[naramdil]

there is no ‘right time’ there is just time and what you choose to do with it 

[mackie-ds]

I'm convinced Evri just shit out a random 16 digits that have nothing to do with your order and tell you it's your tracking code. They probably have no fucking idea where your parcel even is

[mackie-ds]

& of course now it's missing. Marked as delivered but not here. Invalid tracking code, invalid phone number to contact them on. They can't keep getting away with this

[mackie-ds]

I'm convinced Evri just shit out a random 16 digits that have nothing to do with your order and tell you it's your tracking code. They probably have no fucking idea where your parcel even is

[spudnuto]

[existennialmemes]

[scrolling social media] Who the fuck is Jimothy?

[a brief internet search later] Ahh yes, ok I understand. Jimothy is my religion now.

[kitties-of-flickr]

[no title]

2003

[nerdy-as-heck]

I saw this and felt like it should be shared here too

[rubaedo]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimes

[userfish]

[thatlavendergremlin]

Galaxies are yurinating...

[spotforme]

don't say it like that

[macabrevampire]

desire will eat you from inside ^_^

[hotvampireadjacent]

[pleoros]

Eerie lava formations around the West Kamokuna Skylight in Hawaii's Volcanoes National Park, 1996 Photo: Laszlo Kestay

[chimaamla]

I

OKAY SURE

[ourdarling]

insane shit happening over on uquiz right now

[aidashakur]

never forget that you are someone’s most legendary fumble

[i8yurcookie]

if i leave my pussy hanging off the bed will a demon eat it

[i8yurcookie]

[fancycake]

one must imagine sisyphus fucking the boulder

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[not-sal]

logging into tumblr for the first time