Twoface ⭐️

He/Him My cringe Batman AU

[dentinmycar]

Also another warning, these characters have their names spelt differently in this au, meaning Harvey is Harvie, Bruce is Bruice, Joker is the same, Rachel is Rachael etc etc

Just didn’t want anyone to think I just didn’t know anything about Batman lol

[dentinmycar]

Harvie (Harvey) and Bruice (Bruce) got a bit of a redesign (a lot of a redesign) ! I know this can be considered a downgrade from their old designs but I like it a lot more!

[keter-cakes-deactivated20201216]

[doktorgirlfriend]

Every time.

Every time I see this, I lose my shit.

EVERY. TIME.

I don’t know if it’s the context itself, Joker’s fucking smile before it happens, the complete lack of captions, that you only see Batman’s fist. But it’s the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen, and it cracks me up every single time.

[super-mollio]

I can’t? 

[roskakatos]

canooooon

[littlemissonewhoisall]

This is very valid on Bruce’s part though

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

THE CORRECT RESPONSE TO SEEING THE JOKER

[between-stars-and-waves]

He knows what he did!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

WHICH IS EVERYTHING

[kiarastrings]

He saw Jared Leto as Joker…he did the right thing.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Joker: Normal is a setting on the dr….

Batman: MY FIST IS A SETTING ON YOUR TEETH

[bartfargo]

Joker: We’re a lot alike, you and I.

Batman: Not true, for instance (punches Joker) I’m still conscious.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Selina: I am poor and so I need to steal!

Batman: That’s terrible

Two Face: I have a split personality that sometimes makes me do things I don’t want to do!

Batman: I DO NOT BLAME U FOR THIS

Mr Freeze: This city stole the only person who ever loved me and then I was caught in a lab accident that fundamentally affected both my mind and my body

Batman: You can still be the good person you used to be!

Joker: I’m just an asshole who does clown crime

Batman: I will feed you your teeth

[linpieqs]

Harvey and Selina 🐱 two of my favorite rogues <3

[incorrectbatfamandfriends]

Riddler: Riddle me this boy-

Riddler: Batman?

Batman!Dick: Yes?

Riddler: Who the fuck is this?

Batman!Dick: This is Robin.

Riddler: Obviously. But he’s different. He’s all scowly. Where’s the fun one, who likes my riddles?

Batman!Dick: He’s taking some PTO. Can we get on with this?

Riddler: No.

Batman!Dick: What? Why not!

Riddler: Well I would but it wouldn’t be very fair. See the riddles I had for tonight were kind of specific to a couple of past games me and the other one had done.

Batman!Dick: What you never did that for me when I was Robin-

Riddler: Yes well it just wasn’t as fun with you.

Batman!Dick: So what, are you going to just let the hostages go?

Riddler: Well I guess. I’ll have to come up with something different, we can reschedule.

Batman!Dick: So what, do we just take you back to Arkham or-

Riddler: *shrugs* That’s fine. I’ll just table this one for when he gets back.

[ivebeenghosting]

yall seen what green lantern said on tumblr?? 🤨🤨

[dieubius]

just wanted an excuse to draw my blobman

[garfeee]

Commission for the lovely @batsies-little-monster ♡♡

I had smm fun with this one they'd defff be such a power duo gotham is on its knees

[whipbogard]

Christmas camaraderie 🤗❤️🎄

[inkedberries]

after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...

throw the man a bone batman geez

[shittymoviedetails]

In The Dark Knight (2008), the first time Harvey Dent is doing something unlawful, only half his face is lit. This is because most of the movie is too fucking dark to see what is happening.

[dentinmycar]

Originally this was a 3 panel of Pre-Rachael’s death, post-Rachael’s death with Harvie and Bruice looking upset, then I guess post post with Harvie and Bruice having a similarly cheerful day, but I just like the regular beach day a lot more

Don’t know why the eyes on Bruice look so different they are literally copy + pasted just him looking a different direction lol

Also yeah Harvie is wearing the same shirt as my last beach post

[dentinmycar]

Ignore how the bg is just a picture I took off the internet

Bruice refuses to be not presentable at all times considering his high status, Harvie on the other hand dresses like Adam Sandler when he isn’t working

[dentinmycar]

I adore her!! Rachael is actually slightly shorter than Harvie so the drawing in the corner is slightly off lol

Rachael loved animal crossing (GameCube) and after she died Harvie would play on her save files

[dentinmycar]

Harvie and Rachael! Still need to actually draw Rachael but here’s some ‘concept’ art of her!

[dentinmycar]

New Harvie art! Made his face a little longer, changed his burned side slightly (no idea how I did it the first time) then there’s a version of the suit with the red and then without! I think he looks pretty good

In case you can’t see it the text box says ‘you don’t even look like the cool two face you just look like a twink’

[dentinmycar]

Twoface wip

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

gun to my head if I had to write a story about Two-Face the premise would be that Harvey's totally reformed, 100% in the clear, genuinely 0 interest in crime or murder, so he goes back to practicing law. but Two-Face is still there and ALSO practicing law so Harvey is like this upstanding lawyer working pro bono for various charities and nonprofits and what have you and then Two-Face is like a sleezy ambulance chaser taking out HUGE obnoxious billboards all over Gotham and recording the worst local commercials you have EVER seen. they share an office and work on alternating days. the POV character of this miniseries is the shared secretary who has to keep both of their schedules straight and the climax involves Harvey and Two-Face somehow legally being allowed to represent two different people who are suing each other