YOU MUST FIX YOUR HEART

AND YOU MUST BUILD AN ALTAR WHERE IT SWELLS | salem / dead battery | he/she/it + neos | | no minors please |

[melodramaticpolka]

very normal about the foundations of decay btw.. paintings i finished a little while ago <3

[deplcythebattery]

sorry guys the vampire lestat / s3 iwtv was fucking insane and i fear the best thing i've ever watched.

[v0idwraith]

Daniel’s first line back being “The Cuntessa” vampirism really freed him to be the biggest bitch ever

[thevampirecaspian]

[sugarcarnation]

this was so funny akasha couldn’t stand marius fr 😭

[mephistopheles]

i dont watch it but its very funny to me that iwtv s1 episode titles are like We Burn Eternally Beneath The Hateful Fury Of A Deity’s Ancient Vengeance and iwtv s3 episode titles are like Cleveland

[ladypaperwriterson]

"You simply cannot trust Louis, he's a completely unreliable narrator and every single thing he ever said should be put to question! It's so good that we finally have Lestat's version, which is obviously the only true one - so good to finally have a reliable narrator!"

The reliable narrator:

[lioncunt]

best character of all time

[lioncourtz]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 03.03 | "Toronto"

[littlegirlinvisible]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 3.04: The Devils Road TVLTwT/IWTVTwT Version.

The Vampire Lestat is now streaming on AMC+. If you have the chance, please support the show by tuning in on the official platforms. Every view counts!

[henrykudhirai]

[nextchapter]

louis narrates like he's in the great gatsby. armand narrates like he's in rebecca. lestat narrates like he's in katy perry's hot n cold (2008)

[knifelesbianjo]

evil dan and phil

[sugarcarnation]

MY SHOW

[a-lesbianshadowinthenight]

what if your situationship asked you to be his lawyer because a rockstar trashed his tacky hotel and requested to meet him but he lied and set the meeting up himself because the rockstar is his ex that he wrote a book about insulting him page after page after page and he wanted to ragebait him into talking to him and get yelled at in french

[cupidsncheerios]

actually the real risk with being companionless/covenless as a vampire isn't soul-crushing loneliness it's the fact that isolated vampires just start doing anything. four grown ass men got divorced last season and the second they live alone lestat starts a middling soundcloud career, louis starts stalking some poor waitress, daniel becomes a bowling fanatic, and armand is in fucking ohio

[lestatrocks]

louis smiling and confirming to regina that hes gay is so funny to me.... no no i didnt want SEX oh god, you mustve thought i was so creepy haha. Noooo omg i want you to act like my dead vampire daughter who was also a stand in for my humam sister who died believing me to be a monster. which i am.