Everyones favorite cryptid

18+|| various fandoms squeezed into one person

[sinister--potato]

[elenadiary]

i come and i go

[angelicdewdrop]

[zeroperks]

what if a shrimp was a baby..........................

[abigail]

me and my friends on our way to the function

[gonzos-humansona]

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

[top-cheese]

u cannot unfollow me in any way that matters

[top-cheese]

ill have my people reblog it to your people

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[pnglove]

[revivivivify]

[poetrylesbian]

i think its beautiful that there are tortoises etc that have been in gay relationships longer than i have been alive

[poetrylesbian]

[389]

Sony PlayStation 2 Controversial Lara Croft Advertisement (2000)

[niurd]

instagram.com/p/DUEVhNRDynY/

[podracer]

Dune if I was in charge

[life-on-our-planet]

young gopher tortoise feeding on weeds in its natural habitat ©Ryan M. Bolton

[landsccape]

[xanaxfarts]

4000cc breast implants :)

[mackie-ds]

[brblifuk]

[cosmic-aria]

[aariatov]

I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.

[metatextuality]

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals