I'm not flawless but I've got a diamond heart💎

Jaclyn. 25 now, christ am I getting old. Complain with me?

[dangered]

[unpretty]

i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleased

[unpretty]

[unpretty]

yes

however we recently got her a new ceramic fountain that better suits her aesthetic

and her own fainting couch

but she still prefers a good lap whenever possible

[flawlessglamazon]

[elyaizprua0202]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

worst part of driving is when ur going 15 over the limit & ur still getting passed by everyone like bastards You are the animals here not me

[stimman4000]

[animatedtext]

[absentions]

And if you’re still up at 4 a.m.,

you are in love or lonely,

and I don’t know which one is worse.

[nerd-mentality]

Wow

[grumsal]

im looking up dragon ball z trivia

[helloitsbees]

me: *shaves legs* hehhee i am slippry like dolphin

my brain:

me:..............slippry like dolphin

[greedv-archive]

[tortellinigirl]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[foxgraves]

no offense but i’m literally starving for affection but when people give it to me i can’t accept it as valid because i’m worried i’ve manipulated their perception of me by only portraying myself a certain way and feeling like this portrayal of myself is an imposter and makes me disingenuous and not deserving of the affection they give me.

[legalmexican]

looking at my friend requests 

deletes facebook

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

everyone feels robbed of ideal teenage years that don’t really exist 

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

[tyhplosion]

*spongebob narrator voice* ah.. zee mortifying ordeal of being known

[mylesashby]

Donatella Versace by Herb Ritts for Vanity Fair, June, 1997 

[valtsv]

not enough grotesque religious imagery in art these days whats with that

[fymarinaandthediamonds]