putting eric to bed and then you guys are out doing coke at a party and banging or something. she loves a good balance
honestly. she really needs a friend. so i feel like she'd only really slowly fall in love if you two were like best friends or something,, like after you form a strong platonic bond she starts developing feelings and it kinda makes her panic
it might take her a little while to fully feel secure in your relationship so any reassurance or care you give her makes her heart soar🙁💖💖
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Randal trying his best to ride Luther but he can barely handle it and starts whining really pathetically… it’s ok! What else are big brothers for than to be absolute power bottoms ^_#
i hate when a horny post is really hot but they use some fuckass word and i just morally cannot stand behind it
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