The Major God Of Angst In The Pantheon Of Feels

I'm Sage and it's gay volleyball time Fanfic | 18+ | AO3: the_ruined_earth_sagelord

[theslowesthnery]

not to get into US politics but it's really funny how half the people's reaction is "staged and fake" and the other half's reaction is "learn to fucking aim"

[electraslight]

ELECTRASLIGHT IS BACK IN BUISNESS BABY

[everydaylouie]

pigeon beats

[bedupolker]

It feels cool to be "in" on celebrity gossip before anyone else. I ran into Californian Condor V9 and looked her up on the condor lookup website. It says her current mate is dead and she has no kids but I saw her with a new man AND a juvenile.

[taciturn-nerd]

OP I hope you don't mind but I made a tabloid cover out of this

I used two more condor photos by Andrew Orr and Alam Clampitt from peregrinefund.org

Gotta use the skills I learned from making tabloids out of the Jane Austen novels somewhere right?

Great, now I feel like I'm bird shaming. Congrats V9 on your new family!

[animals-with-fan-art]

This is art to me

[thickness-protection-program]

Stop warning me about mature content I'm literally an adult

[euphemeron]

Internet, show me the adult content and hide ads. Thank you.

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

Me stepping onto the balcony to address my followers

[amaraqwolf]

Are you trapped on tumblr right now?

Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you can’t, because you’re trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Consider this your save point.

Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.

[amaraqwolf]

Things people in the notes have been able to do thanks to this post:

eat breakfast

go to bed

get out of bed

take a shower

write

practice

watch Superman Returns and write a paper on it

retain shreds of sanity

I need y’all to know that you’re doing amazing, and I’m so glad that I was able to help you break out of a procrastination loop you did not want to be stuck in.

[andythecarpathian]

Helpful post I’ve added to my queue in case it helps someone else at the random point when it’s posted.

[ruinedchildhood]

[stardynamite]

THE WAY SHE POSED AFTERWARDS HFKFBDK

[stardynamite]

My artistic rendition:

[pisces-core]

[packs-pngs]

[peachrunes]

[the-stove-is-on-fire]

Survivor's Guilt

[Image ID: A digital drawing of Danny Fenton in a formal suit holding a glowing bouquet of orange and blue flowers against a dark background. Glowing blue tears drip down Danny's devastated expression. Gentle beams of blue and orange light light up patches of colour on Danny's dark suit. /. End ID]

Inspired by this piece by @bebebeep0v0 :

Post by @bebebeep0v0 · 1 image

💬 13  🔁 416  ❤️ 2305 · Here’s a recent commission I worked on featuring Danny Phantom. It’s adult Danny and Jazz.

I love the idea of Danny outliving his loved ones, especially if they die protecting him :))) I've had a sketch of Danny holding glowing flowers for years but never had the motivation to do anything with it. Og sketch and alternate version under the cut:

[valtsv]

the last guy's blood didn't splatter across my face and shirt sexily or aesthetically enough so i have to kill again. sorry.

[minotauri]

i wish i could hit chatgpt physically i wish i could hit it with a hammer and hit it with a hammer and hit it with a hammer and hit it with a hammer

[this-is-not-a-slow-burn]

[a-ship-unto-thyself]

best trope: "ugh I guess I'll tolerate you for the time being, but this is a conditional, tactical alliance, and the second I get what I want, we're parting ways" to "you are the only good in the world and I will protect you to my dying breath"

[grootficguy]

I saw this tweet:

and thought “ah okay, so like probably just some normal guy with a slight-to-moderate looking eccentricity about him” brother i

[cerastes]

How did Joe Rogan get Baron Ashura on his cast

[im-mender]

wait a second that's the fucker from decrease the increase

[koth-harvest-final]

[stopoftouchingmywingsihurt]

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

[lelif]

on survival

-// @aridante // @orivu // @buzzkillgirls // ? // ? // richard siken// @cemeterything // moomin, tove jansson// @disenchanted-killjoy // isn't that enough, shawn mendes// @ prettytheyswag on twitter// @ coletyumuch on twitter// ? // ? // bird by bird, anne lamott// undertale// @strawberrycircuits

[yuriartillery]

hold on let me try to invent a version of myself who can get us out of this mess [holds really still for a minute and a half and then turns to you with a flat affect] we probably should have killed ourselves an hour ago